Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks like...	Reads like...	Listen...
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed	I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie	I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest	I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet	Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted	My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee	Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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Heathrow prank

Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner

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Guest: Andrea (2034 days ago)

omg that was awesome but u guys have definitely 2 much spare time lol

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Guest: Mad Madam Linn (1858 days ago)

DO IT AGAIN BOYS OH GOD Pleaazzzzzzzz DO IT AGAIN, Manchester Picadilly JL Liverpool Airport anywhere JUST DO IT Britain NEEDS You too funny

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Guest: SD (987 days ago)

Even after 8 years that still is hilarious

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sidways (1894 days ago)

Probably couldn't get away with this at Terminal 5

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Guest: Lisa (2030 days ago)

that is SOOOO funny!!!

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Guest: tommygirl (732 days ago)

Just made my day ;-)

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Guest: R. (1995 days ago)

Sorry to be a nerd... but there is a weird cognitive phenomena being exploited here. Try listening to the audio by itself with your eyes closed (try not to laugh your arse off) then try reading the names at the same time as listening (you can't hear the joke!).

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Guest: (827 days ago)

original film on windows

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Guest: Denise (2037 days ago)

*falls out of chair laughing* Holy cow that is so awesome...

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Guest: Tony (1125 days ago)

sheer genius,if i was the security i would of just left them

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Guest: lamb (1741 days ago)

heeheeheeheeheehee

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Guest: bbee (2052 days ago)

apparently this is the work of a mr. christopher morris

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Guest: somerandomperson (723 days ago)

howlee shitz! dat be da FONNIEST ting a evar harded! OMG WTF!

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Guest: FrancoBrit from Montr�al (1914 days ago)

Brilliant!! I should try this at YUL!!

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Guest: RJ (2034 days ago)

Thats funny as shit

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Guest: eck, bolton uk (2010 days ago)

so so funny and clever nice 1 son!!! have you done any more?

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wgaf9963 (1733 days ago)

well dne lads piss funny

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Guest: Taye (2027 days ago)

Hysterical

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Guest: eckythump (2004 days ago)

Apparently the security guards in Heathrow worked out what was going on by the last one, which was from Gatwick after they did a runner...

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Guest: Kyle (612 days ago)

I need a piss quick,and my legs are crossed. Please contact airport information desk LOL

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Guest: gankijon (462 days ago)

lol

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Guest: mikolo (1821 days ago)

and feelzabeta LOL

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Guest: quicktime?? (361 days ago)

Latest comment: Could you guys put it up as something else than quicktime - it's a security risk to have that plugin installed so I can't listen to these:(

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Guest: zoey (1825 days ago)

it is AMAZING !!!! i luv it and so does ALL my family lol !!!!

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Guest: (1752 days ago)

yep,thats the way forward.

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Guest: Ben (455 days ago)

sound quality could be better

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Guest: eyenohudunnit (420 days ago)

The original was good enough - unknown how many copies of copies this version is

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Guest: love this website (1464 days ago)

hahh that is absolutely hilariousss!! you need to do more of this :P

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Guest: Gary (1839 days ago)

Thanks for a great laugh. We need so much more of this. What a sad world we live in

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Guest: (1894 days ago)

No matter how many times I hear this it's still so funny, I cant believe that they got away with it 5 times.

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