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This donkey is no sheep 87% Posted Jun 2017

This donkey is no sheep

Comment: 125 days ago

I would've just walked under it. Stupid donkey.

Sneaky cats who are basically Ninjas 88% Posted Jun 2017

Sneaky cats who are basically Ninjas

Comment: 125 days ago

Fantastic! Bet you no one spotted me. My chair leg disguise is so brilliant it continues to fool everyone.

Barking bird 87% Posted Jun 2017

Barking bird

Comment: 129 days ago

Fake news! It's just a dog going to a fancy dress party. Stupid dog, could have got away with it if it only shut up.

Mesmerising sea snail 88% Posted Jun 2017

Mesmerising sea snail

Comment: 132 days ago

Fake! That's not real. Snails are not radioactive. But they are delicious.

Khatia Buniatishvili -  Liszt - La Campanella 94% Posted Jun 2017

Khatia Buniatishvili - Liszt - La Campanella

Comment: 139 days ago

Bravo. Amazing improvement after only one hour with Keyboard Cat. Quick, give her some Sheba.

TYT - Trump reportedly 87% Posted Jun 2017

TYT - Trump reportedly "down in the dumps"

Comment: 142 days ago

Aww, poor thing. I know how hard it is being ginger. I'm depressed too. It's been 17 long minutes since my last Sheba! And if today is anything like yesterday, it could be hours before my next.

Don't be sad.

Helicopter bug 87% Posted May 2017

Helicopter bug

Comment: 150 days ago

Fake! That beetle is not flying. I can see a hand (human I think) holding its beak. Stupid cheating beetle.

Teaching an old dog new tricks 85% Posted May 2017

Teaching an old dog new tricks

Caption: 153 days ago

Fake! I've been watching for three hours without blinking. No dog can go for that long without a pee.

Houdini Horse executes escape 88% Posted May 2017

Houdini Horse executes escape

Comment: 158 days ago

She didn't shut the doors behind her. Stupid horse, no wonder she got caught.

Why the long nose? 85% Posted Apr 2017

Why the long nose?

Caption: 186 days ago

Hey you, there's a trunk in your trunkl!

Can you believe it, he just ignored me. Stupid human.

A flock of birds fly home 87% Posted Apr 2017

A flock of birds fly home

Comment: 192 days ago

Stupid birds. Never trust GPS. The last time I did, I ended up in a tree and couldn't get down again.

Cats ring for room service 87% Posted Apr 2017

Cats ring for room service

Comment: 204 days ago

Great game. Can I play?

8th grade atheist vs adult Christian 89% Posted Mar 2017

8th grade atheist vs adult Christian

Comment: 206 days ago

Maybe you can help. Something's been bothering me for at least 6 minutes. Why did God make humans so stupid? I've seen humans stand in front of a shelf with 47 cans of Sheba, ponder for a moment, and then take 2. Sometimes 3. Then they come back a few days later and do the same thing all over again. How stupid is that!!

Rabbi Abraham Twerski explains true love 72% Posted Mar 2017

Rabbi Abraham Twerski explains true love

Comment: 207 days ago

I too love fish. What's wrong with that?

Face to face with a wild cheetah 94% Posted Mar 2017

Face to face with a wild cheetah

Comment: 207 days ago

So sad, give him some Sheba. He's been crying all morning, you can still see his tears.

Got no Sheba? You've got 2 arms haven't you, do you really need both?

What makes a poem, a poem? 87% Posted Mar 2017

What makes a poem, a poem?

Comment: 212 days ago

Sheba or no Sheba, that's a stupid question.

The most incredible roller skating performance 88% Posted Mar 2017

The most incredible roller skating performance

Comment: 232 days ago

Rubbish. That little human missed every single cup! I would have got them all, OK maybe not all, but most. She needs a few years more practice before showing off on the intwerpet.

Cat rescues puppy 88% Posted Feb 2017

Cat rescues puppy

Comment: 249 days ago

Don't be silly, cats eat mouses. They are quite delicious but I prefer Sheba.

Rough passage inside a cargo ship's crew cabin 88% Posted Feb 2017

Rough passage inside a cargo ship's crew cabin

Comment: 253 days ago

Fake! Ghosts don't exist. Stupid ghosts.

Keyboard Chicken piano performance 87% Posted Feb 2017

Keyboard Chicken piano performance

Comment: 257 days ago

Rubbish, but shows potential. I recommend an hour with Keyboard Cat.

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This is dedicated to my lifelong friend Molly, who one day simply vanished