Church statue dropped

Church statue dropped

Church statue dropped

After raising money from over 50 cake sales the church had enough money to buy a new statue, however the blessing was short lived

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Guest: anonymous coward (53 days ago)

hehe, as if standing the statue up at the end makes it all better!

Guest (98 days ago)

Its our right their left's fault, he tried to take it around his back instead of his front. Though he is old, i cannot forgive him for dropping a worthless statue. God he must have wet himself

Guest: Tags churches, cakes, sculptur (114 days ago)

where's your god now?

Guest: The Dude (492 days ago)

I let out a short sharp laugh when I saw this. What were they thinking! The old dude on the left looks around to blame someone else. LOL. Back to the cake sale!

Guest (67 days ago)

makes me laugh EVERY time
   

Guest: Pikey (22 days ago)

I watched it once, ten hours ago, and I'm still laughing.

Guest: nick PB (493 days ago)

the problem seems to have been they four old geezers carrying it. Haha vengeful god my ASS

Guest (14 days ago)

At least nobody was hurt. Could have been worse.

Guest: Mr Sarcastic (492 days ago)

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. Ring a bell? Anyone?

flingthecowflingthecow (492 days ago)

Maybe that was God's way of saying 'Next time give the money to someone who needs it, instead of blinging up your club house'.

Guest: guesto (184 days ago)

What's the more poignant metaphor -- that it has no head or that it's hollow on the inside?
   

Guest (175 days ago)

LOL! Very well done.

Guest: G*d (9 days ago)

I made this happen, for your amusement.

Guest: Got what was coming (22 days ago)

Since the one true Christian God does not like idols (God like statues or Deities) at all who cares

Guest: Dave (2 days ago)

Latest comment: "Every time I see it I laugh my head off. I wonder why God ddin't see fit to prevent that little mishap? The nun in the front row looks like she's gonna have a heart attack. "

Guest: Harry Long (23 days ago)

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Guest: Your God, Yahweh (99 days ago)

It was clearly front left's fault. He should be burned at the stake.

Guest (493 days ago)

The importance of rehearsals.

Guest: GBlair (435 days ago)

Proof God moves in mysterious ways....

Guest (24 days ago)

why the **** would u bring the statue in like that? i mean seriously, WTF? that was bound to happen

Guest: Official Sam Fan Club (Kate) (92 days ago)

He WHILE burn in hell now [sic].
   

Guest (81 days ago)

Nice one Kate,

Guest: Pete Star (15 days ago)

Wish I'd been there to see it, I would have laughed so much

Guest: TheWayoftheLord (21 days ago)

'Ye shall make no graven image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone to bow down unto it.' Lev 26: 1

Guest: London1 (177 days ago)

It's the old boy on the right trying to take it off his left shoulder while turning to the right that f*cks it. I laughed a lot when I first saw this. Still do now. Funny shit. F*ck religion, they're the greediest of institutions praying on the weak.

Guest: Jebus (54 days ago)

I like the way someone takes a cheeky photo just after they drop it (20 secs) Probably the most interesting thing that happened in that/any church in the past 100 years!

Guest: Guess (461 days ago)

It is theirs fault. Let 4 old man carring on the heavy cake, hOw come be so stupid they are?...

Guest (53 days ago)

Is that the fallen madonna with the big boobies??
   

noodleNoodle (6 days ago)

Very good, Guest - apart from showing a dubious taste in comedy ; ) LOL

Guest: Jesus (115 days ago)

GOD HATES YOU!!!!!

Guest (493 days ago)

Ya...getting 4 old pple to carry that 50-cake_sales-worth-statue was very wise indeed.

Guest: g (493 days ago)

did they have to have a procession into the church? whatever happened to simple unveiling a statue?

Guest: w4rCh1ld (231 days ago)

Hahahaaha Ridiculous superstitious ritual. About time the human race transcended his nonsense.

elvisascaribou (485 days ago)

Possibly better to have given the cakes to HUNGRY PEOPLE. Broken graven image difficult to chew and digest, even when marinated overnight and cooked slowly.