Defjam
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Just what i always wanted! :)
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fool
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i`m going to have to get this removed from my ear.
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Rourkey
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Achmed Took the phrae 'feeling a little Horse' a bit too far
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jimbo
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What do you mean "you wanted a WHITE one"!
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Bestiality
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I always had a Black Beauty fetish. Im about to knock his A*S*S off.
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McMaffin
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They said it came with batteries!!
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zoomzone@hotmail.com
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Ins mine country horses rides peeple..
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Taco
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I thought the expression was, "Hung like a horse..."
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PRESTON
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SQUIRES HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING'BUT CARRYING THE KNIGHTS HORSE WHEN IT'S ASLEEP IS PISSING ME OFF.
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McLovin
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As strong as a horse..
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carl
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so that's what horse tossing is!
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jon
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Ive got a stiffy..
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Tiggertronix
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Spread a couple of baps and get the relish out, kids! Dad's found lunch.
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jono
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am feeling a little horse,
i said no horse play,
irish jockey gets it wrong
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HORSE HUMPER
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YOU GUYS DONT KNOW I WAS TAKING THE HORSE TO HAVE SEX WITH IT
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mcblurty
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man with bigger cock than horse says "well he fukin started it"
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tommyboy
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so this guy walk into a bar......
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para
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do you think its the dope
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SHANE
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NOW I PICKED IT UP WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
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Pepsi
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There's more than one way to flog a dead horse.
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nevster
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this is the mistress my wifes a mare
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jim
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Out of batteries, be right back.
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scruffynuts
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I've heard of "dog tired" but this is taking the piss
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Horrible Horace
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"I'm just going to bury it. It died last night.
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sheltie
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what a good catch..
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highwayman
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yeh im on the dole its the glue factory for you
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Frazer Shaw
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"Drop the dead donkey!"
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pete
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where is the starting gate
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Tiggertronix
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Land rights for romanies ..or Shergar gets it!
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Guy
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I thought you said you wanted me to 'hang like a horse'?
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williehgn
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roger the circus performer had unusual methods of teaching his horses balancing tricks..............- .....
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simon
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A sadddle would make the ride a lot more comfortable
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