JBP
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Once the paking wardens were put onto quota based bonus scheme clamping reached whole new levels
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ajhawkinsjr
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Damn-it they still got two of my tennis balls. Now it's gonna ride funny all the way home...
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pie stalker
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the teenage protester had been there a while....
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fog
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hey... are those my tennis balls?
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Geb
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As Richard would soon dscover, the lock on the zimmer frame was nothing compared to the giant pit someone had dug, and cunningly designed to blend in.
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Geb
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The ball is clearly on the line.
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And yet noone has questioned where the owner is... If they own a zimmer frame, surely doesn't that mean they need it to walk???
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LisaLongLegs
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I took my granny to the shops with me so I could park for free. When the traffic warden wasn't looking I threw my gran down the hole, secured her zimmer so I could sell it and legged it to the pub...
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Keith, Plymouth
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First contestant in the pensioners open air world championship pole dancing competition gives a particularly high performance.
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aj3
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them zimmer thiefs have got no chance this time
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boo
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After walking into a lampost, the 70 year old decided to lock his zimma frame, before being taken to hospital
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hot single mum
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there havin sum rough zimmer-lamp sex. that means a whole newcreation will be made in the zimmer frame and lamppost society.
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BIG GAY AL
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Lamppost:"I love it when she uses handcuffs during sex.
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IID1E4
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i'll have that later.
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Even after his retiremant, Henman could just not let it go
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Eggbert
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WTF!?
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Geb
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You've got to wonder, what happened to the person who actually needs the zimmer frame to get around?
As far as i can see, the only place they could have gone is up the pole...
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Greg Simpson
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I TOLD MY MOTHER I WOULD SEEK REVENGE ONE DAY.
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Jason Peters
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Notorious Walker Thief thinking to himself: "Hhmmm, I think if I just cut through the walker instead of the lock, it will be faster!"
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Shes just popped down into the celler for a quick pint and locked the zimmer, sensible to me..
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Ginger twat sets our to prove that he can walk unaided ...
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Ivor Biggdich
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After several attempts to escape, the Zimmer tried bouncing on tennis balls. But to no avail, yet...
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Mtunzini
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As the credit crunch took a firm grip the trade in used zimmers sky rocketed.
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Geb
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People kept stealing my post.
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sue
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Thatcher must have popped into woolworths
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PRESTON
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SHE'S BEEN GONE 30 DAYS,AND I STILL DON'T BELEIVE THIS THING ABOUT A FLYING SAUCER.
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only me
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mines parked down the road, this is Rover's, my dogs!
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Draven2506
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In his old age Batman gets lazy in hiding the enterance to his batcave.
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BIG GAY AL
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I know if I can just get the lock off they won't be able to catch me!
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gmilf
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i'm over seventy you know!
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Max
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Martina Navratilova declares that her recent accident has indeed taken its toll
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Johnny G
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Lampost cant get enough of its zimmer frame
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Jack Hoff
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John McCain's campaign makes drastic cutbacks due to falling donations. First to go... his tour bus.
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Andy
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Lock it or lose it baby.
Must be in Liverpool
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mcblurty
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i see tim henmans in town!!
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Levi, Aberdeen
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You woulndn't believe how many people tried to nick this!
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Nero
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"Why bother chaining me?
Not like i'm a fast runner....."
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Oh You Know...
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Whats better than a bike?? a walker!!! better keep it safe!... and WTF is that about!?
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Max
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they said paranoia can affect all old people -it seems even the invisible man is no exception
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The times they are a-changing