Question: What is the true definition of globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This message is sent to you using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Chinese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistani lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal. That, my friend, is globalization!
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Guest: Nitpickers Swallow (117 days ago)
"show me a garden weasal & i'll deep throat it" What? Are you incapable of typing "GOOGLE" into your web browser and then "GARDEN WEASEL" into the search field? Kilroy. Second line, dude.
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Guest: Kilroy (118 days ago)
Yo Pete, Read it again before you wank of on it. Where does it say she was driving? You can also be a passenger and crash bozo
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Guest(124 days ago)
Nitpickers Suck, what's your problem a-hole, you sound american, retard!!! LOL. Think you my friend are the retard, show me a garden weasal & i'll deep throat it
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Guest: Pete Star (124 days ago)
Load of wank! How can Princess Diana have been "driving" a car which was also "driven" by a drunk Belgian? Back seat driver maybe?
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