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Light a cigarette from a potato

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Guest: blondlot (2532 days ago)
"What to do if nice girl ask to light a cigarette and you don't have matches or a lighter?" Apparently, you ensure your eternal virginity by doing a grade school science project for her.
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"What to do if nice girl ask to light a cigarette and you don't have matches or a lighter?" Apparently, you ensure your eternal virginity by doing a grade school science project for her.
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Guest: chocolatekiss (2338 days ago)
I'm a girl and I think that's fantastic, even though I don't smoke.
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I'm a girl and I think that's fantastic, even though I don't smoke.
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Guest: Gabe (2441 days ago)
WIN!
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WIN!
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Guest: (2363 days ago)
I got laid using this!
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I got laid using this!
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Guest: (2336 days ago)
You're a virgin. Don't lie.
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You're a virgin. Don't lie.
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Guest: saavyfav (3233 days ago)
i guess i would be the sort of type to impress a girl with that. if she were willing to wait 5 minutes for me to create a lighter. but then again, if she didn't care to wait for a potato lighter, she isn't worth it.
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i guess i would be the sort of type to impress a girl with that. if she were willing to wait 5 minutes for me to create a lighter. but then again, if she didn't care to wait for a potato lighter, she isn't worth it.
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Guest: Chell (2336 days ago)
THIS sort of "science" is why GLaDOS flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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THIS sort of "science" is why GLaDOS flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Guest: Joseph (2368 days ago)
So, instead of a lighter or matches, all I have to do is carry around a potato, salt, toothpaste, two wires, two toothpicks, and cotton?! Genius! -_-
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So, instead of a lighter or matches, all I have to do is carry around a potato, salt, toothpaste, two wires, two toothpicks, and cotton?! Genius! -_-
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Guest: joshua (2287 days ago)
and a spoon
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and a spoon
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Guest: octothorpe (2534 days ago)
So you're not carrying a lighter but you do happen to be carrying around all those materials?
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So you're not carrying a lighter but you do happen to be carrying around all those materials?
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Guest: (2338 days ago)
if you dont have a lighter in your pocket, why the hell do you have all this sh*t?
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if you dont have a lighter in your pocket, why the hell do you have all this sh*t?
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Guest: (2533 days ago)
but why do you have all this in your pockets...at a bar
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but why do you have all this in your pockets...at a bar
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Guest: kkaoe (2360 days ago)
so u have a hot girl,you dont have a lighter but you have a potato wires toothpaste salt and toothpicks?nice;)
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so u have a hot girl,you dont have a lighter but you have a potato wires toothpaste salt and toothpicks?nice;)
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Guest: dave (2338 days ago)
I don't have a $1.00 Bic lighter, but I happen to have a ******* potato, salt and toothpaste in my pocket? Oh, yeah. Chicks dig the Potatoman...
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I don't have a $1.00 Bic lighter, but I happen to have a ******* potato, salt and toothpaste in my pocket? Oh, yeah. Chicks dig the Potatoman...
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Guest: (3220 days ago)
it's called a capacitor. potatoes can be used to hold electrical charges. look up "potato clock" if you don't believe me. i swear, idiots see something that is outside their tiny world and instantly cry "GULLIBLE!"... stop being a whiny f*cktard and learn something for once
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it's called a capacitor. potatoes can be used to hold electrical charges. look up "potato clock" if you don't believe me. i swear, idiots see something that is outside their tiny world and instantly cry "GULLIBLE!"... stop being a whiny f*cktard and learn something for once
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Guest: Macgyver (2527 days ago)
If you carry a potato, toothpicks, salt, toothpaste, a spoon, and cotton, your first name might just be Angus.
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If you carry a potato, toothpicks, salt, toothpaste, a spoon, and cotton, your first name might just be Angus.
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Guest: (2435 days ago)
Whoever knows how to do this and has all of these items handy, would never impress a girl. If she asked for a light and by the time he ran to get all of his equipment, the girl would have left or fell asleep. A little much just to light a cigarette.
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Whoever knows how to do this and has all of these items handy, would never impress a girl. If she asked for a light and by the time he ran to get all of his equipment, the girl would have left or fell asleep. A little much just to light a cigarette.
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Guest: (2531 days ago)
cool, tried it myself, and it actually works!
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cool, tried it myself, and it actually works!
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Guest: Rosie (2358 days ago)
Turn around. Why would you want to impress a smoker? They won't be pretty for long.
