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Oh wise one, please tell me another shagging dog story 85% Posted Apr 2018

Oh wise one, please tell me another shagging dog story

Caption: 3 days ago

Stupid dog, dreaming he is a cat with lunch only a paw's reach away.

Curious puffin befriends a tourist 94% Posted Apr 2018

Curious puffin befriends a tourist

Comment: 9 days ago

Ha ha, stupid pigeon thinks it can tart itself up with a bit of makeup. Actually, not a bad try. Nearly fooled me.

Cat reacts to emergency tornado warning siren 87% Posted Apr 2018

Cat reacts to emergency tornado warning siren

Comment: 18 days ago

That was a very small treat for such big trauma.

Let's do it again, this time with more Sheba at the end. Much more.

Deep-sea anglerfish mating pair 88% Posted Mar 2018

Deep-sea anglerfish mating pair

Comment: 28 days ago

I usually salivate when I see fish. But strangely not this time.

Let minnow if you catch anything 85% Posted Mar 2018

Let minnow if you catch anything

Caption: 37 days ago

Stupid fishuman. Why doesn't he just pull the plug out?

Starfish walks along the beach 88% Posted Mar 2018

Starfish walks along the beach

Comment: 44 days ago

C'mon, hurry up mate. I've got another video to watch.

Trump: I would have run into Florida school even if I didn't have a weapon 86% Posted Feb 2018

Trump: I would have run into Florida school even if I didn't have a weapon

Comment: 47 days ago

While you're in there Donny, do me a favour and get the Sheba from the fridge. Oh, pleasy pleasy. I'll be waiting outside.

...

Donny?

Did you died?

Dog's best friend 94% Posted Mar 2018

Dog's best friend

Comment: 50 days ago

What’s going on? I remember when dogs used to go walkies!

The average cumulus cloud weighs about 100 elephants 86% Posted Feb 2018

The average cumulus cloud weighs about 100 elephants

Comment: 61 days ago

I knew it. Rain is elephant pee. That's why I'm staying in tonight.

Tesla and Starman on their way to Mars 88% Posted Feb 2018

Tesla and Starman on their way to Mars

Comment: 72 days ago

FAKE! The world is flat. I should know, I'm a cat. Stupid Elon Mutt.

Bird song 91% Posted Feb 2018

Bird song

Comment: 75 days ago

Boreme, please don't put up videos that make me hungry. It's cruel and probably illegal.

Emotional support peacock turned away by United Airlines 87% Posted Feb 2018

Emotional support peacock turned away by United Airlines

Comment: 78 days ago

Emotional support peacock my paw! You know who needs emotional support right now? That's right ... ME! No sign of Sheba for at least 27 minutes. I feel withdrawal coming on. I might panic soon.

Stupid bird.

Moscow's cold war on snow 84% Posted Jan 2018

Moscow's cold war on snow

Comment: 89 days ago

Mine comes from a magic bowl on the kitchen floor. It usually refills itself when I'm not looking. Clever bowl.

How hard can it be to weigh a baby aardvark? 94% Posted Jan 2018

How hard can it be to weigh a baby aardvark?

Comment: 91 days ago

That's disgusting! Put some fur on before you come on the internet. Stupid ... errr ... what the hell are you!?

Confused caged cat 85% Posted Jan 2018

Confused caged cat

Caption: 96 days ago

Hey you, shut your eyes when you sleep. Stupid human.

Why you never ask Dad to baby proof the house 87% Posted Jan 2018

Why you never ask Dad to baby proof the house

Comment: 104 days ago

Stupid human, can't spell shit.

Dropping a GoPro down a well to see what's there 86% Posted Dec 2017

Dropping a GoPro down a well to see what's there

Comment: 112 days ago

Waste of time. No Sheba down there. Stupid humans shoud try Sainsbury's down the road.

This Morning - Penis sizes compared with tape measure 87% Posted Dec 2017

This Morning - Penis sizes compared with tape measure

Comment: 130 days ago

3 inches? That's huge! What's that in metric? Mine is 1cm.

Rats slap fight 86% Posted Nov 2017

Rats slap fight

Comment: 164 days ago

Never trust a rat. I know from experience.

Driving dog 94% Posted Oct 2017

Driving dog

Comment: 177 days ago

Stupid dog doesn't know tailgating is illegal.

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