McStig
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Maverick cracks one off using the old 'porn mag inside the F16 manual' manoever.
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Britbloke
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No sir it only comes in this colour.
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Tiggertronix
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Can't we go round and pick off a few more Taliban or something? ..I'm just at the crucial bit where Tintin goes back for Snowy.
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Richard
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Callsign Maverick consulted the in-flight magazine, and wondered if they'd sold out of Pringles yet.
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ben
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we need to get a tom tom
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John
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we need to stop letting retards making these planes. f**k sake.
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mikescarpets
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they dont half rip you off with this duty free stuff
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Oh yeah...that's it.. c'mon...
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john
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Next time you can map read bitch!
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Zagreb
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Even the Haynes manual said the wheels should not have fallen off during take-off
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Rhino
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It's not really a russian plane, just a Mirage.
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Rob
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bored bored bored...... yeah yeah tell me when were down?
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brian
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so thats where the exits are
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mikescarpets
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now that i am up here how do i get back down
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Rhino
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Sorry not a mirage, more of an Illusian.
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me
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who the fXXk put a bloody F15 manuel in here..when i am flying a F16 !
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Keith, Plymouth
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Here we are, "L" Landing, Page 103.
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spaceman_spiff
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Brians gettings his new plane in abalone pink, I think that is just a fantastic colour, but I would hate to think we would clash on the tarmac, hmmm they have a delightful tahiti blue here, what do you think love?
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gmpstr
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Goose reads the F14 flight manual, page 127 says pull the handles to eject. Page 128 says duck head before pulling eject handle.
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Mike
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where the hell is it?
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Orb
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to turn right... push stick thing between knees right..
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dopey
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ok i found the code for the cd player its 5123 can i put my topgun cd in now
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Digo
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"Nope, nothing on how to set the clock, sir...Yes I understand the blinking 12:00 is really annoying."
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Obamanonymous
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So you're saying if I roll a natural 20 that stinger missile is gonna miss the plane no matter what? Sweet!
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PAul
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"Ejector seat"!!!, Ejector seat"!!! Damn IT!!!!!!!
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King Rob, Bristol
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It worked for George Bush
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Danny
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Hmmmm it says here that I shouldn't push the eject button unless it's an emergency. I wonder why?
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Zman
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"Gear Down lever? Gear Down Lever? .....Christ! Don't they provide pictures anymore?
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Rob
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Am We lost!!!!!!!!!!
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Tom
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Well, I guess it could be a British vehicle - but hey, what the hell, let 'em have it!
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Mazza
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I told them I wanted the manual for this aircraft not the Meccano set instruction on how to build a plane
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Me
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The adrenaline jockeys require something a little different for giving a sperm sample...
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Harry
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oooh a radio reciever, that's what keeps telling me to bomb things/ ...Thought it was the voices in my head
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Jo
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I'm sorry sir but apparently an electric sunroof and leather seats are an optional extra...
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