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How hard can it be to weigh a baby aardvark? 94% Posted Jan 2018

How hard can it be to weigh a baby aardvark?

Comment: 1 day ago

That's disgusting! Put some fur on before you come on the internet. Stupid ... errr ... what the hell are you!?

Confused caged cat 85% Posted Jan 2018

Confused caged cat

Caption: 6 days ago

Hey you, shut your eyes when you sleep. Stupid human.

Why you never ask Dad to baby proof the house 87% Posted Jan 2018

Why you never ask Dad to baby proof the house

Comment: 15 days ago

Stupid human, can't spell shit.

Dropping a GoPro down a well to see what's there 86% Posted Dec 2017

Dropping a GoPro down a well to see what's there

Comment: 22 days ago

Waste of time. No Sheba down there. Stupid humans shoud try Sainsbury's down the road.

This Morning - Penis sizes compared with tape measure 87% Posted Dec 2017

This Morning - Penis sizes compared with tape measure

Comment: 40 days ago

3 inches? That's huge! What's that in metric? Mine is 1cm.

Rats slap fight 86% Posted Nov 2017

Rats slap fight

Comment: 74 days ago

Never trust a rat. I know from experience.

Driving dog 94% Posted Oct 2017

Driving dog

Comment: 87 days ago

Stupid dog doesn't know tailgating is illegal.

Capybaras' impressive range of friends 87% Posted Oct 2017

Capybaras' impressive range of friends

Comment: 96 days ago

Considering the size of this rat, it's wise to be friendly.

88% Posted Oct 2017

"Cynical" Snare Solo

Comment: 105 days ago

Rubbish. Bet he can't play in 5/4, like Keyboard Cat can.

Builder shovels puddle 87% Posted Sep 2017

Builder shovels puddle

Comment: 125 days ago

Oh my dog! Is that one of those things that steals human jobs? Can't wait till it's reprogrammed to serve me Sheba.

Would you jump off a 10m tower? 95% Posted Sep 2017

Would you jump off a 10m tower?

Comment: 131 days ago

Stupid humans, just wait for the fire brigade. That's what I do when I'm in a tree.

Cat, do not disturb 87% Posted Sep 2017

Cat, do not disturb

Comment: 135 days ago

Nothing to see here. Just recovering from that nipple video.

Squirrel enjoys fresh sheets 87% Posted Sep 2017

Squirrel enjoys fresh sheets

Comment: 142 days ago

Poor little mousey can't get up after getting run over. Scarred for life with horrific tread marks all over his back.

Hang on a minute... that's not a mousey!

Pointless kitten rescue 87% Posted Aug 2017

Pointless kitten rescue

Comment: 144 days ago

Hey, just imagine the internet without Keyboard Cat.

See, you can't!

Cat studies ball motion 94% Posted Aug 2017

Cat studies ball motion

Comment: 144 days ago

That's so specist! I'm going to report you.

But if you go to DonateMySheba.com, then I might reconsider.

PS, my favourite is tuna with friendly dolphin.

Cat studies ball motion 94% Posted Aug 2017

Cat studies ball motion

Comment: 144 days ago

Waiting patiently for Sheba while suppressing the onset of starvation. That's all.

Corgi vs chicken 87% Posted Aug 2017

Corgi vs chicken

Comment: 148 days ago

Hey little one, cockfighting is illegal. Stop it now!

Stupid dog.

AI learns Nobel Prize experiment in under 1 hour 87% Posted Aug 2017

AI learns Nobel Prize experiment in under 1 hour

Comment: 150 days ago

Bet you AI can't work out what I'm thinking. Here's a clue - it begins with S, and ends with a siesta. Stupid AI.

This Jeep is going down 94% Posted Aug 2017

This Jeep is going down

Comment: 151 days ago

Pah! I knew it, gravity is fake. Stupid Einstein.

It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles 86% Posted Aug 2017

It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles

Comment: 156 days ago

They go up, then down, then bang. That took only 3 seconds. This human is very stupid. 

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