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How to get your dog to take medicine 88% Posted Nov 2015

How to get your dog to take medicine

Comment: 694 days ago

Wait a minute...!? Master is always saying "no" to me!

Cat in control87% Posted Nov 2015

Cat in control

Comment: 698 days ago

Cat does the walkies, cat picks up the poop.

Cat goes nose-to-nose with 50 dogs 88% Posted Oct 2015

Cat goes nose-to-nose with 50 dogs

Comment: 721 days ago

That's ok. They don't let orange cats into these things, anyway.

Cat steals neighbour's plush tiger toy 94% Posted Oct 2015

Cat steals neighbour's plush tiger toy

Comment: 721 days ago

Master got real mad when I made his fly all around the room.

Cat goes nose-to-nose with 50 dogs 88% Posted Oct 2015

Cat goes nose-to-nose with 50 dogs

Comment: 721 days ago

Cool cat, knows where the real party is.

Cat steals neighbour's plush tiger toy 94% Posted Oct 2015

Cat steals neighbour's plush tiger toy

Comment: 721 days ago

Stuffed because cat nails are hard on inflatable dolls.

Dog takes a little boy for a drive 88% Posted Oct 2015

Dog takes a little boy for a drive

Comment: 730 days ago

I use to drive until Master found out. I think he was mad because he was sleeping when the police called him. There weren't any scratches on the car or anything from the broken glass. I think the firemen spraying water everywhere made it smell inside...and in the store. They kept saying "gasoline." They said I didn't have a license, too. But, I do. It was on the collar at home. I just forgot to wear it. I think that was the real problem. Master made me wear a special collar after that. It beeps when I go too far from my yard.

American Ninja-Saurus 88% Posted Oct 2015

American Ninja-Saurus

Comment: 740 days ago

I use to know a dinosaur that was pretty athletic. He like to play squash.

Fort Worth Dog Train 94% Posted Sep 2015

Fort Worth Dog Train

Comment: 754 days ago

Where I live, they tell be to keep my paws and tail inside the train. I guess they do things differently in Texas.

The 5 Stages of Catnip 63% Posted Aug 2015

The 5 Stages of Catnip

Comment: 792 days ago

Master says catnip is a gateway drug.

Cat polishes the floor 94% Posted Jul 2015

Cat polishes the floor

Comment: 801 days ago

Sometimes Master does that with the cat, too, but he doesn't use the rag.

The rescue of Rusty Diamond 76% Posted Aug 2015

The rescue of Rusty Diamond

Comment: 801 days ago

He can come over to my house. We can hang out, drink out of the toilet, knock over trash cans, harass the cat..

Portrait of a cat 87% Posted Jun 2015

Portrait of a cat

Comment: 846 days ago

Use a camera next time.

Flying Kitty Adventure 95% Posted Jun 2015

Flying Kitty Adventure

Comment: 849 days ago

Master kept saying, "Bank hard right! Bank hard right!"

Psycat 87% Posted Jun 2015

Psycat

Comment: 853 days ago

Cats are such pussies. They can't handle a bath.

Aaron's Animals - Fire Truck Rescue 93% Posted Jun 2015

Aaron's Animals - Fire Truck Rescue

Comment: 855 days ago

Only dogs can be trained for fire engine doody.

2/3 Dogs 1 Ball 89% Posted Jun 2015

2/3 Dogs 1 Ball

Comment: 860 days ago

I did that the other day. Turns out Master was messing with me. He glued a ball to a mirror.

2/3 Dogs 1 Ball 89% Posted Jun 2015

2/3 Dogs 1 Ball

Comment: 860 days ago

I know! Stupid cats.

The Pegasus Project 88% Posted May 2015

The Pegasus Project

Comment: 893 days ago

I'll bet she smells good, too. Arf, Arf!

Dog and human musical collaboration 56% Posted May 2015

Dog and human musical collaboration

Comment: 897 days ago

Ikust, wanna start a band? K-Nine-Inch Nails?!

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