Best Bar Mitzvah speech







Best Bar Mitzvah speech

Best Bar Mitzvah speech

Brave coming-of-age ceremony speech, questions some biblical stories and the entire god thing

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Guest: Spacepope (130 days ago)

At my confirmation I also said I didn't believe in God (which kind of defeats the point of the confirmation, but whatever) only I wasn't as funny as this kid.

Guest (160 days ago)

i was expecting his voice to break mid speach

Guest: Merl De Clerc (165 days ago)

y'know it'd be nice if I could go onto the web without having some FCKIN KIKE JEW FRO SHOWING IT DOWN MY FROAT! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY ARE TRY TO CONQUEST THE ME THROUGH THERE MEDIA OUTLETS, WHY CANT I watch it in peace, huh?
   

Guest: Guest (162 days ago)

Why did you click on a video with this title then? Did you think "Best Bar Mitzvah Speech Ever" was going to be highlights from an Arian rally?
      

Guest (140 days ago)

HAHA!!

Guest: fgffg (177 days ago)

someone wrote that for him...hes a young jerry siendfeld

Guest: Derek (178 days ago)

A lot of common sense for some one so young I applaud you

guziel123guziel123 (186 days ago)

God is happiness and sadness. All human emotion really. If god is a real entity is not necessary because we are all sons and daughters of God. That is why a proper name for God is irrelevant. Life death sickness health are all one.

Guest (188 days ago)

You don't need to believe in God to act morally, you just need to act as you imagine God would want you to if he existed. True, true.

Guest (191 days ago)

You've got balls kid... ... ... i like balls.

Guest (193 days ago)

God revealed Himself to me and now I trust in Him.
   

Guest (130 days ago)

Latest comment: "was it in a dream? cos then it probably was a dream. Was it by a voice in your head? Then get yourself checked out by a psychiatrist. "

Guest: BremboDaLegend (224 days ago)

Well done, he has got alot of courge, fare deuce to him

Guest: paxo (256 days ago)

your bound to be a bit bitter when they just cut the end off your cock.
   

Guest (188 days ago)

true dat
   

Guest (171 days ago)

First, he wasn't bitter at all, and second, he was circumcised shortly after birth. Thirteen years later isn't "just happened."

Guest: Tom (631 days ago)

Isn't that Howard Stern? He's obviously still pissed about his circumcision.