rosalie
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'no, i cannot remove my finger from plugging the hole in the retainer wall...if i do we will be flooded out.'
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Tom
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Jerusalem Latest - Palestinian snipers make chainmail a necessity at the Wailing Wall
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flaq
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last time i played elbow pube round here i got nabbed
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ski morgan
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98,,99,,100..ready or not..
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Alex
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"They've kept me on hold for how long now?"
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lovell
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"for upgrades press 4. For cancellations press 5. If you are a knight of the round table wishing to report faulty brickwork on a wall with a red post box and/or a camp police man beside it press 6. For a more detaied list of options please continue t
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Sarah
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"Hello, Hastings Insurance? Yes, my car's been nicked...."
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homer42
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the mobile phone you are calling hasn't been invented yet. please hang up and call again later
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arran
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". . mum come and pick me up . . a really creepy guy in black keeps following me . ."
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cbear
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im sure im in the wrong film,ive not seen one castle.
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Andy
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I knew this B&Q 'brick wall effect' door paint would be a bad idea!
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Chels...
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Listen-strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of time travel. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power over time just cause some watery tart opened a portal for you
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SPARTACUS
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"HANG ON A MINUTE, I'VE JUST SPOTTED A PIECE OF CHUDDY STUCK TO THIS WALL, YUM"
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tony
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"'ere, this *#&?ing hole in the wall just swallowed me *#&?ing card!"
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fred
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ill be home soon hunny just got to finish pointing this wall
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NEO
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Morpheus, get me back!
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bonk
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I think I'm being watched
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Casper
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Einstein was right - I think I've found a worm hole.
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Bemum
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Tired of holding his finger in the dyke, a Flemish Crusader tries pluging the hole with ear wax.
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jessica
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ok, hagrid said two bricks in... one brick up.... how can he keep track??
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Time Traveller
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Sweetie, I just saw such a handsome man dressed in all black with a pointy thingy on his head. He was so futuristic ...and dashing!
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Johnmul (Ireland)
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Hi 911. I know this sounds weird but there's a guy following me with a tiny British post office box......
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Abokasee
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"Yes... oh just etching something on the wall... sir gateau 4 lady lancelot... oh **** i've been spooted gotta go!"
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MINImaneo
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I keep telling them I'm one of the knights of the round table but sometimes its like talking to a brick wall.
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fake
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Max 20 characters
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OMG how did they take this photo. they must have had cameras back then too!
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SPARTACUS
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"YEAH, THIS GUY ASKED ME TO PUT MY FINGER IN THIS HOLE WHILE HE WENT FOR HELP, SAID I HAD TO STOP THE WATER COMING OUT? FUNNY THING IS, THIS IS A BUS STATION!!"
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Honey... I'm lost.
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Bossybellajojo
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ok, so when she said she was going to lock me out if I was late home again, she really meant it!!
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Calling IX I I!
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adam
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ssssshh he wont see me with my camouflage suit
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Digo
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Nay, Though Hangeth Up.
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King Rob, Bristol
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118? Uuh, little help here ..
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6-7-8-9-10 comming
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my elbows stuck
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Chels
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Denis, theres some lovely filth over here...
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Paul
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Are you sure you are coming home from your holidays Mom?... I am still waiting for that bloody pigeon with my post card!!!
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