Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks like... Reads like... Listen...
Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest

I need a piss quick,
and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda
and Nowaynayda Zheet

Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

My colleague just farted,
and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea
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Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner

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Guest: Andrea (3328 days ago)
omg that was awesome but u guys have definitely 2 much spare time lol
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omg that was awesome but u guys have definitely 2 much spare time lol
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Guest: Mad Madam Linn (3152 days ago)
DO IT AGAIN BOYS OH GOD Pleaazzzzzzzz DO IT AGAIN, Manchester Picadilly JL Liverpool Airport anywhere JUST DO IT Britain NEEDS You too funny
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DO IT AGAIN BOYS OH GOD Pleaazzzzzzzz DO IT AGAIN, Manchester Picadilly JL Liverpool Airport anywhere JUST DO IT Britain NEEDS You too funny
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sidways sidways (3188 days ago)
Probably couldn't get away with this at Terminal 5
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Probably couldn't get away with this at Terminal 5
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Guest: (2121 days ago)
original film on windows
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original film on windows
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Guest: Taye (3321 days ago)
Hysterical
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Hysterical
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Guest: Denise (3331 days ago)
*falls out of chair laughing* Holy cow that is so awesome...
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*falls out of chair laughing* Holy cow that is so awesome...
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Guest: FrancoBrit from Montréal (3208 days ago)
Brilliant!! I should try this at YUL!!
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Brilliant!! I should try this at YUL!!
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Guest: RJ (3328 days ago)
Thats funny as shit
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Thats funny as shit
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Guest: gankijon (1756 days ago)
lol
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lol
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Guest: SD (2281 days ago)
Even after 8 years that still is hilarious
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Even after 8 years that still is hilarious
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Guest: lamb (3035 days ago)
heeheeheeheeheehee
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heeheeheeheeheehee
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Guest: eckythump (3298 days ago)
Apparently the security guards in Heathrow worked out what was going on by the last one, which was from Gatwick after they did a runner...
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Apparently the security guards in Heathrow worked out what was going on by the last one, which was from Gatwick after they did a runner...
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wgaf9963 wgaf9963 (3027 days ago)
well dne lads piss funny
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well dne lads piss funny
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Guest: eck, bolton uk (3304 days ago)
so so funny and clever nice 1 son!!! have you done any more?
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so so funny and clever nice 1 son!!! have you done any more?
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Guest: Lisa (3324 days ago)
that is SOOOO funny!!!
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that is SOOOO funny!!!
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Guest: tommygirl (2026 days ago)
Just made my day ;-)
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Just made my day ;-)
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Guest: somerandomperson (2017 days ago)
howlee shitz! dat be da FONNIEST ting a evar harded! OMG WTF!
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howlee shitz! dat be da FONNIEST ting a evar harded! OMG WTF!
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Guest: bbee (3346 days ago)
apparently this is the work of a mr. christopher morris
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apparently this is the work of a mr. christopher morris
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Guest: (3188 days ago)
No matter how many times I hear this it's still so funny, I cant believe that they got away with it 5 times.
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No matter how many times I hear this it's still so funny, I cant believe that they got away with it 5 times.
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Guest: R. (3289 days ago)
Sorry to be a nerd... but there is a weird cognitive phenomena being exploited here. Try listening to the audio by itself with your eyes closed (try not to laugh your arse off) then try reading the names at the same time as listening (you can't hear the joke!).
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Sorry to be a nerd... but there is a weird cognitive phenomena being exploited here. Try listening to the audio by itself with your eyes closed (try not to laugh your arse off) then try reading the names at the same time as listening (you can't hear the joke!).
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Guest: Kyle (1906 days ago)
I need a piss quick,and my legs are crossed. Please contact airport information desk LOL
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I need a piss quick,and my legs are crossed. Please contact airport information desk LOL
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Guest: Tony (2419 days ago)
sheer genius,if i was the security i would of just left them
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sheer genius,if i was the security i would of just left them
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Guest: mikolo (3115 days ago)
and feelzabeta LOL
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and feelzabeta LOL
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Guest: love this website (2758 days ago)
hahh that is absolutely hilariousss!! you need to do more of this :P
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hahh that is absolutely hilariousss!! you need to do more of this :P
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Guest: Gary (3133 days ago)
Thanks for a great laugh. We need so much more of this. What a sad world we live in
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Thanks for a great laugh. We need so much more of this. What a sad world we live in
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Guest: quicktime?? (1655 days ago)
Latest comment: Could you guys put it up as something else than quicktime - it's a security risk to have that plugin installed so I can't listen to these:(
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Latest comment: Could you guys put it up as something else than quicktime - it's a security risk to have that plugin installed so I can't listen to these:(
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Guest: Ciccia (3313 days ago)
ROFL! That was just so hilarious!
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ROFL! That was just so hilarious!
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Guest: (3046 days ago)
yep,thats the way forward.
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yep,thats the way forward.
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Guest: zoey (3119 days ago)
it is AMAZING !!!! i luv it and so does ALL my family lol !!!!
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it is AMAZING !!!! i luv it and so does ALL my family lol !!!!
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Guest: Ben (1749 days ago)
sound quality could be better
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sound quality could be better
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Guest: eyenohudunnit (1714 days ago)
The original was good enough - unknown how many copies of copies this version is
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The original was good enough - unknown how many copies of copies this version is
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