Did you ever stop and wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why your Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leaves the room when you get undressed - if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "a terminal" if flying is supposedly so safe?

Who the first first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who the first person was that said, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?"

Why the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, but can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

What do you call male ballerinas?

If blind people can see their dreams? Do they dream??

That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Why it is when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

How come we put a man on the moon before realising it would be a good idea to put wheels on suitcases?

Why brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells are forever?

How important someone has to be before they can be 'assassinated' rather than just plain 'murdered'?

How come "phonetically" is spelt with a "ph"?

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box?

Why people pay to go up in tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

When you get to heaven / paradise / nirvana, are you stuck wearing whatever you were buried or cremated in forever?

Why people say they "slept like a baby", when babies normally wake up every two hours?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why don't women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

Why did you give me your e-mail address in the first place?

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Guest: hoffo (2333 days ago)
some of these do make me ponder the rest make my brain hurt and think gee they must be written by a jersey shore watching american
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some of these do make me ponder the rest make my brain hurt and think gee they must be written by a jersey shore watching american
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Guest: Rachel (2329 days ago)
why American? I mean yeah, the stupid ones love to show off how stupid they can truly be and the tv networks love to make reality shows about these idiots, but still there are idiots everywhere :(
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why American? I mean yeah, the stupid ones love to show off how stupid they can truly be and the tv networks love to make reality shows about these idiots, but still there are idiots everywhere :(
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Guest: dad (2242 days ago)
jesus christ who gives a flying fcuk
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jesus christ who gives a flying fcuk
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Guest: American (2322 days ago)
It's clearly written by a Brit. no American in their right mind uses the word "bum" that frequently. Except for maybe a 5th grader.
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It's clearly written by a Brit. no American in their right mind uses the word "bum" that frequently. Except for maybe a 5th grader.
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Guest: R (2269 days ago)
All the spellings are AmericaniZed. It's much better to look at the evidence than to lazily stereotype a nation.
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All the spellings are AmericaniZed. It's much better to look at the evidence than to lazily stereotype a nation.
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Guest: smartass (2311 days ago)
what about an australian ?
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what about an australian ?
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Guest: james (2552 days ago)
you ever wonder why you have to look on the web for stuff to wonder about
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you ever wonder why you have to look on the web for stuff to wonder about
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Guest: zac (1992 days ago)
for wasting time
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for wasting time
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Guest: CooolKid (1782 days ago)
and one for girls: why do we stand in front of the mirror to put a necklace on, yet not look at the mirror?
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and one for girls: why do we stand in front of the mirror to put a necklace on, yet not look at the mirror?
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Guest: No offense (2329 days ago)
My freezer has a light... and I can put on Mascara with my mouth closed
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My freezer has a light... and I can put on Mascara with my mouth closed
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Guest: guest283942 (1974 days ago)
me too.
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me too.
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Guest: Bill Lindsay UK (1798 days ago)
Its just too cold to put mascara on in the freezer, but I can do it if I keep my mouth closed ...
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Its just too cold to put mascara on in the freezer, but I can do it if I keep my mouth closed ...
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Guest: ? (2173 days ago)
So the man is wrong if he reads this list in the woods
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So the man is wrong if he reads this list in the woods
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Guest: (2114 days ago)
Hahaha, that made me giggle.
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Hahaha, that made me giggle.
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Guest: Nancy (2187 days ago)
Me three! LOL
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Me three! LOL
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Guest: (2157 days ago)
yeah same for me. on both
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yeah same for me. on both
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Guest: hi! (2305 days ago)
same! *high five*
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same! *high five*
