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Piano Poodle 94% Posted Aug 2017

Piano Poodle

Comment: 156 days ago

Keyboard Cat's got competition.

NOT!

Stupid chicken 87% Posted Aug 2017

Stupid chicken

Comment: 162 days ago

Very clever chicken. Lunch, then look pretty with a necklace. Bet you no human thought of that. Stupid humans.

Talking of lunch...

Terminal Communication 94% Posted Aug 2017

Terminal Communication

Comment: 167 days ago

Is that Elon Mutt driving those cars? He's so stupid.

Police prepare for sea-level rise 85% Posted Aug 2017

Police prepare for sea-level rise

Caption: 170 days ago

Look behind you, they are hiding behind your heads!

Stupid ducks.

AI creates own language that we can't understand 87% Posted Jul 2017

AI creates own language that we can't understand

Comment: 175 days ago

Yes, to me to me to me!!! 

They are actually talking about Sheba balls fried in deep onion sauce. Very interesting idea, I never thought of that before.

The spider with three super powers 88% Posted Jul 2017

The spider with three super powers

Comment: 197 days ago

There's nothing wrong with thumbs. Only humans oppose them. More proof humans are stupid.

USS Abraham Lincoln high-speed turns 87% Posted Jun 2017

USS Abraham Lincoln high-speed turns

Comment: 209 days ago

Somebody forget the Sheba?

This donkey is no sheep 87% Posted Jun 2017

This donkey is no sheep

Comment: 217 days ago

I would've just walked under it. Stupid donkey.

Sneaky cats who are basically Ninjas 88% Posted Jun 2017

Sneaky cats who are basically Ninjas

Comment: 217 days ago

Fantastic! Bet you no one spotted me. My chair leg disguise is so brilliant it continues to fool everyone.

Barking bird 87% Posted Jun 2017

Barking bird

Comment: 221 days ago

Fake news! It's just a dog going to a fancy dress party. Stupid dog, could have got away with it if it only shut up.

Mesmerising sea snail 88% Posted Jun 2017

Mesmerising sea snail

Comment: 224 days ago

Fake! That's not real. Snails are not radioactive. But they are delicious.

Khatia Buniatishvili -  Liszt - La Campanella 94% Posted Jun 2017

Khatia Buniatishvili - Liszt - La Campanella

Comment: 231 days ago

Bravo. Amazing improvement after only one hour with Keyboard Cat. Quick, give her some Sheba.

TYT - Trump reportedly 87% Posted Jun 2017

TYT - Trump reportedly "down in the dumps"

Comment: 234 days ago

Aww, poor thing. I know how hard it is being ginger. I'm depressed too. It's been 17 long minutes since my last Sheba! And if today is anything like yesterday, it could be hours before my next.

Don't be sad.

Helicopter bug 87% Posted May 2017

Helicopter bug

Comment: 242 days ago

Fake! That beetle is not flying. I can see a hand (human I think) holding its beak. Stupid cheating beetle.

Teaching an old dog new tricks 85% Posted May 2017

Teaching an old dog new tricks

Caption: 245 days ago

Fake! I've been watching for three hours without blinking. No dog can go for that long without a pee.

Houdini Horse executes escape 88% Posted May 2017

Houdini Horse executes escape

Comment: 250 days ago

She didn't shut the doors behind her. Stupid horse, no wonder she got caught.

Why the long nose? 85% Posted Apr 2017

Why the long nose?

Caption: 278 days ago

Hey you, there's a trunk in your trunkl!

Can you believe it, he just ignored me. Stupid human.

A flock of birds fly home 87% Posted Apr 2017

A flock of birds fly home

Comment: 284 days ago

Stupid birds. Never trust GPS. The last time I did, I ended up in a tree and couldn't get down again.

Cats ring for room service 87% Posted Apr 2017

Cats ring for room service

Comment: 296 days ago

Great game. Can I play?

8th grade atheist vs adult Christian 89% Posted Mar 2017

8th grade atheist vs adult Christian

Comment: 298 days ago

Maybe you can help. Something's been bothering me for at least 6 minutes. Why did God make humans so stupid? I've seen humans stand in front of a shelf with 47 cans of Sheba, ponder for a moment, and then take 2. Sometimes 3. Then they come back a few days later and do the same thing all over again. How stupid is that!!

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