The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.




On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!




Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Maths behind the McCartney Mills divorce case

Maths behind the McCartney Mills divorce case

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Guest: (3397 days ago)
Even as a bloke, I'd this is pretty sad. Women aren't just sex objects, and men wonder why some women get tetchy over this.
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Even as a bloke, I'd this is pretty sad. Women aren't just sex objects, and men wonder why some women get tetchy over this.
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Guest: (3432 days ago)
I'm so glad i am not a man.things like this are really sad
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I'm so glad i am not a man.things like this are really sad
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Guest: Sonny (3228 days ago)
Math does not apply to "romantic" relationships.... BS! You can't buy happiness .... but you can lease it... and save a bundle..
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Math does not apply to "romantic" relationships.... BS! You can't buy happiness .... but you can lease it... and save a bundle..
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Guest: Willywombat (3434 days ago)
The best advice for any son is this'The dearest sex you will ever have,my son, is the woman that you marry
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The best advice for any son is this'The dearest sex you will ever have,my son, is the woman that you marry
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Guest: Alixzandr (3434 days ago)
Kristen might be able to put both legs around you, but heather mills can get one of her legs behind her head!!
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Kristen might be able to put both legs around you, but heather mills can get one of her legs behind her head!!
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Guest: Toto (3434 days ago)
And up her arse where it belongs.
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And up her arse where it belongs.
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DrDirt DrDirt (3431 days ago)
Three things in life that men are better off renting than Owning Planes, Boats and WOMEN!
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Three things in life that men are better off renting than Owning Planes, Boats and WOMEN!
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Guest: Young Beauty (3227 days ago)
Latest comment: This stinks
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Latest comment: This stinks
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Guest: yes (3434 days ago)
yes.
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yes.
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Guest: Blamer (3433 days ago)
IBTP.
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IBTP.
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Guest: Daddy (3228 days ago)
So true.... it takes a half brain man to give away 49,000,000.00 to a one legged woman for 5 years of svc which can translate to about 500 hrs of sex..... ahhh!!!
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So true.... it takes a half brain man to give away 49,000,000.00 to a one legged woman for 5 years of svc which can translate to about 500 hrs of sex..... ahhh!!!
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Guest: (3384 days ago)
This is so true and why the men whole lived in Old Testament had concubines. :)
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This is so true and why the men whole lived in Old Testament had concubines. :)
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Guest: tom (3434 days ago)
and how do we find kristen?
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and how do we find kristen?
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