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Guest: (2257 days ago)
same here, (:
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same here, (:
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Guest: (2153 days ago)
Strange. Those who have claimed they can put on mascara without openin their mouths = they're lying, or they don't realise. Proven fact that it is not possible to do.
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Strange. Those who have claimed they can put on mascara without openin their mouths = they're lying, or they don't realise. Proven fact that it is not possible to do.
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Guest: Guest5678 (2149 days ago)
lol Trolling? I definitely put mascara on without opening my mouth, I just tried it out after seeing this.
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lol Trolling? I definitely put mascara on without opening my mouth, I just tried it out after seeing this.
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Guest: KatieB (2113 days ago)
Me Too
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Me Too
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Guest: julz (2021 days ago)
yes it is my boyfriend watched me and i didn't open my mouth at all
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yes it is my boyfriend watched me and i didn't open my mouth at all
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Guest: mememe (1944 days ago)
obviously you can close your mouth when you think about it but when u do it naturally, without thinking, you open your mouth FACT!!
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obviously you can close your mouth when you think about it but when u do it naturally, without thinking, you open your mouth FACT!!
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Guest: 1234e5r (1881 days ago)
I really can. Its never been something ive done. infact its pretty easy to know you are when chances are you're standing in front of a mirror whilst doing it :)
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I really can. Its never been something ive done. infact its pretty easy to know you are when chances are you're standing in front of a mirror whilst doing it :)
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Guest: Chauvinist Dick (2246 days ago)
Are you sure? Because you're yapping about it right now. You probably do then too.
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Are you sure? Because you're yapping about it right now. You probably do then too.
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Guest: Sexist Cumdumpster (2244 days ago)
Nice!
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Nice!
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Guest: daniella (2143 days ago)
idk where you got that from but its def possible..
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idk where you got that from but its def possible..
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Guest: not a lame old man (2576 days ago)
these are retarded.
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these are retarded.
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Guest: King of the World (2277 days ago)
finally one i can agree with
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finally one i can agree with
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Guest: shorty (2522 days ago)
y do we park in a driveway & drive in a park way?
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y do we park in a driveway & drive in a park way?
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Guest: GUEST (2301 days ago)
Why are there no camels in camelot?
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Why are there no camels in camelot?
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Guest: (2133 days ago)
ahahahahahahahaha
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ahahahahahahahaha
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Guest: lol (2320 days ago)
because you are american, no one else calls it a parkway...
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because you are american, no one else calls it a parkway...
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Guest: scartown della (2318 days ago)
in toronto canada we have the DON VALLEY PARKWAY which is a highway that people drive on
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in toronto canada we have the DON VALLEY PARKWAY which is a highway that people drive on
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Guest: Kelso (2300 days ago)
Do they drive on the highway?
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Do they drive on the highway?
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Guest: Phizzi (2262 days ago)
No, they get high on it. *rolls eyes*
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No, they get high on it. *rolls eyes*
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Guest: actually high and reading this (2230 days ago)
haha epic
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haha epic
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Guest: yeeee (2096 days ago)
haha
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haha
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Guest: Jon (2318 days ago)
A parkway in America is a road that leads to a park
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A parkway in America is a road that leads to a park
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Guest: Alexa (2314 days ago)
Actually, a parkway in america is not a road that leads to a park. It's like a highway but usually only has two lanes and is more scenic/relaxed than a highway and is made only for cars and smaller vehicles, not large trucks and such...
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Actually, a parkway in america is not a road that leads to a park. It's like a highway but usually only has two lanes and is more scenic/relaxed than a highway and is made only for cars and smaller vehicles, not large trucks and such...
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Guest: (2252 days ago)
yes!
