Draven2506
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COP - Ok... so you cut off your knob with the axe right? MAN - Right, i got wood. COP - and explain again what you used the knife for exactly? MAN - Well whittling wood has been a hobby of mine for a while now....
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wild will
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I had no idea that was your cat.
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Tom
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Police stop athlete chopping off his own legs to get newly legalised carbon fibre replacements.
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Max
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Nike.Just did it.
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JT
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But...but...but... they told me 'Just do it!'
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mike scarpets
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we are not bothered about the axe and the knife its your dress sense we are arresting you for
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WM
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Well, they did say that Nike were slashing their prices...
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DavetTheCardboardBox
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Nice chopper! Now put down the axe and do up your fly.
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Why did you do it again? No, seriously?
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M Chil
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I blame it on subliminal messaging...officers- , there's obvioulsy more to the phrase than "Just Do It."
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billaboy
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who's going to draw first
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homer42
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hmmmm. that's an impressive chopper you got there boy
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tracymc
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DIY Bobbit, just did it
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fog
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Don't try to cut it off and screw it back on, it doesn't look anything like a Nike tick.
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Zman
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Please, please! Tell me what they say about local law enforcement is an exaggeration....
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leza
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forget the axe put that weapon away
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jake
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Don't mind the axe, he's carrying a knife!
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