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Charlie Smithers answers the previous question

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Guest: Hugh Jass (2352 days ago)
In case anyone else has a hard time following this so fast. a:And so, to our first contender a: Good evening, your name please. b: uh, good evening. a: in the first heat, your question was asking questions before they were asked and this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time. Is that correct? b: Charlie Smithers a: and your time starts now. what is paleontology? Charlie: yes, absolutely correct. a: what is the name of the directory that lists members of the peerage? Charlie: a study of old fossils. a: who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe Charlie: Burke's. a: Correct. What is the difference between an donkey and an ass? Charlie: One's a trade union leader, and the other is a member of the cabinet. a: Complete the quotation "to be or not to be." Charlie: They're both the same. a: What is Bernard Manning famous for? Charlie: That is the question. a: Correct. Who is the current arch bishop of Canterbury? Charlie: He is a fat man who tells blue jokes. a: Correct. What do people kneel on in church? Charlie: The right reverend Robert Runcie. a: Correct. What do tarantulas prey on? Charlie: Hassocks. a: Correct. What would you use a ripcord to pull open? Charlie: Large flies. a: Correct. What sort of a person lived in Bedlam? Charlie: A parachute. a: Correct. What is a jock strap. Charlie: A nut case. a: For what purpose would a decorator use methanine chlorides? Charlie: A form of athletic support. a: Correct. What did [name] do? Charlie: Paint strippers. a: Who is Dean Martin? Charlie: he's a kind of artist. a; Yes, what sort of artist? Charlie: Umů pass. a: That's near enough. a: What make of vehicle is the standard London bus? Charlie: a singer. a: In 1892, Brandon Thomas wrote a famous long-running English farce. What was it? Charlie: British Leyland. a: Correct. Complete the following quotation [alarm] I've started so I finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs. Thatcher, "Her heart may be in the right place, but her " Charlie: Charley's Aunt
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In case anyone else has a hard time following this so fast. a:And so, to our first contender a: Good evening, your name please. b: uh, good evening. a: in the first heat, your question was asking questions before they were asked and this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time. Is that correct? b: Charlie Smithers a: and your time starts now. what is paleontology? Charlie: yes, absolutely correct. a: what is the name of the directory that lists members of the peerage? Charlie: a study of old fossils. a: who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe Charlie: Burke's. a: Correct. What is the difference between an donkey and an ass? Charlie: One's a trade union leader, and the other is a member of the cabinet. a: Complete the quotation "to be or not to be." Charlie: They're both the same. a: What is Bernard Manning famous for? Charlie: That is the question. a: Correct. Who is the current arch bishop of Canterbury? Charlie: He is a fat man who tells blue jokes. a: Correct. What do people kneel on in church? Charlie: The right reverend Robert Runcie. a: Correct. What do tarantulas prey on? Charlie: Hassocks. a: Correct. What would you use a ripcord to pull open? Charlie: Large flies. a: Correct. What sort of a person lived in Bedlam? Charlie: A parachute. a: Correct. What is a jock strap. Charlie: A nut case. a: For what purpose would a decorator use methanine chlorides? Charlie: A form of athletic support. a: Correct. What did [name] do? Charlie: Paint strippers. a: Who is Dean Martin? Charlie: he's a kind of artist. a; Yes, what sort of artist? Charlie: Umů pass. a: That's near enough. a: What make of vehicle is the standard London bus? Charlie: a singer. a: In 1892, Brandon Thomas wrote a famous long-running English farce. What was it? Charlie: British Leyland. a: Correct. Complete the following quotation [alarm] I've started so I finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs. Thatcher, "Her heart may be in the right place, but her " Charlie: Charley's Aunt
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Guest: (2359 days ago)
Silly British, they think they're funny.
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Silly British, they think they're funny.
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Guest: brain engaged (2348 days ago)
Latest comment: foolish ferengi they dont know the difference between clever humour and your mammas humour
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Latest comment: foolish ferengi they dont know the difference between clever humour and your mammas humour
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Guest: (2360 days ago)
thats bloody genius comedy
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thats bloody genius comedy
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Guest: (3036 days ago)
Perfect timing
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Perfect timing
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Guest: guest (2795 days ago)
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