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yes!
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Guest: mlm (2313 days ago)
A parkway is a road that goes through a park not to a park.
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A parkway is a road that goes through a park not to a park.
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Guest: poli (2265 days ago)
I'm from Canada and we call them parkways....they are definitelt not roads leading to parks.
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I'm from Canada and we call them parkways....they are definitelt not roads leading to parks.
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Guest: Sydney-Sider (2303 days ago)
In Sydney, Australia we have the Commenara parkway which is like a highway as well.
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In Sydney, Australia we have the Commenara parkway which is like a highway as well.
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Guest: scottRharrislive (2735 days ago)
Did you ever stop to wonder why you have to SOTP to wonder, why can to wonder while you're moving?
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Did you ever stop to wonder why you have to SOTP to wonder, why can to wonder while you're moving?
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Guest: Guest (2300 days ago)
Did you ever stop to proofread? I would say no.
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Did you ever stop to proofread? I would say no.
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Guest: c (2285 days ago)
if this was facebook, id hit the like button on this until it my computer set fire.
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if this was facebook, id hit the like button on this until it my computer set fire.
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Guest: Becca (2279 days ago)
If this was Facebook, it wouldn't matter how many times you hit the like button. Every other click would be an unlike.
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If this was Facebook, it wouldn't matter how many times you hit the like button. Every other click would be an unlike.
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Guest: BLAM! (2277 days ago)
There is so many things to like... he wouldnt be likeing the same thing
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There is so many things to like... he wouldnt be likeing the same thing
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Guest: (1892 days ago)
If this was Facebook, I wouldn't bother reading any of this stuff because I wouldn't be here.
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If this was Facebook, I wouldn't bother reading any of this stuff because I wouldn't be here.
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Guest: bumblebee (2243 days ago)
a bit dyslexic today, are we?
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a bit dyslexic today, are we?
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Guest: ihaventgotaname (2238 days ago)
lollagepops
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lollagepops
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Guest: Xury (2324 days ago)
Who teaches kids to look under rocks for bugs?
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Who teaches kids to look under rocks for bugs?
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Guest: law (3389 days ago)
why is it called a hot water heater when it is actually heating cold water
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why is it called a hot water heater when it is actually heating cold water
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Guest: Nameless (2602 days ago)
Because it's just called a Water Heater you *********
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Because it's just called a Water Heater you *********
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Guest: noname (2332 days ago)
it's still called a HOT water heater, even though it's not hot yet, you *********
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it's still called a HOT water heater, even though it's not hot yet, you *********
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Guest: hlm0123 (2329 days ago)
No it's not, it's a water heater! A hot water cylinder has an immersion heater in it.
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No it's not, it's a water heater! A hot water cylinder has an immersion heater in it.
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Guest: Josh (2327 days ago)
If time is money. how come people want to use their time discuss totally nonsens with strangers on the internet but not even give a dollar to the poor.
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If time is money. how come people want to use their time discuss totally nonsens with strangers on the internet but not even give a dollar to the poor.
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Guest: anonimus (2292 days ago)
Why would you give a dollar to the poor? I would give a dollar to someone without hands or feet , but to give a dollar to a person completely capable of working , you are just handicaping them.
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Why would you give a dollar to the poor? I would give a dollar to someone without hands or feet , but to give a dollar to a person completely capable of working , you are just handicaping them.
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Guest: guest (2261 days ago)
Because, the poor are mostly handicapped or mentally challenged, and don't have the opportunity to make money, it's not as if they choose to live in poverty and they would get a job if they had the opportunity... so actually, giving the poor money is helping them to start a new life, not handicapping them. That is, if they are legit.
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Because, the poor are mostly handicapped or mentally challenged, and don't have the opportunity to make money, it's not as if they choose to live in poverty and they would get a job if they had the opportunity... so actually, giving the poor money is helping them to start a new life, not handicapping them. That is, if they are legit.
