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Trainer driver 85% Posted May 2018

Trainer driver

Caption: 2 days ago

When you really get a kick out of driving. 

Oh wise one, please tell me another shagging dog story 85% Posted Apr 2018

Oh wise one, please tell me another shagging dog story

Caption: 36 days ago

Listen well, grasshopper, to my tale of how the mating of  fowl and canine led to the mythical creature known as Bird-Dog. 

Don't worry, we're not going sofa 85% Posted Apr 2018

Don't worry, we're not going sofa

Caption: 49 days ago

I'm Trump's new Secretary of the Interior...or is it Transportation? Whatever.

Let minnow if you catch anything 85% Posted Mar 2018

Let minnow if you catch anything

Caption: 71 days ago

Some tourists began to suspect the resort brochures lied about Lake Asphalt being a fishing paradise. 

First Martian is already born 85% Posted Feb 2018

First Martian is already born

Caption: 99 days ago

You don't need to dress like that to ride in a Tesla, son.

Confused caged cat 85% Posted Jan 2018

Confused caged cat

Caption: 131 days ago

No offense, Nic...but my owner is a dork. 

Park in peace 93% Posted Dec 2017

Park in peace

Caption: 151 days ago

Life in the slow lane. 

Please help, I'm in deep sheep! 88% Posted Nov 2017

Please help, I'm in deep sheep!

Caption: 201 days ago

Not understanding the concept of sheep dipping, Bosco failed his secret agent test.

North Korean ICBM, Inter-City Bicycle Missile 85% Posted Sep 2017

North Korean ICBM, Inter-City Bicycle Missile

Caption: 253 days ago

Enraged by penis envy at the sight of this, Trump launches World War 3.  

Please use your hurricane safe glasses 85% Posted Aug 2017

Please use your hurricane safe glasses

Caption: 269 days ago

Even in the rain, Sarah Palin's brother could now see Russia from his front porch. 

Police prepare for sea-level rise 85% Posted Aug 2017

Police prepare for sea-level rise

Caption: 291 days ago

For whatever reason, the Police Rubber Ducky Squadron failed to garner fear among criminals. 

Man on autopilot 85% Posted Jul 2017

Man on autopilot

Caption: 312 days ago

Just another day at Trump Airlines. 

Bacon arrives to boost moral 85% Posted Jun 2017

Bacon arrives to boost moral

Caption: 338 days ago

Find the clue to this puzzle: which one of these soldiers is nicknamed "porky"? 

Teaching an old dog new tricks 85% Posted May 2017

Teaching an old dog new tricks

Caption: 366 days ago

Rover's Exercise Emporium was a huge success. 

Why the long nose? 85% Posted Apr 2017

Why the long nose?

Caption: 401 days ago

Joseph Merrick falls on hard times.

Don't worry, he's armless when legless 85% Posted Mar 2017

Don't worry, he's armless when legless

Caption: 420 days ago

Standard equipment for the Lonely Singles Cruise...bottom half extra. 

My first kiss with Miss Spent Youth 85% Posted Feb 2017

My first kiss with Miss Spent Youth

Caption: 452 days ago

When your true love is not Rapunzel... 

Legalise pot, it's a no brainer! 91% Posted Jan 2017

Legalise pot, it's a no brainer!

Caption: 488 days ago

Tinfoil hats 2.0---now with extra protection against harmful rays.

Proof dinosaurs evolved into birds 85% Posted Jan 2017

Proof dinosaurs evolved into birds

Caption: 503 days ago

Will somebody please drag Trump out of that fighter jet? 

Upstairs Downstairs 93% Posted Dec 2016

Upstairs Downstairs

Caption: 512 days ago

How dwellings are built in the Land Down Under.

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