aceware
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Anterios 3 ? Yeah sure - Turn left at Andromeda and then straight on for 3 light years
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Biffa
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For local criminals the police going on strike was not the oppurtunity they first thought it might be.
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Stewie S
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The Millwall fans had taken it one step too far .......
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Wanda Liz
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You should see what is after- it stinks!!
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Margie
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You call that a gun? This is a gun.
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sam
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Hey, guys, I never thought leaf blowing could be dangerous!
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darkside
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It's ok.... the're only community support officers
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jrob
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Is this the bank ?
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alan w
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looks like the new uniforms have arrived
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Craig B
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Proof of alien conspiracy theories --- local police work hand in hand with Imperial Storm Troopers.
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Mikescki
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It's OK, they're probably only replic ... arrrrghs
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TOATUS
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIGGER GUN THAN THIS I WOUDN'T GO THAT WAY.
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George Scunny
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They're a wierd bunch,good job its our tea break time.George
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chunk
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Hey, look at the new vice cops
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Trinnysuzanna.
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Hey! Lardy boy, dark blue is so last year!
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Kenny M. Mont. Can.
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O.K. guys, weapons down, just passing through
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PaulyPitts
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You go round the back, we'll take the front door.
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runroy
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police: "i wonder where we can get weapons like that?"
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Karel
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Two almighty forces collide
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Bemum
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SWAT team captain informs regulars that street signs were switched. Mrs. Wittlehauser upset.
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Woody
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You're a little short to be a Storm trooper aren't you? You're a little Slim to be a copper aren't you?
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groovy
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Changing of the Guard
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Mark A
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Stab me in the knackers again an I'll ave you nicked my son
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dennis l.
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"ive got a bigger weopon than you have pal"..
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Jim Mooman
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The governments new 'Community Warden' is given more powers than its human predecessor !
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Adam
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I don't get paid enough for this shit!!!!!
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Chris
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Look, it's the men in black!!.
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I was there
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Jed the Stormtrooper soon started to regret opening has mouth shouting, 'May the force be with you'
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pigstar
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What sort of pay deal are you on we got 2%
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Trickybaw
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join the dark side!... nah no thanks I'll stay as a stormtrooper
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Arcanum
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Why is that the criminals are always one step ahead?
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Ben
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"These aren't the droids we're looking for..."
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J3
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Who you calling short for a SandTrooper?
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klgdodfs
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hey piggys say hello to my little friend
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Try the bear claws, they're fresh from the oven...f**king brilliant.
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terryble
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Plastic coppers were ony the thin end of the wedge!
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dave c
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you did ask for the armed response team did'nt you!
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sleepfreak12@youtube
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buy a replica storm trooper out fit,$567.37. A replica light rifle,$256.43. show'n off by do'n the moon walk, Priceless
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sugarlips
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leave it boys we have not got the right forms to arrest them.???? corden of the manholes health & safethy.
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Chris D
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Is it me or are storm troopers starting to look younger?
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Bill G
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What do you mean we can't take them through security?
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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Mr_Biff
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UK cops are powerless as street gangs get round the new knife and gun laws by switching to blasters
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Bucko
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Look, you's the Force
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artglick
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Move along coppers. The last I checked, being a nerd was still legal!
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kytach
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Keep moving..........move along!
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The Goosewagon
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I just did smelly poohs in my uniform!
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doobie
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Metal detector is on the blink again?
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Wil Cheapo
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I sense a disturbance in the police force.
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hihat
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Got his number - R2D2
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Grimmy
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Yes!! My Truncheon is BIGGER than yours. Deal with it!
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team empire universe police
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adam
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yo coppa this is not my dick its my gun because my dick it 5 inches bigger then this
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Haze
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WOW! Now theres a rare sight.....coppers on the beat!
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Warren
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your not the one we're looking for, move along.
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ben
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wow this isnt were i parkd my car
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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robert
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star wars doesent go good with grand theft aoto
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Ronnie
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What are them 3 looking at.
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Joe
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STORE WARS
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Cal
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Gordon Brown finally has his clone army to control his growing Empire (laughs hysterically)
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mad gamer
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police are still adamant that gun crime is not on the "up"
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bubba
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The New World Order: Out with the old, and in with the new.
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anto
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Policeman "My thats a big gun." Trooper,"Move along."
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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Griffe
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Who would you expect to see on our streets. The police! Who are the police? I thought they were extinct.
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streetsie
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excuse me sir, is that your deathstar parked over there on the double yellows?
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Limey
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Excuse me, but do you have a license for that weapon?
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the force
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when professionals meet idiots dressed in costumes, (you decide which is which)
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Altea9
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" OK everyone,,,Those who have turned to the Dark Side, please walk over to your right!"
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jon
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We are not the pigs, you are looking for. move on move on
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Eddie
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Cops: Why don't we get any suits? Stormtrooper: Move along. Move along.