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Guest: mosthated (2002 days ago)
um are we talking poor or homeless? because most of the homeless are irresponsible drug addicts and most of the poor are young and just getting started or old and defeated........That is, if they are legit.
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um are we talking poor or homeless? because most of the homeless are irresponsible drug addicts and most of the poor are young and just getting started or old and defeated........That is, if they are legit.
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Guest: (2132 days ago)
You all have made my day worse with your gayness...now have a debate about how I shouldn't use words like that and continue to ruin good things.
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You all have made my day worse with your gayness...now have a debate about how I shouldn't use words like that and continue to ruin good things.
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Guest: (2261 days ago)
Dude I have a job and I'm still poor. Getting a job hardly changes s***.
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Dude I have a job and I'm still poor. Getting a job hardly changes s***.
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Guest: (2148 days ago)
If you're poor then how do you have internet? . . . hmmm.
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If you're poor then how do you have internet? . . . hmmm.
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Guest: (2139 days ago)
could be at the library where you can get on line for free.
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could be at the library where you can get on line for free.
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Guest: yourcat (2239 days ago)
Wow, you are truly an idiot.
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Wow, you are truly an idiot.
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Guest: dirty (2234 days ago)
agreed
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agreed
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Guest: Paula (2151 days ago)
What's a "legit" person? You mean a real person as opposed to an imaginary one?
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What's a "legit" person? You mean a real person as opposed to an imaginary one?
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Guest: Josh (2327 days ago)
Why is the computer horizontal but print vertical?
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Why is the computer horizontal but print vertical?
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Guest: (2238 days ago)
because your eyes are horizontal so it is more friendly to look at...think things through buddy
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because your eyes are horizontal so it is more friendly to look at...think things through buddy
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Guest: GUEST (2301 days ago)
were you all aware that ATM machines are very repetitive? ATM stands for automatic teller machine so the extra machine is unneeded. and hot water heaters don't exist. you can't heat hot water
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were you all aware that ATM machines are very repetitive? ATM stands for automatic teller machine so the extra machine is unneeded. and hot water heaters don't exist. you can't heat hot water
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Guest: (2300 days ago)
That's why it's only called ATM and not ATM machine.
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That's why it's only called ATM and not ATM machine.
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Guest: Kelso (2300 days ago)
Why is it called a toaster, when you're toasting bread?
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Why is it called a toaster, when you're toasting bread?
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Guest: J (2298 days ago)
Because it is the toaster of bread, thus a toaster
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Because it is the toaster of bread, thus a toaster
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Guest: MrCP (2289 days ago)
Then why not a breader? :/
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Then why not a breader? :/
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Guest: anybodys (2288 days ago)
Because it doesn't make bread, it makes toast from bread.
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Because it doesn't make bread, it makes toast from bread.
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Guest: Trollio (2270 days ago)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
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Guest: (2269 days ago)
Ohhhh i have one. if you people find them so stupid, why did you all read to the very end and then decide to take even MORE time to comment on it? and guess what; some people that are poor but in good health ar not capable of any kind of good paying work. its help, not handicapping.
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Ohhhh i have one. if you people find them so stupid, why did you all read to the very end and then decide to take even MORE time to comment on it? and guess what; some people that are poor but in good health ar not capable of any kind of good paying work. its help, not handicapping.
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Guest: Enjoy (2267 days ago)
Why do people read to the end, look at the comments, find some person to totally rip on, type out a comment and submit it when ignoring it take 0 effort and 0 time. In the end, you are all trolls :D U mad bro?
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Why do people read to the end, look at the comments, find some person to totally rip on, type out a comment and submit it when ignoring it take 0 effort and 0 time. In the end, you are all trolls :D U mad bro?
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Guest: Thisguy^^ (2251 days ago)
lulz
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lulz
