homer42
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erm, excuse me, but what comes after "ho" again?
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Rodney Fingenplumker
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Okay I admit it. I am a paedophile.
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kazjin
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Ok. You all get F-s for frenching andys mom.
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logie
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now men how do we touch up kids?
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U2&JAH.
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Right, Santa's, this year is really bad, what with the credit crunch and all. All presents this year will have to be credit cards.
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James Antonio.
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Welcome to AA for Santa's. Now I know it's hard...With glasses of sherry left out in most houses,and Christmas puds, but you have to reisist.
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James Antonio.
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So you have all decided to take speed classes, instead of the points?
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nightbuffalo
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Santa could only dream of leaving a desposit in her stocking.
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U2&JAH.
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No one leave the room..I'm going to turn off the lights...And when I turn them back on, I want to see my wallet back on the table?
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Random
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OK guys, Robert Mugabe... naughty - nice? Any ideas?
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ajhawkinsjr
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Next slide please. Alright fellas this is the heat-miser his heart is made of ice. Next slide please...
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ajhawkinsjr
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Back row left, totally the Yeti doing some recon.
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SecretSatan
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" .. to answer that question Jim I'm going to say sherry & mince pies are OK, as are milk and cookies but no one expects a bottle of vodka and a blow up doll for Christ's sake"
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dannnnnnnnn
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Hogwart's parents after-school tutoring
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skelly
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"Dunk cookie - Bite - Now drink..." "Very good James"
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Horror Boy
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Well I'm certainly not changing....
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otherone
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Everyone at Santas anonymous was still struggling to break free
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nettie
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"Listen up, this is important: make sure all the reindeer take a dump before liftoff."
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dagmar
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Mr. Fu in the front right, Santa isn't Asian get the f out!
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Frank Lampard
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Hello my name is Santa, hic, and I, hic, am an alcoholic (falls of chair).
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Johnny
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"Due to budget cutbacks, there will be no Company Christmas party this year."
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bob stahl
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last topic men, how to deal with a hard on.
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Horror Boy
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Christmas: The busiest time of year for NAMBLA.
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Santa Claus
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Ho ho ho
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Mr MaGoo
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Gordon Brown briefs his cabinet on the latest bailout plans
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