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Guest: (109 days ago)
You WILL hard work for us and be thankful. God said so.
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Guest: The Turd
(108 days ago)
God needed someone to grow shit no one wants but get paid anyway. He wanted someone to shout 'get off my land' at anyone who tried to walk the fields. He wanted someone to pump the cows and chickens full of drugs and to keep thousands in dark barns, with no natural light, no grass to walk upon. He wanted someone to milk not cows, but the european farm subsidy system. He wanted someone who whined incessantly about it being too wet or too dry. He wanted someone to be kept in business even if he produced something no one wanted. He wanted someone to poison the land on an industrial scale. He wanted someone who complained of being poor whilst driving around in a brand new Range Rover. He wanted someone who diverted or blocked footpaths, dig up centuries old hedges and prevented the roaming of the land. And lastly, he wanted someone to wear ridiculous clothes and be obnoxious to anyone from a town.
So he made the UK Farmer.
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Guest: greenman
(108 days ago)
Latest comment: What do you eat?
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I'm not sure this is historically accurate. Even religious people would notice this information is not in the Bible.
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It's from the Gnostic books. WWJD What Would Jesus Drive? A Hummer that's what. Cause he can certainly turn water into gasoline --- Dodge 6:30
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Guest: (109 days ago)
so Jesus has a micropenis? interesting.
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