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Guest: Thisguy^^ (2250 days ago)
lulz no life
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lulz no life
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Guest: troll yodeler (2172 days ago)
trollio!
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trollio!
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Guest: (1889 days ago)
because having a good row on the internet is so fun because its full of morons :p
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because having a good row on the internet is so fun because its full of morons :p
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Guest: (2151 days ago)
you can toast other things too.. like poptarts and bagels. dumbass.
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you can toast other things too.. like poptarts and bagels. dumbass.
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Guest: Scott (2298 days ago)
technically you can heat hot water, mostly used in heating industrial usage hot water, such as the hot water supply at hotels, those storage tanks are heated by recirculated hot water, heated to 180 degrees.
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technically you can heat hot water, mostly used in heating industrial usage hot water, such as the hot water supply at hotels, those storage tanks are heated by recirculated hot water, heated to 180 degrees.
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Guest: (2247 days ago)
Do u really think they are heating water up to then reheat it? RETARD@!!!
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Do u really think they are heating water up to then reheat it? RETARD@!!!
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Guest: (2231 days ago)
Can't heat hot water? Lol, so I can't heat water past, say 70 degrees? How do I get it to boil? Dumbass.
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Can't heat hot water? Lol, so I can't heat water past, say 70 degrees? How do I get it to boil? Dumbass.
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Guest: (2000 days ago)
lol!
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lol!
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Guest: Nigguh (2249 days ago)
All of you people sound really stupid..
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All of you people sound really stupid..
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Guest: haha (2248 days ago)
lol^^
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lol^^
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Guest: BoredDeployedMarine (2237 days ago)
okay the questions made me laugh but the convo in the comments made me laugh harder "why isnt it a breader" lmfao!! ohhmann i needed that thank you(:
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okay the questions made me laugh but the convo in the comments made me laugh harder "why isnt it a breader" lmfao!! ohhmann i needed that thank you(:
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Guest: (2160 days ago)
totally agree some people just seem to like tearing other peoples ideas apart for no reason at all. They make ridiculous stipulations and try and pass them off as the truth even when other logical paths lead in differing directions. The attacks on religion was the most shocking in my opinion. This culture has gone from a more faith minded culture to a far more hostile and atheist one. Just because you don't believe in religion doesn't mean you should smear something so important in some peoples lives. Why is it so hard so show respect to other people? Is it really that hard to place yourself in someone elses position? If anything this entire page completely epitomizes the few forming culture of criticism and lack of caring. It's so much easier to criticize someones work and ideas then it is to put forth your own. Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. I don't really care if you people tear this apart too, I'm probably never going to see this again, but I just thought I'd let some no most of you know how immature you really are. How narrow minded you are. Maybe it's time for some of you to gain some introspective in your lives. Just a suggestion which I doubt you will listen to but I you can't say I didn't tell you later down the road.
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totally agree some people just seem to like tearing other peoples ideas apart for no reason at all. They make ridiculous stipulations and try and pass them off as the truth even when other logical paths lead in differing directions. The attacks on religion was the most shocking in my opinion. This culture has gone from a more faith minded culture to a far more hostile and atheist one. Just because you don't believe in religion doesn't mean you should smear something so important in some peoples lives. Why is it so hard so show respect to other people? Is it really that hard to place yourself in someone elses position? If anything this entire page completely epitomizes the few forming culture of criticism and lack of caring. It's so much easier to criticize someones work and ideas then it is to put forth your own. Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. I don't really care if you people tear this apart too, I'm probably never going to see this again, but I just thought I'd let some no most of you know how immature you really are. How narrow minded you are. Maybe it's time for some of you to gain some introspective in your lives. Just a suggestion which I doubt you will listen to but I you can't say I didn't tell you later down the road.
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Guest: BOMBMECCA (2152 days ago)
it all the god fearing nutters who go ripping other religious bods & killing each other over myths & fairy storys, your the most narrow preaching minded of them all,, SAD FOOL
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it all the god fearing nutters who go ripping other religious bods & killing each other over myths & fairy storys, your the most narrow preaching minded of them all,, SAD FOOL
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Guest: Idiot? ^^ (1936 days ago)
