Scotty
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I cannae hold it captain
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kswise
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I come baring gifts
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jon
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which one is the nob??
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Taco
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No no no... This wouldn't fit in my pants. I guess I'll just have to redesign the uniform.
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Taco
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Captured by truly ugly aliens- Not so good.
On the run from certain death- A serious problem.
Lost in a labyrinth with no comlink- I might still make it.
Carrying a giant alien dildo on this latest harrowing journey into the unknown as your only
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BILLY WILLY
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"THATS THE STUFF"
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PRESTON
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ALIENS CALL THIS A SMALL SPACESHIP--I CALL IT "WATCH OUT WONDER WOMEN"
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paddy
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why am i in a trance here
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minibulker
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i dont care what they say it is i aint cleaning my teeth with it !!!!!!!!!
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Talamasca
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I'd.
Like.
To.
Return this.
I.
Wont be.
Needing it.
Anymore.
As I.
Foung my true love.
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Taco
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weapon- PRICELESS!
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Tiggertronix
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Never say I don't remember ALL my crew at Christmas, Uhura!
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bizenya
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"Ream me up, Botty!"
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Bow Wow
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DO U NAWT RESPEKT ME!!?? QUESTIN MARK!!!!
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nevster
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spock could be quite a handful
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Edman
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What was i doing captain? Well...
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Tom
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Has anybody seen my penis? asked the alien.
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SHANE
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GOD ITS BIGGER THAN MINE THATS IMPOSSIBLE
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Pootah
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"Beat me up, Scotty."
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Rob Lowe
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If this has snapped off, then this is no cavern ... it can only be ... only be ... a giant vigina!
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highwayman
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dammit why did i pick this up and not the phaser doh should have been blond
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ryan
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At last, the perfect thing to stick to spocks face next time he gets drunk
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Netweasel
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Captain's Log Stardate 9233.4. The inhabitants of planet Phallose Four are pricks!
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Lone Warrior
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Beam this up scotty!
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Another Pervert
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that should dislodge a few klingons
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bender bander
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where tears come from 2
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Taco
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Bones, your not gonna believe this one!
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Jim Fin
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This is going where no man has gone before
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mr.putty
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he stoll it from the guy in the back!
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LisaLongLegs
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It's a nob Jim but not as we know it!
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movieman1
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Where is the woman that ownes this? I need her
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PRES
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SEEING CAPT. CURT MAKE MOVIE--200.00--FILMI- NG CAPT CURT WITH ALIEN--400.00 SEEING CAPT. CURT CUT OFF PECKER OF ALIEN --PRICELESS
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mumbojumbo
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Bald guy in the backgroumd: 'One minute baby, i left it here somewhere.
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mr magoo
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beam it up scotty
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taco
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If this is the male... Oh hell I'm not sleeping with that thing, it looks like Dracula on steroids!
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Taco
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Oh My God... I just realized I'm holding the petrified penis of an alien, and I kinda like it...
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