Tomorrow is the Official Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers Holiday

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed... other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping... and have a great day.

Slap your co-worker today!

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Guest: Jay (2383 days ago)
Latest comment: this is a good idea, we need this as official, irritating coworkers. discriminating immigrants.
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Latest comment: this is a good idea, we need this as official, irritating coworkers. discriminating immigrants.
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Guest: mememememe (2665 days ago)
Love this!
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Love this!
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Guest: Keith (3080 days ago)
Well, Hell thats one damn good Idea, now all we need is a slap your Supervisor month!
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Well, Hell thats one damn good Idea, now all we need is a slap your Supervisor month!
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Guest: kayley (3080 days ago)
now just remember that when i slap a co-worker you cant get mad and thanks for the permission to lie because i will
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now just remember that when i slap a co-worker you cant get mad and thanks for the permission to lie because i will
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