Is this why your Guestname is 'BOMBMECCA'? Tard.
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Is this why your Guestname is 'BOMBMECCA'? Tard.
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Guest: Jay (2237 days ago)
agreed heh
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agreed heh
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Guest: bigdummy (2335 days ago)
these are the dumbest questions I've ever seen.
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these are the dumbest questions I've ever seen.
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Guest: Bill Lindsay UK (1798 days ago)
I was thinking that too; then I remembered that last night I dreamed I was awake and when I woke up - I was still asleep ...
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I was thinking that too; then I remembered that last night I dreamed I was awake and when I woke up - I was still asleep ...
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Guest: Gram (2515 days ago)
Why do women have a pair of panties but only one bra?
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Why do women have a pair of panties but only one bra?
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Guest: Herpaderp (2232 days ago)
Reading that gave me an intense urge to masturbate.
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Reading that gave me an intense urge to masturbate.
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Guest: Won-derBra (2338 days ago)
Who the **** has only one bra? Are you stupid?
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Who the **** has only one bra? Are you stupid?
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Guest: god damn it (2269 days ago)
*******
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*******
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Guest: I think you're the stupid one (2337 days ago)
he means you call panties a pair of panties, but a bra has two cups but you call it a bra.
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he means you call panties a pair of panties, but a bra has two cups but you call it a bra.
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Guest: (1679 days ago)
Bra is singular, yet panties is plural LOL
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Bra is singular, yet panties is plural LOL
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Guest: stretch (2308 days ago)
who the **** doesnt understand this? are you stupid?
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who the **** doesnt understand this? are you stupid?
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Guest: scope (2172 days ago)
i found a blonde!
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i found a blonde!
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Guest: Chris (2339 days ago)
Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway??
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Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway??
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Guest: indira (2983 days ago)
because we are ape like, not evolved from apes....and yes that pluto goofey thing is ****** up.
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because we are ape like, not evolved from apes....and yes that pluto goofey thing is ****** up.
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Guest: anthro major (2263 days ago)
We ARE apes. And there has always been many species of ape. We happen to be on one branch of the evolutionary tree while the other living apes are on other branches.
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We ARE apes. And there has always been many species of ape. We happen to be on one branch of the evolutionary tree while the other living apes are on other branches.
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Guest: gaga (2602 days ago)
i dont care with you ****
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i dont care with you ****
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Guest: Rob (2248 days ago)
yeah? You know this because you studied it?
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yeah? You know this because you studied it?
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Guest: Ape (2338 days ago)
Exactly, apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor, but we all stem away from the same branch... Oh, forget it. this is too complicated for your small brain!
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Exactly, apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor, but we all stem away from the same branch... Oh, forget it. this is too complicated for your small brain!
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Guest: hlm0123 (2329 days ago)
Exactly! Probably written by a creationist - they struggle to understand the basic concepts of evolution!
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Exactly! Probably written by a creationist - they struggle to understand the basic concepts of evolution!
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Guest: ... (2326 days ago)
Basic concepts that have no SOLID evidence? Yeah, as far as I'm concerned evolution is as much a belief as any religion.
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Basic concepts that have no SOLID evidence? Yeah, as far as I'm concerned evolution is as much a belief as any religion.
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Guest: cthulhu (2323 days ago)
No solid evidence? Really? Seriously? Even for a troll, you're terrible.
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No solid evidence? Really? Seriously? Even for a troll, you're terrible.
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Guest: Sigh... (2325 days ago)
And again... Stupid people are stupid...
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And again... Stupid people are stupid...
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Guest: Agnostic (2318 days ago)
Why couldn't GOD have started the initial spark of life, and then let evolution do the rest of the "hard" work :-)
