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Riding Scotrail without a ticket

Riding Scotrail without a ticket

(2:34) Don't mess with the big man. For those not accustomed to the Scottish accent, here's a transcript from 0.20: "I'll sit here all night pal. I'm getting paid for this. They'll start moaning. And I'll tell you now, the public will... now off, off. I can sit here all night. I'm getting paid for this. C'mon off, you've no money, you've bought a ticket from Polmont to Edinburgh Park - I've showed you my fucking ticket - No you haven't. Stop swearing. Now off. That's Polmont to Edinburgh Park, it should say Edinburgh Park to Polmont. That's a single - I've just given you it - No, you're off. We'll sit here all night. I'm getting paid for this. These people will start moaning, not at me, at you - Tell them to stop moaning then - Why should they pay and you not? - I've paid - You've not paid. That's a single from Polmont to Edinburgh Park and that's a single - I've told you I've PAID - No you've not - Aye, I fucking have - No you've not, and you needn't bother swearing - I'll sit here, I'll wait..." etc.

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Guest: Steve. Dundee, Scotland (2185 days ago)
Latest comment: The problem is a 3rd party got involved, i.e. the 'big man' Mr Pollock. It had nothing to do with him. The ticket conductor should have contacted the transport police so that they could intercept the student and interview him at the next stop. This would not have delayed the train and the student would be given the correct chance to explain what had happened. I hope Mr Pollock gets charged for assault and the ticket collector educated on customer service.
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Latest comment: The problem is a 3rd party got involved, i.e. the 'big man' Mr Pollock. It had nothing to do with him. The ticket conductor should have contacted the transport police so that they could intercept the student and interview him at the next stop. This would not have delayed the train and the student would be given the correct chance to explain what had happened. I hope Mr Pollock gets charged for assault and the ticket collector educated on customer service.
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Guest: Howey Tizz (2195 days ago)
Sadly, stripey bloke will get prosecuted by the polis; the poor old ticket collector will get reprimanded by ScotRail, and the gobshite ned will get compensation. In truth, every passenger in that carriage really wanted to give him a bloody good kicking (and then made him pay for the ticket and the fine). It's all crap isn't it?
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Sadly, stripey bloke will get prosecuted by the polis; the poor old ticket collector will get reprimanded by ScotRail, and the gobshite ned will get compensation. In truth, every passenger in that carriage really wanted to give him a bloody good kicking (and then made him pay for the ticket and the fine). It's all crap isn't it?
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Guest: PC (2195 days ago)
No he won't, it's a lawful ejection. Happens all the time.
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No he won't, it's a lawful ejection. Happens all the time.
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Wulfrune Wulfrune (2195 days ago)
Honestly, some things in life are just plain f*cking sweet
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Honestly, some things in life are just plain f*cking sweet
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Guest: Michae÷ (2194 days ago)
Wow big man vs small kids..
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Wow big man vs small kids..
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Guest: PDUK (2195 days ago)
Someone should have videoed the guy and girl taking this video......... and then posted it to show how 'Chicken' they were.......
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Someone should have videoed the guy and girl taking this video......... and then posted it to show how 'Chicken' they were.......
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TheBob TheBob (2195 days ago)
Yes. And then you could have videoed the someone videoing the guy and girl taking this video... until everyone disappears up their own fundament. That would be interesting.
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Yes. And then you could have videoed the someone videoing the guy and girl taking this video... until everyone disappears up their own fundament. That would be interesting.
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Guest: (2195 days ago)
The fat tw@t was fecking lucky, he's a big man picking up a wee guy, most folk in that area know not to be so stupid, I wonder if he would be the big hard man if the kid was 6'2" and 250 lb's.
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The fat tw@t was fecking lucky, he's a big man picking up a wee guy, most folk in that area know not to be so stupid, I wonder if he would be the big hard man if the kid was 6'2" and 250 lb's.
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Guest: (2195 days ago)
Very satisfactory!
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Very satisfactory!
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Filmaddict Filmaddict (2194 days ago)
According to the orange news website, the fair dodger is Sam Main (19), University Student studying surveying and the 'Big Man' is Mr Pollock. Sam Main now says that he bought to single tickets to and from Edinburgh/Perth as it's cheaper, and only noticed the error that he was sold two single one way tickets when he got on the train. Sam Main's father is now seeking compensation and might take legal action again Mr Pollock. Why would you buy two single tickets at the same time, even if the fairs are cheaper and secondly, why verbally abuse the train conductor? I really hope nothing comes of this as it will just reinforce bad behaviour of Sam Main and if anything does come of it, that Scotrail will prosecute Sam Main for abuse. If they want to be ignorant (Father and son) then Scotrail should act just as ignorant as they are. This world is becoming quite insane!
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According to the orange news website, the fair dodger is Sam Main (19), University Student studying surveying and the 'Big Man' is Mr Pollock. Sam Main now says that he bought to single tickets to and from Edinburgh/Perth as it's cheaper, and only noticed the error that he was sold two single one way tickets when he got on the train. Sam Main's father is now seeking compensation and might take legal action again Mr Pollock. Why would you buy two single tickets at the same time, even if the fairs are cheaper and secondly, why verbally abuse the train conductor? I really hope nothing comes of this as it will just reinforce bad behaviour of Sam Main and if anything does come of it, that Scotrail will prosecute Sam Main for abuse. If they want to be ignorant (Father and son) then Scotrail should act just as ignorant as they are. This world is becoming quite insane!
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Filmaddict Filmaddict (2194 days ago)
Sorry, that should say 'two single tickets' and 'against Mr Pollock'
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Sorry, that should say 'two single tickets' and 'against Mr Pollock'
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