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Ballet girls take up shooting 83% Posted Mar 2008

Ballet girls take up shooting

Comment: 3080 days ago
The hills are alive with recon by fire!
Ballet girls take up shooting 83% Posted Mar 2008

Ballet girls take up shooting

Comment: 3080 days ago
I love the sound of music in the morning!
The twister and the train 86% Posted Jul 2009

The twister and the train

Comment: 3080 days ago
So your driving the train through a really bad storm. Trees are whipping rain is slashing horizontally across your windshield, the wipers aren't helping. Suddenly you are thrown forward as the locomotive slams to a complete halt, bouncing off the console you land in a heap on the floor. You pick yourself up and brush off the Cheetos and diet coke that pelted you, relieved you didn't break your neck you check the rear view monitor. At first you can't see the rest of your train, then out of the swirling mist you see a fountain of sparks and realize the tanker four cars back is sliding down the track directly at your loco. You are trying to remember whether it is loaded with vegetable oil, sulfuric acid, or natural gas as it slams into the other end of your compartment at thirty miles an hour. It'll all be funny over beers tomorrow but right now you are just trying to find your extra pair of pants.
Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV 91% Posted Jun 2009

Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV

Comment: 3085 days ago
What he said...
Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency 86% Posted Jun 2009

Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency

Comment: 3086 days ago
You didn't watch the whole clip, did you?
Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency 86% Posted Jun 2009

Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency

Comment: 3086 days ago
The basic mindset of a troll is that they are far more interested in how others react to them than in the usual concerns of accuracy, veracity, comprehensiveness, and overall quality. If a troll gets no response then they can hardly be considered a troll at all. From Wikipedia with my edits.
Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency 86% Posted Jun 2009

Nude bronze sculpture's affront to decency

Comment: 3086 days ago
Strong comprehension skills aren't required. A lot of these folks are here because occasionally this website has boobies, and not just as commenters either.
Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV 91% Posted Jun 2009

Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV

Comment: 3086 days ago
I see what you did there building bad sentences as a sly double smack down, very sneaky. Just the other day you were singing our praises as pedantic factotums and now you are making fun of us in the least comprehensible manner conceivable. Unless you weren't actually honoring us as being possibly almost as clever as you and we just didn't get it. Could it be? No, never.
If the world warms by two degrees... (2 of 6) 87% Posted Jun 2009

If the world warms by two degrees... (2 of 6)

Comment: 3086 days ago
...but everybody knows Kevin Bacon. So we have that going for us!
Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV 91% Posted Jun 2009

Michael Jackson is Dangerous on MTV

Comment: 3088 days ago
Thus Spake Zarathustra
There's a new drug called Crack out there 89% Posted Jun 2009

There's a new drug called Crack out there

Comment: 3092 days ago
Are reacting reactants reactive, or are reactive reactants reacting?
Why Jews don't eat pork, according to Howard Stern 87% Posted Jun 2009

Why Jews don't eat pork, according to Howard Stern

Comment: 3101 days ago
only IF
Why Jews don't eat pork, according to Howard Stern 87% Posted Jun 2009

Why Jews don't eat pork, according to Howard Stern

Comment: 3101 days ago
Per Wikipedia Howard is totally wrong. Only animals with cloven hooves CAN be eaten, but only is they are also ruminants (cud chewers). Pigs have the right hooves but don't chew cud. Giraffes however are Kosher, apparently.
1948 Davis Delta three-wheeler glides by 88% Posted Jun 2009

1948 Davis Delta three-wheeler glides by

Comment: 3101 days ago
Ypsilanti Michigan is home to the Davis Registry their website has more accurate info as to the history of this weird little car. If you care.
Why DVDs are rubbish 78% Posted Jun 2009

Why DVDs are rubbish

Comment: 3104 days ago
I've gone through three DVD players in five years, and while they have each had numerous technical faults I've never had any of them do that, ever.
Exercise program slashes 29 stone off super-fat David 92% Posted Jun 2009

Exercise program slashes 29 stone off super-fat David

Comment: 3104 days ago
Doctors gave him five years to live. He spent two of them getting down to a normal weight. But that doesn't fix any of his health problems, his teeth still rotted out, his heart is still shot. After four surgeries to get rid of the skin he is at high risk for strokes. He could still drop dead, it'll just take less people to load him into the coffin.
Female military personnel 74% Posted Jun 2009

Female military personnel

Comment: 3104 days ago
OK you have given me a hard time for using "foreign" slang, so I'm going to ask, what does munter mean, it sounds bad.
BMW dismantling and recycling center, Munich 59% Posted Jun 2009

BMW dismantling and recycling center, Munich

Comment: 3104 days ago
Careful, you'll get a cramp stretching that far for a recycling joke.
Reincarnation? A little boy remembers his past (2 of 2) 88% Posted Jun 2009

Reincarnation? A little boy remembers his past (2 of 2)

Comment: 3104 days ago
Jesus is said to have taught about reincarnation. The church decided to stop supporting those teachings in 553 AD at the Second Conference of Constantinople. Teaching folks that they might get more than one shot at "living right" kinda undermines the monopoly on your soul the church needs to totally control it's followers.
Kaci flies with The Blue Angels 74% Posted Jun 2009

Kaci flies with The Blue Angels

Comment: 3104 days ago
Sitting in an F-18 inside a hanger was more interesting than watching her big bubble head for five boring minutes. I would have bet money she was blond. One of the most exciting rides a human can take and all I could see were two doe eyes and about seventy-nine giant teeth. At least when she passed out I could hear the musical accompaniment.

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