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The Goosewagon
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G'day we're lookin' for storage shed number 33...any idea where it is?
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SteveP
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Uhh, hey you guys you seen anyone suspicious around here?
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Sitgesdave
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Excuse me, is this the right queue for Northern Rock withdrawls?
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teknofisch
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Oh God, not another band from Liverpool?!
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lofty
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sarg are they real
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spidermann1
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IT"S okay they are not cops there BOOBieS
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Tom
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This picture is fake. In the UK they would be arrested at once on terrorist charges and held for 42 days without charge.
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Ken Jones
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Thanks lads, You can go and have your teabreak now!
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littleed57
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What do you mean "my mother wears Storm Trooper boots?"
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wavy davy
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what you "lukeing " at
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Adam
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I told you before and I'll say it again, that wasn't a disturbance in the force Lord Vader felt it was last night Vindaloo giving him indigestion!!
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The Goosewagon
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Conrad the only gay storm trooper say's, 'Hey...yoo hoo... did you hear intruders have entered the building in sector 'G'...I mean 'D'...Intruders...- oooh I'm cumming!'
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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Adam
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Meet the all new Italian Football Riot Squad! "Right boys, forget the Stun button its a Man Utd game"
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jono01642
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The KKK were realy stepping up there security and wepons equiptment!
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Trubble
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of course i didnt discharge it, havent you ever farted in a hard plastic shell before
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bob
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you wanta a piece of this biotch?
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Mike
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WANTED! in Black & White
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Ronnie Black
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Is this the way to Northern Bank in Belfast Gerry and Martin another need £27 million to keep funding things in Northern Ireland.
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justmyself
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Have you seen that council tax dodger going this way
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Wanda Liz
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White is not my color
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top 5%
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I can smell bacon...
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SteveP
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Yeah were the new guys in baggage handling, so which way is Terminal 5?
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mat
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what are you looking at?
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Toddsta
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I think they've gone a bit OTT on the new riot gear
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kierhawkins
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The power be with you
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Norm
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Mine's bigger than yours
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New uniforms are in. Tres chic, eh?
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trynottolaugh
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do you have a permit for that gun?
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Adam
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Nick Frost & Simon Peggs latest film Star Fuzz
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Scottie T.
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"Yeah, that's right, p*ssy-boys...we're goin' in to clean up YOUR mess!! Cuz, we're BAD-ass and our guns are bigger!!! Loose the skyy-blue shirt and vest combo and get a set of BALLS, ya pansies!!"
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bodger
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So this is what Gordon Brown had in mind when he said Tough on Crime
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anna
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Hey ! What'you lookin at !
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lofty
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His is bigger than mine
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dennis l.
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watcha mate,were time cops...
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allister
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Fag ends all clear officer carry on
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Fred Williams
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You're Mother is a whore.
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Garya
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I can't help it,this tight cup makes my gun swell!
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Londoner
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Maybe the MET arn't so bad
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douglas vergne
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what you did not get the memo?
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Nailstradamus
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Maybe at the square dance,PiggyPoo
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Peter G
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Forget it lads, let's go get our doughnuts.
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BB
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Come join the Dark side.... they give you bigger guns
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TYGER
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These are not the troopers we're looking for.
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Tim
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Out with the old... In with the new!
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T
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The 3 gay community support officers were stunned at the size of his weapon
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nepo
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Forget the hoodies - have you 3 seen any droids?
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dave m
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the force
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reginald bosinquet
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c'mon lads, let's feel the force
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eoinaldo
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Move along, nothing to see here
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Paul Elwell
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Go ahead Punk. Make my day.
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John Morris
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Hello and Goodbye
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cblamby
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"Did you guys see a Wookie go this way?"
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TRAVIS
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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!
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Toxo
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"Which one of you bastards put that clamp on our shuttle craft?"
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Drooz
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What the f.......are you looking at
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Roger L
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feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
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Paul Webster
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If I come back and find a ticket on my imperial cruiser!!! I swear I'll vaporise this damn planet!!
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JT!
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In the UK storm troopers and the armed forces are the only two sets of people allowed to carry a firearm.
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benten
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mines bigger than yours
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alekhya
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chill dude... lets play police! police!
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Rizqi
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hey,check out our new uni's,aren't they f***ing gorgeous?
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Chris D
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Leave em sarge - they're not worth it
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LittleDevil
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Boy! Those "Zero Tolerance" guys really mean business.
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Townie
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The REAL Caption Police!
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Blom
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The Policemen unknowingly glanced at what would be themselves in 10 years time
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iBi g Tee
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It's alright Guv,they are on their way to "Pizza The Hut""
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STARMAN
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN AT BOY?
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JASON
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WHERE IS ALL THE WHITE WOMEN?
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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mike j
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Didn't I see you in "Hot Fuzz?"
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These aren't the policemen we're looking for
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What are you looking at
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