King Rob, Bristol
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Airbus attracted all the birds
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Manga Babe
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Damn! We only washed it this morning!
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barney
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pilot to co pilot,what the flocks that.
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Frank Birdsong
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Momma! Your Home!!!!!!
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wolfman
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The sequence that was cut from the final edit of Hitchcock's "The Birds". Deemed to be too frightening.
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mikey p
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in a bid to cut fuel costs BA invests in a flock of sea gulls and some fishing line
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doyle bullock
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"and they think the shuttle's fuel tank has problems!"
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Mikescki
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If we hide in this flock of birds no one will notice us ...
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team@cjgintl.com
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"Uh, Houston - We got 'Skeeters'...!"
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ed
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Birds at 140 kts????
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gingerscouse
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Love U 2 little one
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Irene Hoffman
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MA! (inspired by Frank B.)
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MoMo
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Keep up keep up onlyanother 2000 miles to go.
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heather
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British Airways attracts new passengers with its new style planes.
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magsggi
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birds taking BA away from T5
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Crap Attack
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Crap attack! Plop all the windows now!
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Damian P. Faloona
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"Third class passengers may now disembark the aircraft"
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stuart levin
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now i know why planes are white
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yok man the shvartz
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ok so the pilot threw out his crisps
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RJR1965
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DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE
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steak
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What the shit's that.
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Heather
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one mummy bird to other mummy bird: here, dont ya think he looks like his mum?
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Frank Birdsong
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All Hail to thr Great God of the Sky!
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Stephanie
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FAA reveals plan to cut fuel costs.
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wilson of australia
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due to fuel prices british air ways has started tying flocks of birds to its planes.
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Taff
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BA re-thinks its idea of building aircraft with recycled waste
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wolfen69
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One of BA's efforts to save avgas. Tie 10,000 birds to the plane.
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Adam M
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Pilot: They can't hold us for much longer!
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mike suffolk
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the new boeing 666 really is on finals!Trolley dollies on bird strike.
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Mark Spencer
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shield! typo
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Paul192
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British Airways reveals new ways of saving on rising fuel costs by tieing pidgions to the fleet
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visiontec
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hitchcock heads new advertising campaign for ba
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Twisted
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Pilot: I know we are looking for greener ways to fly but it tooks ages to tie all these birds to to plane and how long do you think they will hold us up ?
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Ldelco
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Bird one to bird two... Hay Fred, Your new girlfriend sure has Big ****
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Fred
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Captain Kirk, There are Klingons off the.....bloody hell, they are everywhere!
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Nay
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Photoshop is full flight...
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veitchy
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Is it a bird?
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erics13th
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bird flu quarntine
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Teresa Micco
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Birdish Airways - Fly us yourself.
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hackersracing
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HELP WANTED - airplane detailer - no experience necessary - on the job training provided - excellent benefits
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Lordnye
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BA's new Eco Plane uses 1000 starlings attaced by piano wire
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john standen
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just strap a few of there on to cut fuel emmisions
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kgess
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I told you I didn't want to on standby
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Ronnie
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Hey My Pigeons are glad I'm home
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Ben
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I'm not your Mommy
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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Montreal, Canada
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Smell of fumes, I'll follow you anywhere!
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neil
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like flies to shit!!!
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hancey
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well at least the birds are not on my lawn
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222
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(birds to plane) I saw you suck in our babie so now you will pay.
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loulou
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the birds in spain stay mainly with there plane
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The Dust
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We are Chicken Hawks, and we ae going to catch us a Chicken!
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Ben
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Birds: Where the fu*k did you say we were supposed to emigrate to?
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Terry
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"Inflight lunch will be hot chips!"
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Bemum
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One of the problems using ceramic tiles on NASA's Space Shuttle prototypes.
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LMOM05
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Bird's Pride (england mode)
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DapperDan
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the weather in London is fairly fowl".
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pat
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lets fly....lets fly....... come all and fly with meeeeee
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Baz
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BA announce new ways to save fuel
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spunkweazle
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Pilots get all the birds
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the lev
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daddy ive found you.
