Joyce, come over here and hold this nail straight for me, will you?

I don't think he quite understood when I said "get a cat to kill the mice"

the tumble drier broke down that morning

See there is enough room to swing a cat in this garden after all

bob's mates now understood what he meant by 'being a whizz with pussy'

well mr. cat...............yo- ure gonna make a pretty hat....haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa.....oh yes bitty you is haaaaaaaaa......haaa- aaaaa.....haaaaaaaa

the ancient art of "cat hurling" is revived in the backstreets of birmingham.

LARGE CROWD OF GAYS WATCH AS NEW RECORD IS MADE AT THE SAN FRANISCO"PUSSY THROW".

You do know what innocent well meaning animal loving people have just laid out an example for cruel intoxicated youths to go bowling for pitbulls.

Wife beaten to death by stray cat

I think we should get grandad a weed eater for Christmas this year...

cat just wouldn't come down from a night on the tiles.

Man tortures hairy pussy.

would have been easer to put it in the spindryer

also works with children under 4.

Don't get pussy whupped... Whup that pussy.

"I told you hunny I didn't want this damn cat"

TRY THIS ON YOUR WIFE!!

The batsman, an avid cat lover, was suffering a crisis of conscience as the bowler approached the crease...

NASA trains its new feline space cadettes. After the monkey's walk out on strike.

Dave, never one to waste anything, put the rigermortis cat to good use as a tent mallet

the only chance he gets to playing with a pussy

FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you aint a pussy after all

Thinking of starting a fight? Don't want to be arrested for carrying a knife or stick? Try all new Assault Cat!Scientifically proven to make a right mess of stuff.

Death By Pussy!!!

Italian Chef catches back-flipping cat.

thats what you call a cat trick.

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i'll teach you to bite me you stupid mutt.

If ur not into wet pussy do this

Guys will go to any lengths to keep their Foster's beer in the shade.