Imber
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Maybe if we act casual, no-one will notice.
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Simmy
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Does this mean we only have to pay half each?!
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Al Memento
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The planned merger between Nissan and Honda didn't quite go to plan.
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mcblurty
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siamese car experiment goes badly wrong...
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John
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I was here first!
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Bryan
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The toll-booth company 'Toucan' really must change there name!
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Jo
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Shouldn'ta had those extra fries
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DeNzOoL
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Hondas new indestructable family saloon had a distinct advantage over the equally priced Nissan
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Max
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and all because the lady loves Cadbury's Milk Tray
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steve
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the new nissan ad didnt go so well.
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Peter Paul
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Indescribably delerious
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Godzilla
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Oh, perfect!
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Jo
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Foto finish!
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MAx
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need some Red Bull ?
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sue
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Fancy a sh*g while we are waiting..
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alex
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Joined at Girth
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Max
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Toll boths now operating
Sq-easy Pay
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avalok
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It takes two to Toll!
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Max
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you.. "Can't with a Nissan".
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fog
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this is why drag races are illegal!
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Steve G
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Crash dummies....
Overweight..
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cambridge UK
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next time you want to f*** someone where a condom.
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Johnny
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Oh shit... oh its only a nissan
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potter
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im sorry i left my brain in a jar....Im an ass don't you no!?
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John
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Shift_Stupidity
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norm
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I thought there was room
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new york nuff said
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Keith
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Im first! NO me First! me me me.
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Whitby wag
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The tornado isn't due til tomorrow
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Brian
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Hey, can you pass her my dollar
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Keith Splodge
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Dya sell pasties?
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Orb
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Sunroof.... I Must get a car with a sunroof!
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Mark
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The guy in the blue car is a Jew who didn't have fifty cents
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Mr London
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The big fat guy was sure it was a drive thru burger joint, and had to get that food whatever!
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Justine
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I told you not to have a starter AND desert PORKY
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paxo
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its ok i can t cut that out!
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It's your fault!!
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bad1200hog
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'scuse me, coming through!
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Lloyd5150
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I told you there was no such thing as a BOGO for tolls.
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ajhawkinsjr
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Attention whoever parked in lane six you left your lights on. Attention whoever else parked in lane six you also left your lights on. Thank you, that is all.
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Mizzeryguts
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I will smash your face in, if we ever get out.
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John
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Competition, it's everywhere.
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Johno
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"I was listening to the radio, up the junction by squeeze" !!!!
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Max
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the latest psychological test proves that womens' spatial senses are indeed less than their males counterparts'
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jason
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A SMART CAR PROMO: Our car wouldnt have this problem. so buy one today from your local dealer.
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Max
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yeah can I get a....a large big mac meal with coke and a fudge sundae please...
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Klemmer
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"First throught the toll booth wins" seemed like a good idea untill they were neck and neck.
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Ali55
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This is the perfect 2 hour spot.
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Mr Sarcastic
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Train
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and the winner is ...
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Jer
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Carpooling!
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Doh
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Only in america
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Keith Splodgy Mayoh
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Leanne Come back! your lesson isnt over yet!!
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Eric
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picture
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robbie
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what you mean its a shut and cut job?
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Steve L.
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'Hey asshole! Remember the junction two blocks back?'
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johno
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is this the terminal for noah's ark
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Spur
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"Excuse me,can I borrow your can opener"?
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Stupid
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Oh dear, Mcdonald's latest drive through seems to have some serious competition
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Baz
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Gta4 mania hits the nation!
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Moff
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It'll fit...
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BazzaM
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Nisan and Honda road test their new Side Impact Protection Sytems.
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max 20 characters
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hey has anyone seen my dog??
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FranticFred
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We're Siamese twins, we have to travel this way - don't judge us harshly!!
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Max
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"Are you paying too much for you car insurance?"
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wat a c**t
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pie stalker
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... the new streetracing craze was beginning to take its TOLL
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LisaLongLegs
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Got any vaseline?
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deadlyblueballs
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two for one!
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Dan
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Quick! Sneak by behind him!
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dude
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pooo
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darrel
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Newton was right: two objects can't occupy the same place in space and time!
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Leanne Doran
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Women.... Dont expect any help on a thursday!
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roddy
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I thought you said you lost weight
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JOE
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WAS HE LATE FOR WORK OR WHAT!
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Bored@home
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No, no, please - after you
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Jason Peters
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"Honey, I played chicken with Bill again... It was a tie"
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Lester
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I did breath in honey
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DLEED
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CHARLIE FROM EAST ENDERS THOUGHT THAT THE DIET HE WAS ON MADE HIS CAB SLIMMER ASWELL AS HIS WAIST LINE
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Wil Morgan -
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two into one won't go!
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rhino dave
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breath in??
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Aceman
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Well if that asshole hadn't been paying with pennies.......
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mscartman
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COMING SOON
"Cars in love". See it at a theatre near you.
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the one
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That was a bit close
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steve 2
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this woulnt have happend if his had wasnt stuck to his face.
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PRESTON
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HONEY DON'T CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE AND TELL ME YOU LEFT YOU POCKET BOOK AT HOME.
COULDN'T YOU HAVE BORROWED A QUARTER OFF ONE OF THOSE 3 MEN BACK THERE.
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Andy
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I said "Pull over" not "STOP" you moron!
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matt leighton
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This 2 for the price of one idea was crap
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Max
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I thought the sign said Car Limit 5
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Max
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i thought the sign back there said no overtaking on the left...
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two for the price of one
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Whitehaven Marra
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Whaddaya mean, this aint a drive thru???
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Broadway Bob
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This totally defies the definition of sandwiched.
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Tony
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"Hello...police? Yeah, there's someone stealing the golf clubs out of the trunk of my car..."
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plowboy
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you go first, no. you go first, no. you go first no you first *#@@&@@------ I thought you said for me to go first.
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runroy
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Take That mother******
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dave
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what the ####! do you mean whoops.
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