A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"
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Guest: Pete Star (3219 days ago)
Latest comment: Oi, Michelle! Write here again when you have learnt proper English, ok?
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Latest comment: Oi, Michelle! Write here again when you have learnt proper English, ok?
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Guest: randyandy (3498 days ago)
whoever made this joke up is a ******* legend. got to be the funniest joke ever lol
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whoever made this joke up is a ******* legend. got to be the funniest joke ever lol
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Guest: michelle (3494 days ago)
not even funny. what a load of shite. write back wen u have a good joke k
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not even funny. what a load of shite. write back wen u have a good joke k
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rogem002 rogem002 (3438 days ago)
Fantastic joke!
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Fantastic joke!
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gramainthebed gramainthebed (3219 days ago)
Yeah, I know I am old, very old but it is still very funny, keep um coming.
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Yeah, I know I am old, very old but it is still very funny, keep um coming.
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Guest: diddy kye (3250 days ago)
thats very funny michelle just doesnt get it
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thats very funny michelle just doesnt get it
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