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John Branyan - Three Little Pigs

John Branyan - Three Little Pigs

(8:23) According to comedian John Branyan, Shakespeare had a working vocabulary of 54,000 words, compared to the average today of 3,000. So what would 'Three Little Pigs' have sounded like had you been born in Shakespeare's day?

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TheBob TheBob (2277 days ago)
Nice idea - not actually that funny. Bill Bailey does it better LINK
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Nice idea - not actually that funny. Bill Bailey does it better LINK
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Guest: The 'Tard of Avon (2276 days ago)
Latest comment: Alas, for bacon melteth wonderfully upon my palate, drenching my tongue in salivary delight, and warming my swelling belly, notwithstanding the oft expressed prohibitions inscribed in Leviticus and some raghead scrolls.
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Latest comment: Alas, for bacon melteth wonderfully upon my palate, drenching my tongue in salivary delight, and warming my swelling belly, notwithstanding the oft expressed prohibitions inscribed in Leviticus and some raghead scrolls.
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Guest: Raisin (2277 days ago)
We, today, in the United States have a working vocabulary of THREE.. Best... buffer... EVER
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We, today, in the United States have a working vocabulary of THREE.. Best... buffer... EVER
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Guest: (2277 days ago)
I hope you're not waiting for someone to contradict you.
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I hope you're not waiting for someone to contradict you.
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