Jesus light switch




Jesus light switch


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Vote up   Vote down  Tiggertronix
Cum, all ye faithful!
Vote up   Vote down  carrie
Switch religions
Vote up   Vote down  Taco
If you love Jesus you should flick the switch repeatedly and with much enthusiasm.
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Is this where the glory hole got it's start?
Vote up   Vote down  Taco
Don't worry kids, EEEHHEEE HEEE, its only me Jesus. Want some Jesus juice? You can play with my Jesus switch OW! I'm bad! Annie are you ok? Go on, touch it!
Vote up   Vote down  Mr door key
Christ has risen
Vote up   Vote down  Lone Warrior
is that a bible in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
Vote up   Vote down  NUFC
"Let there be light!"
Vote up   Vote down  gerry
hhmmmmmmmmmmm little kids turn me on.
Vote up   Vote down  lynn0077
cum on all ye faithful, rise up and adore me!
Vote up   Vote down  PoEm
The last station of the cross never was thought too fondly of...
Vote up   Vote down  jesus is cumming soo
i can't be sure because of the shadow - but i think she's ticking jeebus's taint...
Vote up   Vote down  d
jesus came, he has died and will cum again
Vote up   Vote down  homer42
well, my father DID say "let there be light"
Vote up   Vote down  Bob Loblaw
Kids:"Jesus why do you have a switch on your crotch?" Jesus: "Cuz im Jesus tbh lol!"
Vote up   Vote down  Taco
And Jesus said unto the children, "Though has most certainly turned me on. Now let me teach you!"
Vote up   Vote down  willywombat
Flick me off
Vote up   Vote down  I hate FORDz, FAGz
dad damnit it is to damn small
Vote up   Vote down  jimbo horsefly
Now that's a res-erection!
Vote up   Vote down  adultvish
ghanta baba jee ka
Vote up   Vote down  louie
Told you he was cool. now just flick it an he will give you sweets.
Vote up   Vote down  OHYEAHHH
its very easy to turn jesus on.
Vote up   Vote down  lynn0077
Did your priest tell you to say that???
Vote up   Vote down  Bob
Christ, that's a hard one.
Vote up   Vote down  Daniel
Damm, got the wrong glory hole!!!!
Vote up   Vote down  omg
"here's the church here's the steeple open my pants and pull the peeper" and yes, this means that we truly all do go to hell. where can i get this?
Vote up   Vote down  Roflmao
Jesus loves us all....
Vote up   Vote down  Dan
On sale soon.....The Michael Jackson light switch..
Vote up   Vote down  TboneD
Turn Jesus on and he will light up your world.
Vote up   Vote down  the holy-MY GAWD!
hey kiddies ,you kiddies turn me on hee-hee.B&B, hehe hey butt-head he look at his schlong,hehe.Butthea- d chhoolll,starts flipping it up and down. He hey Jesus how does this feel, whoa,*starts ozing sumthing*
Vote up   Vote down  ZZOZ
I am the light of the world?
Vote up   Vote down  PRES
TO PROTECT AND SERVE--WITHOUT A QUESTION-SWITCH ON YOUR LIFE--GOD BLESS
Vote up   Vote down  Deeplyreligious
Suffer little children to cum onto me.
Vote up   Vote down  Talamasca
At least it's not a priest!
Vote up   Vote down  Taco
Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and white, all are targets in his sights, Jesus loves the little children of the world (those who flick the switch repeatedly get maximum love)
Vote up   Vote down  Bollob
Hands out of pockets, Johnny.


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