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North Korean ICBM, Inter-City Bicycle Missile
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North Korean ICBM, Inter-City Bicycle Missile
WellHungarian

Fact: North Korean heavy weapon is not heavy.

Mesmerelda

North Korean citizen dodges cruise missile. Better luck next time Donny.

Please use your hurricane safe glasses
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Please use your hurricane safe glasses
WellHungarian

Brexiter looks forward to the future.

pizano

Even in the rain, Sarah Palin's brother could now see Russia from his front porch. 

Police prepare for sea-level rise
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Police prepare for sea-level rise
WellHungarian

What the duck's going on?

Mesmerelda

Police used to ride horses. Then they drove pandas. Now they swim with ducks. The world's gone mad!

Man on autopilot
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Man on autopilot
iknowlessthanyoudo

Once upon a time, Beard man, Baldy, the Butt Lady and the Biographer went for a brisk stroll around the Boeing base camp basement, when behold Ms. Butt Lady brought focus to her bodacious belongings.


Going, Boeing, Bum.

Bacon arrives to boost moral
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Bacon arrives to boost moral
pizano

Find the clue to this puzzle: which one of these soldiers is nicknamed "porky"? 

iknowlessthanyoudo

Dehydrated MRE a.k.a. Putin's Pork

Teaching an old dog new tricks
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Teaching an old dog new tricks
iknowlessthanyoudo

Bitch camp beats boot camp.

Tsuki

Fake! I've been watching for three hours without blinking. No dog can go for that long without a pee.

Why the long nose?
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Why the long nose?
bamber

Trunk in the junk

pizano

Joseph Merrick falls on hard times.

Don't worry, he's armless when legless
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Don't worry, he's armless when legless
pizano

Standard equipment for the Lonely Singles Cruise...bottom half extra. 

ButtMan

Why is it men can go topless in public, but not bottomless???

My first kiss with Miss Spent Youth
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My first kiss with Miss Spent Youth
TheBob

"While you're down there, mate..."

pizano

When your true love is not Rapunzel... 

Legalise pot, it's a no brainer!
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Legalise pot, it's a no brainer!
pizano

Tinfoil hats 2.0---now with extra protection against harmful rays.

iknowlessthanyoudo

Don't laugh.  All-in-one top-hat, hard-hat, foot stool, collection bucket, bad hairdo hider, percussion instrument, bed pan, mugging defence device (for busting knee-caps and noses and pulling assailant's heads to the ground), deterrant for unsolicited social advances, alien signal receiver, EMF shield, voice sound effect chamber, window glass breaker for store windows during riots or escaping from burning buildings. Can even be used to boil your favorite vegetables and to transport stew or soup or make live rabbits appear as if from nowhere.

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