King Rob, Bristol
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Airbus attracted all the birds
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Frank Birdsong
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Momma! Your Home!!!!!!
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Manga Babe
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Damn! We only washed it this morning!
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barney
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pilot to co pilot,what the flocks that.
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Irene Hoffman
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MA! (inspired by Frank B.)
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lol guy
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lol spunkweazle rightlol lol lol
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wolfman
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The sequence that was cut from the final edit of Hitchcock's "The Birds". Deemed to be too frightening.
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Heather
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one mummy bird to other mummy bird: here, dont ya think he looks like his mum?
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Teresa Micco
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Birdish Airways - Fly us yourself.
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Irene Hoffman
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BO (body odor).
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doyle bullock
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"and they think the shuttle's fuel tank has problems!"
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Frank Birdsong
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All Hail to thr Great God of the Sky!
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Ldelco
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Bird one to bird two... Hay Fred, Your new girlfriend sure has Big ****
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ed
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Birds at 140 kts????
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Stephanie
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FAA reveals plan to cut fuel costs.
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RJR1965
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DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE
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Mikescki
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If we hide in this flock of birds no one will notice us ...
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MoMo
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Keep up keep up onlyanother 2000 miles to go.
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steak
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What the shit's that.
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gingerscouse
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Love U 2 little one
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Crap Attack
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Crap attack! Plop all the windows now!
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Twisted
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Pilot: I know we are looking for greener ways to fly but it tooks ages to tie all these birds to to plane and how long do you think they will hold us up ?
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Damian P. Faloona
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"Third class passengers may now disembark the aircraft"
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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Lordnye
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BA's new Eco Plane uses 1000 starlings attaced by piano wire
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Fannydin
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Flies round Sh1t
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mrmattyuk
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in a response to carbon footprint protests, BA have now used a flock of birds attached to the plane instead of engines!!!!
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hackersracing
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HELP WANTED - airplane detailer - no experience necessary - on the job training provided - excellent benefits
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heather
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British Airways attracts new passengers with its new style planes.
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heather
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funny smell around here?
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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Stel
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No flies on me.
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Paul Schoen
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This is the last time our in-flight movie will be Alfred Hitchock's movie "The Birds".
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stuart levin
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now i know why planes are white
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Steffan
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The other white meat!
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Barra
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"Welcome aboard DOG POO AIRLINES"
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yok man the shvartz
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ok so the pilot threw out his crisps
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Ben
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Birds: Where the fu*k did you say we were supposed to emigrate to?
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duncan
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"Mommy! Mommy!"
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Mark Barlow
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BA flights now sponsored by Clearasil - clears backheads in seconds!
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team@cjgintl.com
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"Uh, Houston - We got 'Skeeters'...!"
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Bugman
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Due to "BA's" new fuel savings plan, all flights will now handled using a elite group of "carrier pigeons"!!
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chuck@cjgintl.com
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"Joe - Did you bring the 'DEET'?"
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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SPARTACUS
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BA'S NEW POLICY OF STRAPPING THE LUGGAGE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE PLANE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING!
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Kenny M Mont.Canada
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If real,the birds would be sucked into the engines and plane would crash. P.S. Sorry for spoiling the image--Ir you have the guts to print!!
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Tiggertronix
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"BA634 to Heathrow tower. F**k the birds, some twat's moved the runway fifty meters to the left!"
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spunkweazle
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Pilots get all the birds
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erics13th
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bird flu quarntine
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the lev
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daddy ive found you.
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wolfen69
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One of BA's efforts to save avgas. Tie 10,000 birds to the plane.
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Terry
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"Inflight lunch will be hot chips!"
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MerryM
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It's no good guys - we'll NEVER teach it to flat its wings!
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Montreal, Canada
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Smell of fumes, I'll follow you anywhere!
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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scott johnston
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who opened their wallet?
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Wayner Bayner
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"This is your Captain, would Alfred Hitchcock please come to the cockpit immediately!"
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heather
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do you reckon we all can go as fast as that big bird?
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rustykettle
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it's the car,chicks dig the car.
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Blom
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane ? ...Well its a bit of both
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Willy walsh
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That's an Airbus 380 you idiot
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Jean-Michelle
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BA's new menu attracted all the flies.
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A.Ravinder
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British Govt. has recently introduced airways security squad.
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Brenda Brown
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Let's get the flock out of here!
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Tony Shew
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Primitive instinct - migrating south for the winter
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Marcinho
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"I am N O T your MOTHER!!!!"
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MT Skull
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This is an illusion. Big birds don't flock like that, so they must be small birds (starlings?).To appear that size in relation to the aeroplane, the birds must be about 200 metres closer to the camera than the aeroplane.
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pchiu
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mama bird
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ll d1e 4
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most birds prefere a fuller figure.
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easylifer
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The Ministry has the full backing and confidence from the last seven years Stealth development!
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