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Turn around. Why would you want to impress a smoker? They won't be pretty for long.
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Guest: Ashley White (2415 days ago)
If i don't have a lighter, what makes someone think that i will just conveniently have a potato, salt, wires and toothpaste with me?! Otherwise really cool.
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If i don't have a lighter, what makes someone think that i will just conveniently have a potato, salt, wires and toothpaste with me?! Otherwise really cool.
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Guest: Zega (2430 days ago)
this is fine except that the beginning says this is an alternative to having a lighter.....maybe I should carry around a potato and stuff
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this is fine except that the beginning says this is an alternative to having a lighter.....maybe I should carry around a potato and stuff
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Guest: Truestory (2346 days ago)
Well, This is a great trick you see, I often carry potatos, wires, salt, knifes, spoons when I'm out looking for nice women who rather spend five minutes waiting to get their craving addictions calmed instead of asking another guy.
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Well, This is a great trick you see, I often carry potatos, wires, salt, knifes, spoons when I'm out looking for nice women who rather spend five minutes waiting to get their craving addictions calmed instead of asking another guy.
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Guest: This is dumb as shit (2466 days ago)
"minimum ingredients" Right. This will work if you happen to have a ******* potato.
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"minimum ingredients" Right. This will work if you happen to have a ******* potato.
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Guest: (2533 days ago)
im more likely to carry a lighter on me than all this crap.
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im more likely to carry a lighter on me than all this crap.
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Guest: N (2524 days ago)
So let me get this straight You're not going to have a lighter with you but you're always going to have a potato, toothpaste, salt, electrical wires, etc. with you at all times? This seem impractical. And not worth the wait.
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So let me get this straight You're not going to have a lighter with you but you're always going to have a potato, toothpaste, salt, electrical wires, etc. with you at all times? This seem impractical. And not worth the wait.
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Guest: Romesauce (2303 days ago)
This might work if you're trying to **** Macgyver.
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This might work if you're trying to **** Macgyver.
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Guest: Alex (2446 days ago)
You could simplify this by carrying a 9v battery and some steel wool. Same result, less time, and not quite as weird to have on you. "Oh, i work construction...wanna see my drill?"
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You could simplify this by carrying a 9v battery and some steel wool. Same result, less time, and not quite as weird to have on you. "Oh, i work construction...wanna see my drill?"
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Guest: youre fat (2383 days ago)
who the **** is gonna wait 5 minutes to light a square?
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who the **** is gonna wait 5 minutes to light a square?
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Guest: Tim (2430 days ago)
To all those who DON'T get that this is not about getting laid, nor about a substitute for matches - STFU! It's a ****ing science illustration involving chemistry, IDIOTS!
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To all those who DON'T get that this is not about getting laid, nor about a substitute for matches - STFU! It's a ****ing science illustration involving chemistry, IDIOTS!
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Guest: Johnny Gofuckyourself (2388 days ago)
I think they're joking, dude. I'm sure they all understand perfectly well that this is not intended as dating advice and I'm sure they don't really believe that anyone is suggest they carry these items with them. What they are doing is called irony. In spite of understanding entirely what the video is actually about they are pretending, for comic effect, that they do not, thus highlighting the inherently preposterous nature of the video's opening premise, which itself, as you are apparently so keen for everyone to know that you are aware, is ironic. Stop underestimating people's intelligence.
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I think they're joking, dude. I'm sure they all understand perfectly well that this is not intended as dating advice and I'm sure they don't really believe that anyone is suggest they carry these items with them. What they are doing is called irony. In spite of understanding entirely what the video is actually about they are pretending, for comic effect, that they do not, thus highlighting the inherently preposterous nature of the video's opening premise, which itself, as you are apparently so keen for everyone to know that you are aware, is ironic. Stop underestimating people's intelligence.
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Guest: agustin (2360 days ago)
good call johnny gofuckyourself :)
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good call johnny gofuckyourself :)
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Guest: Greg (2287 days ago)
You geeks are never going to get laid! Just carry a lighter.
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You geeks are never going to get laid! Just carry a lighter.
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Guest: jc (2421 days ago)
nice girls dont smoke cigarettes... problem solved.
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nice girls dont smoke cigarettes... problem solved.
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Guest: (2348 days ago)
by the time you find all this shit she'll have walked away
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by the time you find all this shit she'll have walked away
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