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Why couldn't GOD have started the initial spark of life, and then let evolution do the rest of the "hard" work :-)
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Guest: Atheist (2242 days ago)
I don't know a single Agnostic who would honestly provide "god" as a reason for creation. That's not the point of Agnosticism. Nice try, though.
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I don't know a single Agnostic who would honestly provide "god" as a reason for creation. That's not the point of Agnosticism. Nice try, though.
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Guest: >:( (2317 days ago)
All you people are taking this shit way too literal. This was basically here for you to read and possibly get a little giggle from it, not for you to criticize all the questions existence. Also why does it matter if humans are descendants of apes or if God created both in two different ways? Why are you criticizing someone for what they believe? Just leave that shit alone and just get a little giggle out of this all.
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All you people are taking this shit way too literal. This was basically here for you to read and possibly get a little giggle from it, not for you to criticize all the questions existence. Also why does it matter if humans are descendants of apes or if God created both in two different ways? Why are you criticizing someone for what they believe? Just leave that shit alone and just get a little giggle out of this all.
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Guest: biology Phd (2230 days ago)
because their beliefs are completely wrong. evolution has incredible proof. it is irrefutable and ******* idiots like all of you are the reason the world is at war. and for all you smart asses who think they know shit about evolution. we have evolved from apes through a process of spatial speciation which simply means a group of apes was physically separated from the other apes and accumulated enough mutation for them to become sexually isolated and be incapable of having viable offspring with any individual not belonging to that small group of apes. and if you don't believe in mutation you ******* moron then go to a ******* biology lab and let us show it to you LIVE. oh btw you douche-bags you don't believe in cancer?? well its a ******* mutation.
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because their beliefs are completely wrong. evolution has incredible proof. it is irrefutable and ******* idiots like all of you are the reason the world is at war. and for all you smart asses who think they know shit about evolution. we have evolved from apes through a process of spatial speciation which simply means a group of apes was physically separated from the other apes and accumulated enough mutation for them to become sexually isolated and be incapable of having viable offspring with any individual not belonging to that small group of apes. and if you don't believe in mutation you ******* moron then go to a ******* biology lab and let us show it to you LIVE. oh btw you douche-bags you don't believe in cancer?? well its a ******* mutation.
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Guest: Owen (2133 days ago)
I don't know why but whenever someone rants on about evolution it reminds me of that south park episode. You know the one (coz I sure as $hit can't remember the name of it)
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I don't know why but whenever someone rants on about evolution it reminds me of that south park episode. You know the one (coz I sure as $hit can't remember the name of it)
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Guest: (2160 days ago)
Darwin.........yeah
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Darwin.........yeah
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Guest: Nyan Cat (2231 days ago)
Actually there's lots of solid evidence, literally. Bones... tons of them. And however small the amount of evidence for evolution, there's even less for existence of god. Better an educated and supported theory than a complete shot in the dark.
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Actually there's lots of solid evidence, literally. Bones... tons of them. And however small the amount of evidence for evolution, there's even less for existence of god. Better an educated and supported theory than a complete shot in the dark.
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Guest: biology101 (2311 days ago)
Modern Evolution is a theory. A scientific theory. and what differentiates science from religion is that scientists agree that a scientific theory, even a very strong one, can be at any given moment proven wrong. As a matter of fact no scientific theory can ever be proven. it can only be used to expain and predict different natural phenomena. And regarding evolutiobn it has both explained and predicted many natural phenomena and therefore is considered one of the most important scientific theories of today.
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Modern Evolution is a theory. A scientific theory. and what differentiates science from religion is that scientists agree that a scientific theory, even a very strong one, can be at any given moment proven wrong. As a matter of fact no scientific theory can ever be proven. it can only be used to expain and predict different natural phenomena. And regarding evolutiobn it has both explained and predicted many natural phenomena and therefore is considered one of the most important scientific theories of today.
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Guest: Rob (2248 days ago)
Is your brain bigger because you believe in evolution? And if it is, does that make it more capable? I think the answer is "no" to both of those questions.
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Is your brain bigger because you believe in evolution? And if it is, does that make it more capable? I think the answer is "no" to both of those questions.
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Guest: markmmm (2324 days ago)
