OLLIETHEMASTIFF
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HOW TO APPLY A CONDOM SAFELY TO AVOID THIS MISTAKE....
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JENNY, MASS
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NOW, LET'S PUT YOUR THINKING CAP ON,HOW MANY CHILDREN WERE THERE REALLY??
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King Rob, Bristol
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"Yeah, I'm here to fit that new Ghz RAM you ordered?"
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drjack88
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put the lid back on, the tea is getting cold
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Marcj
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As you can see, nothing inside.
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Mad Cacti Guy
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Wow you realy think your new contact lense is going to fit popey dopey?
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ur boy
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shit i should told them im jewish
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tony
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jesus look at that rack in the first row
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Pete, Wales
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Little bit more off the sides your worship?
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Joe, Mass
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Look! The horns were removed!
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redkneck42
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this the pope under this here hat
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FunnyMan(NotReally)
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it s amazing wht you can get in easter eggs nowerdays!
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CooperFanClub
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TA DA! The pope is under this one... just like that, just like that.
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John Colchester
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Just look he's still got all his hair; God must be on his side.
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bERb
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Damn flies
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neil in cork
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Now I told you he had a labotomy look see for yourself
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Lou, Scotland
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wakka, wakka, wakka
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Tim, Angmering
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TA-DA!
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Gene
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"It's soup!"
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Mardav
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You're right, it was under the middle cup. You win the prize!
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seth'sdad
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let me help keep all your hot air in sir.
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Selwyn
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If this pratt don't stop messin with my cap Lord, a bolt of lightening please!!!!!!
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bERb
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Does my bum look big in this?
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sodyera
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There. I told you there was no alumnum foil inside.
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Damian in Hertford
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Seems to be sizzling nicely!
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dadoseth
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OH!!!! There is WALDO!!!
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Cindy Brinkman
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"WOW they really blew the top off that one"
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streetsie - stourton
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hey who had the last communion wafer out of the pope shape biscuit barrel?
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codbasher
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Whats Allan Hanson doing this old man?
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Maguiz
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How to catch a Pope
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mikescarpets
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i wish he would stop f#####g about with my hat
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nepo
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And the new Pope 2000 comes complete with integral "PopeSat" technology to relay the will of God to the faithful
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mickstanzo
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hold it there ... the satellite dish is just about tuned in, activation in 2 seconds
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bear
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Damn the wind is strong today!
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Brian, Leigh
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Tom Hanks said you're supposed to put a wet sponge on first!
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andy
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o crap put my hat dack on
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Jon Williams
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Number 5, (Plymouth Argyle) to play......
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Tom
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Sky launches its new portable Popedish (TM) for crystal clear reception whatever your god.
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Super Su
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the mutton you ordered sir, well done with all the trimmings
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Cindy Lou
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"WOW they really blew the lid off that one"
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mikescarpets
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the pope tries out the vaticans new elecric chair
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eloquencephoto
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Darn static cling!
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Gordon Brown III
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"And when you've finished, Blair, put the tea-cosy back!"
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Tiggertronix
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No role change for Ricky Gervais, then.
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SPARTACUS
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HAIRCUT SIR?
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The Sarge
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POP! Goes the Weasel
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KG6
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OK now we know for sure he's sleeping, so can we get out of here
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Sarge's Twin
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I found the Bean!
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homer42
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please, let it be gryffindor
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Tiggertronix
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Something for the weekend, Sir?
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Neil Piddock
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now remember which cup the pope is under and I shall shuffle them round...
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Brian Murphy
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I t6hought so - No Brain
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LIghTAFLIUD
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dont tell me to fetch your cornflakes! *smash*
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Judy
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See.. I told you..empty.
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Brian W, Leigh
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And you see, the pea has completely disappeared!
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Ulrich
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Can you scratch my head? My fingers have grown together!
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Andy
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NewsFlash: the popes turned jewish!!
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SPARTACUS
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Vatican announce new line in wet weather halo's
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mikescarpets
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its amazing what you find in a kinder egg these days
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venek
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Ah, you lose. The Pope was under Hat # 2 the whole time.
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