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Brain dead teen, only capable of rolling her eyes and texting

Brain dead teen, only capable of rolling her eyes and texting

(3:10) The Onion goes beyond the facts and reports on the story of Caitlin Tegart, who at the age of only 12, lost her ability to do anything but roll her eyes and text. After being diagnosed as brain dead, her parents' decision to opt for euthanasia prompted opposition from anti-euthanasia groups.

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Guest: johno (2106 days ago)
are you thick or something Kevin,,, IT'S A JOKE! DUH!!!!
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are you thick or something Kevin,,, IT'S A JOKE! DUH!!!!
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Guest: SenseIrony (1542 days ago)
Latest comment: joke's on you, I'm afraid
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Latest comment: joke's on you, I'm afraid
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Guest: Mmm (2107 days ago)
The Onion back to its best!
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The Onion back to its best!
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Samsgimp Samsgimp (2106 days ago)
Ain't laughed til cried in aaages. Onion nailed it again!
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Ain't laughed til cried in aaages. Onion nailed it again!
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Guest: stipps (2107 days ago)
WTF?! I couldn't text without brain - or I wouldn't listen to music'!? Is that a joke?! Her life has been ended??!! WooooOOOT
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WTF?! I couldn't text without brain - or I wouldn't listen to music'!? Is that a joke?! Her life has been ended??!! WooooOOOT
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Guest: Beau Guest (2106 days ago)
I see you're on the waiting list
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I see you're on the waiting list
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Guest: Uugh (2106 days ago)
Haha. Best comment of the day.
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Haha. Best comment of the day.
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Guest: Areyouforrealkillingmenow (2105 days ago)
Yep. She's dead. Go moarn her on Facebook.
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Yep. She's dead. Go moarn her on Facebook.
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Guest: Blood (2105 days ago)
"Are you for real killing me now?" LOL
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"Are you for real killing me now?" LOL
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Guest: Kevin Robinson (2106 days ago)
I find it hard to believe that this girl was brain dead, yet able to operate the remote control, computer and paint her nails and articulate some form of speech
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I find it hard to believe that this girl was brain dead, yet able to operate the remote control, computer and paint her nails and articulate some form of speech
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Guest: sam (2106 days ago)
troll
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troll
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Guest: (2105 days ago)
Don't worry, it's just Caitlin posting under the name of Kevin.
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Don't worry, it's just Caitlin posting under the name of Kevin.
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Guest: Avril (1890 days ago)
The hell? Is this a joke? EVERY TEEN ACTS LIKE THIS!!!
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The hell? Is this a joke? EVERY TEEN ACTS LIKE THIS!!!
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