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Steffan
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The other white meat!
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Mark Barlow
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BA flights now sponsored by Clearasil - clears backheads in seconds!
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mrmattyuk
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in a response to carbon footprint protests, BA have now used a flock of birds attached to the plane instead of engines!!!!
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Kenny M Mont.Canada
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If real,the birds would be sucked into the engines and plane would crash. P.S. Sorry for spoiling the image--Ir you have the guts to print!!
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David Caucutt
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Fuel prices have got so high that British airways have started strapping seaguls to there planes to aid flight
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F.W.F.
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"Yeh .but does it really save on fuel?
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DJC
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Fly with us..
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Fear The ^.^
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big bird tries to make new friends.
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Dominoz designs
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for the birds
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dan
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ba costcutting led to a whole new system of propulsion
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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ba
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AIRFORCE ONE..with high security escort
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Anthony
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Garry Glitters new cammoflaged plane is spotted leaving Gatwick
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Simon Jones
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Snow White returns from her honeymoon
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Walkabout
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BA's new fuel saving initiative is a success.
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Cypeq
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Even Dracula flies British Airways
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jack
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what is it a BIG MUMMY BIRD
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Fannydin
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Flies round Sh1t
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Willy walsh
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That's an Airbus 380 you idiot
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jem 400 cs
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max 300 charaters
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bill beak
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Flock off
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bingo
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a plane-load of asylum seekers heading towards the promised land
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"Yeh,but does it really save on fuel?"
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Due to the high cost in fuel, BA decided to use a different way of flying
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SPARTACUS
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BA'S NEW POLICY OF STRAPPING THE LUGGAGE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE PLANE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING!
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heather
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do you reckon we all can go as fast as that big bird?
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A.Ravinder
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British Govt. has recently introduced airways security squad.
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duncan
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"Mommy! Mommy!"
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Scampi Jack
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Aeroplane with awfull dandruff.
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Tiggertronix
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"BA634 to Heathrow tower. F**k the birds, some twat's moved the runway fifty meters to the left!"
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Bugman
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Due to "BA's" new fuel savings plan, all flights will now handled using a elite group of "carrier pigeons"!!
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rustykettle
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it's the car,chicks dig the car.
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heather
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funny smell around here?
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Bear
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Flight 145 you are being escorted in since you have lost you radar.
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Poste
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Thanks for the lift
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Ade
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A leak in the fuel tank reveals the secret of BA's new 'bio-fuel'. On the plus side, the new technology does get 10 miles to the pidgeon.
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Paul Schoen
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This is the last time our in-flight movie will be Alfred Hitchock's movie "The Birds".
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Barra
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"Welcome aboard DOG POO AIRLINES"
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chuck@cjgintl.com
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"Joe - Did you bring the 'DEET'?"
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Tony Shew
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Primitive instinct - migrating south for the winter
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Irene Hoffman
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BO (body odor).
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Mark Spencer
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batman uses his "invisible deception shieled" to piss off to his tax haven in the bahamas
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paintbrawller
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Got em!
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Blom
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane ? ...Well its a bit of both
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MerryM
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It's no good guys - we'll NEVER teach it to flat its wings!
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Stel
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No flies on me.
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scott johnston
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who opened their wallet?
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Jean-Michelle
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BA's new menu attracted all the flies.
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Wayner Bayner
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"This is your Captain, would Alfred Hitchcock please come to the cockpit immediately!"
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Brenda Brown
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Let's get the flock out of here!
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ll d1e 4
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most birds prefere a fuller figure.
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pchiu
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mama bird
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Marcinho
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"I am N O T your MOTHER!!!!"
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MT Skull
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This is an illusion. Big birds don't flock like that, so they must be small birds (starlings?).To appear that size in relation to the aeroplane, the birds must be about 200 metres closer to the camera than the aeroplane.
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easylifer
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The Ministry has the full backing and confidence from the last seven years Stealth development!
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