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Vote up   Vote down Steve from Guis
The camoflage was that good the sniper didnt see him sneak up
Vote up   Vote down daryl edwards
Whilst you're down there.
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"Don't fart when he shoots, don't fart when he shoots, don't fart when he shoots...."
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a real crack shot
Vote up   Vote down TJ
Whats that going up my ear?
Vote up   Vote down TJ
The militarys new form of gas
Vote up   Vote down vikki
Oh my God, this is so scary. Are all you big boys using real bullets. I know I asked to see your weapon, but this is not quite what I meant,(but I still like!)
Vote up   Vote down al
freindly fire
Vote up   Vote down Sylly
Dead guys make good props!
Vote up   Vote down Ben Medown
He sights it in He farts in the general direction Silent but deadly
Vote up   Vote down Ben Medown
He sights it in He farts in the general direction Silent but deadly
Vote up   Vote down Drakos
When they said I'd be the backbone of the Army, this is not what I had in mind!!!
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"Think, think........nope, nothing about being a sniper fellatilist in my enlistment papers....."
Vote up   Vote down INSANITY!!!
must stare at white thing...must not think about whats in my ear...
Vote up   Vote down me
i fart loud you shoot calmly
Vote up   Vote down Jim P
Just aim straight down my crack.
Vote up   Vote down Pope John Paul
Nope still cant hear the ocean.
Vote up   Vote down Skrunk
F*ck Johnny! When was the last time you changed your underwear?
Vote up   Vote down Augho
But .. if his gun is in his hand whats in his poc..
Vote up   Vote down Punto
There must be a better cure for haemroids
Vote up   Vote down M
guy on the right - 'just tell me when to launch the grenade'
Vote up   Vote down Ultra7
Don't ask, don't tell...my wife.
Vote up   Vote down Stevieboy
We learnt this trick from the Yanks as there all Gay!
Vote up   Vote down Stewi mistro
Why not have 2 holes aiming at you?
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If they start shooting back your the first one to get his arse shot off!!
Vote up   Vote down lol
;DDDDDDDD
Vote up   Vote down funkenal
You fire the tear gas and I'll shoot anyone that moves!
Vote up   Vote down paddy coyle
if the sergeant tries to park his bike,shoot!!!!!
Vote up   Vote down firkin
Why can't you play ordinary Twister like everyone else?
Vote up   Vote down Smelliot
Dude this isnt the navy
Vote up   Vote down Karl
Thinking his dead sargeant had always been a arsehole gave Dave a idea what to do with his body.
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The last time something flew away from my ass that fast it was down to a vindaloo...
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Do you mind me resting my gun on the small of your back
Vote up   Vote down Whoaa
I think I can hear you coming!
Vote up   Vote down mike boyce
help....i want my mum.
Vote up   Vote down Franz
My dogtags aare cought in your zipper!
Vote up   Vote down dr jiggy
how can i explain this to mom
Vote up   Vote down karon johnson
if i cant see them can they see me!!!!
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that's just wrong
Vote up   Vote down dumeranddumer
wait a minute... YOU TRICKED ME!!!
Vote up   Vote down Anomy
Congratulations! It's a pacifist.
Vote up   Vote down shaun b
Any holes a goal :D
Vote up   Vote down lul
why the british army is full of gay fags
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"Don't you quit me."
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"Maybe if the enemy thinks I can shoot bullets outta my ass they'll retreat".
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"Sarge? Can't we all just get along?"
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Friends don't shake hands. Friends gotta hug.
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I swear to God, if you blow my ass off...
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That better be your pistol.
Vote up   Vote down darkwingdave
This is my rifle and that is my....
Vote up   Vote down Angie
That's better. They can't see me now!
Vote up   Vote down Monk
I might as well do what while I'm down here
Vote up   Vote down Singe
seen as you've got the fattest arse.............
Vote up   Vote down cajun
Isn't there another way to shoot off your BUTT?
Vote up   Vote down middenmaker
Bottoms up old cap
Vote up   Vote down mike fraser
they might think its a new black hole
Vote up   Vote down Noel Isle of Man
So your sure me sticking my arse in the air is the best way of drawing the French Army out of hiding?
Vote up   Vote down Dave Unwin
Pwease don't shoot da wittle bunny wabbit, pwease. I'll be your friend f'rever....
Vote up   Vote down Mal Bell
When you said that you wanted to "Shoot over my arse" this wasn't what I had in mind Sarge !
Vote up   Vote down Blackthorne
The few, The gay, The marines!
Vote up   Vote down Karl
After a few drinks squaddies Dave & Pete came up with a novel way to ignite a fart
Vote up   Vote down Justin Credible
Will you please stop f**ting long enough for me to pull the trigger......
Vote up   Vote down Max
you are my sunshine ,my only sunshine.You make me happy when skies are gay
Vote up   Vote down lesley
oh where's my Mummy when I need a cuddle ???
Vote up   Vote down Sam The Wize...
you were right, i can hear your heart beat!
Vote up   Vote down skindiver
hold on, one more try then its your go!
Vote up   Vote down Oscar North
My doctor told me never to clean my ears with anything smaller than my elbow
Vote up   Vote down silentpeat
wait for it, wait for it!!
Vote up   Vote down Jono
dont worry theres no large weapons of mass destruction in there
Vote up   Vote down JJ
check if bin ladens down there
Vote up   Vote down Andy
That's strange. I can't hear it ticking!
Vote up   Vote down Bob
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Vote up   Vote down Micky
i can't see anyone but it feels like someone is laying in my lap.
Vote up   Vote down ARON
WHICH PISTOL SHOULD WE SHOOT FROM.. MINE OR YOURS?
Vote up   Vote down Gary
Are you sure this will cure my Constipation
Vote up   Vote down LittleDevil
Does my bum look big like this?
Vote up   Vote down Ozzy
More evidence of equipment shortages for our troops overseas.....
Vote up   Vote down LittleDevil
Demonstrating a new way to shoot the crap out of the enemy.
Vote up   Vote down LittleDevil
"Just make sure you shoot anyone advancing with their flies undone!!!"
Vote up   Vote down Cal
"They said I would see the world by joining the army... if I wanted to sniff a mans groin I would have stayed in Texas"
Vote up   Vote down teejay
What do you mean you're afraid of the bang
Vote up   Vote down Mary Ann
Really putting your ass on the line
Vote up   Vote down BIRDSONG
"HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN"
Vote up   Vote down SpiderPig
Hey guys!!! I can hear the ocean!!!!
Vote up   Vote down Maiden
" A little to the right, now a little to the left." " Steady, steady, FIRE!!!" Oh dang! There goes my clean shorts!
Vote up   Vote down playa
Ready when you are sarg....dont jus fart now corp
Vote up   Vote down Designing Mind
I didn't sign up for this!
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i hope he shooting blanks
Vote up   Vote down elemental
this is the new way of adjusting for windage
Vote up   Vote down Anno
Shoot!
Vote up   Vote down COLIN L.P.G
sight me up, i'll blow em away
Vote up   Vote down carole smedley
who said men can't multi task!!
Vote up   Vote down silly sally
I'm going to fart
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Mummy Mummy!!!!
Vote up   Vote down Ben from Camarillo
"When I fart, pull the trigger at the same time"
Vote up   Vote down Thunderchunk66
is that the BUTT of the rifle then?
Vote up   Vote down Daz D
I can't hear f*&k all while your shooting the damn gun!!!
Vote up   Vote down Angela
I want my mammy.
Vote up   Vote down Rodge
What the hell is that smell?
Vote up   Vote down Callum
TBH i think he's only coming up for air O_o
Vote up   Vote down Toin
This really makes your bum hurt!
Vote up   Vote down Si Snr
Credit crunch forces the army to find low cost alternatives to expensive grenade launchers.
Vote up   Vote down squeezyballs
oh God i hope they don't shoot back!
Vote up   Vote down mr gay UK
Let's play army, i'll sit back while you blow the hell out of me
Vote up   Vote down Coolster
Wo the hell. those cookines were meant to last 2 days!
Vote up   Vote down SLURP SLURP
bUSTIn a NutAND A caP
Vote up   Vote down Jervis Leong Mysia
Hey,I can hear the Calvaries coming but please keep shooting the terrorists...Hold on now.
Vote up   Vote down Tess
OOh yeah, Can you get round an further?
Vote up   Vote down STEPH
HOLY SHIT WHAT IF SOMEONE SHOOTS BACK
Vote up   Vote down Bob the scot
Summun' STILL cann'ae spell Tiggertronix!
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...and someone obviously can't spell his OWN name, Bob the SCROT!
Vote up   Vote down Bob the scot
Come up to Fife and say that to me face, tosser
Vote up   Vote down Sam i am
New tripod
Vote up   Vote down margaretsweeney1
Help I want my mummy
Vote up   Vote down Bemum
High Power Service Rifle with Flame Thrower Attachment
Vote up   Vote down catmum
Mommy
Vote up   Vote down Joe
You used to be such a romantic, please can we face eachother?
Vote up   Vote down Triggertronix
I hope this crack-shot dosen't have an itchy trigger finger?
Vote up   Vote down IrishFella
What's that in my ear ?
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Brits are gay!
Vote up   Vote down Rob Lowe
I need to breath again - so hurry up
Vote up   Vote down Gary
I said that I want a tracer after every 4 shots!
Vote up   Vote down Bubba
No, that's not my heart beating, but you can listen if you want to...
Vote up   Vote down BRIAN OWENS
wait i hear buffalo comming
Vote up   Vote down Ronnie
look what your dad got for firing
Vote up   Vote down JAH.
I hope that's a gun in his pocket?
Vote up   Vote down Colleen
Don't vote for yourself they don't like it?
Vote up   Vote down James Antonio.
Do I look like a tripod, and come to think of it, I'm sue he had beans for dinner?
Vote up   Vote down LFC
My third apendige is'nt a leg.
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