I agree that this concept of common ancestry is too complicated for the ignorant (I don't mean to be pejorative with this term as it is grammatically correct in this context) so I often use the argument that the reason there are still apes is because we evolved from the apes that left the jungle, not the apes that stayed in the jungle. Those apes evolved differently and that's why those apes remain so apelike. If you think about it, this is essentially why there are still Europeans in spite of the fact that so many Americans came from there.
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I agree that this concept of common ancestry is too complicated for the ignorant (I don't mean to be pejorative with this term as it is grammatically correct in this context) so I often use the argument that the reason there are still apes is because we evolved from the apes that left the jungle, not the apes that stayed in the jungle. Those apes evolved differently and that's why those apes remain so apelike. If you think about it, this is essentially why there are still Europeans in spite of the fact that so many Americans came from there.
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Guest: ?????? (2322 days ago)
well if we evolved from apes. then how come I've never seen the evolving stage. you see the ape then the human. no in-between. no half ape half human. doesn't make any since.
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well if we evolved from apes. then how come I've never seen the evolving stage. you see the ape then the human. no in-between. no half ape half human. doesn't make any since.
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Guest: high (2251 days ago)
your ******* retarded. you dont even deserve an explanation of this.
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your ******* retarded. you dont even deserve an explanation of this.
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*You're
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*You're
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Guest: Reason (2322 days ago)
First of all, fossilization is extremely rare and relies on the specimen being covered by sedimentary rock (or a couple other methods occasionally), you can look it up on Wikipedia if you'd like a better understanding of it. For this reason it is difficult to see many of the "in between" stages of evolution because they are so short lived (geologically speaking, of course). If, however, you really don't think there are ANY in-between stages at all between humans and the last common ancestor we have with the great apes, I would consider looking at LINK and studying all of the pre-homosapien stages of evolution that led up to our being. If you haven't done the research, then by definition you are ignorant and I suggest educating yourself before you say something stupid again on some random web page you stumbled upon.
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First of all, fossilization is extremely rare and relies on the specimen being covered by sedimentary rock (or a couple other methods occasionally), you can look it up on Wikipedia if you'd like a better understanding of it. For this reason it is difficult to see many of the "in between" stages of evolution because they are so short lived (geologically speaking, of course). If, however, you really don't think there are ANY in-between stages at all between humans and the last common ancestor we have with the great apes, I would consider looking at LINK and studying all of the pre-homosapien stages of evolution that led up to our being. If you haven't done the research, then by definition you are ignorant and I suggest educating yourself before you say something stupid again on some random web page you stumbled upon.
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Guest: Phizzi (2262 days ago)
Maybe the reason he can't see them is because he's too far away, but in general the evidence does exist and is good. There are several examples in the anthropological record of near-human apes, and several of the apes are VERY human like: enough so that they are able to use computers and produce generally good results in clinical tests for human medical treatments. Of course, we avoid this question because it tends to raise the much more uncomfortable moral question of whether it is okay to raise something that is nearly human for the sole purpose of testing to see how much toxicity it can withstand before it dies, and then the larger question of whether it's okay to raise animals just to kill them. Even though humans are perfectly capable of answering this question in a simple ethical way (we can now do tests on grown human organs, and can live healthy and enjoyable lives without animal products) we are too hung up on cultural norms to feel comfortable answering these questions and so pretend the evidence doesn't exist. After all, it's a lot easier to copy your parents than to admit you are wrong and change your behavior.
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Maybe the reason he can't see them is because he's too far away, but in general the evidence does exist and is good. There are several examples in the anthropological record of near-human apes, and several of the apes are VERY human like: enough so that they are able to use computers and produce generally good results in clinical tests for human medical treatments. Of course, we avoid this question because it tends to raise the much more uncomfortable moral question of whether it is okay to raise something that is nearly human for the sole purpose of testing to see how much toxicity it can withstand before it dies, and then the larger question of whether it's okay to raise animals just to kill them. Even though humans are perfectly capable of answering this question in a simple ethical way (we can now do tests on grown human organs, and can live healthy and enjoyable lives without animal products) we are too hung up on cultural norms to feel comfortable answering these questions and so pretend the evidence doesn't exist. After all, it's a lot easier to copy your parents than to admit you are wrong and change your behavior.
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Guest: Poe (2240 days ago)
TL;DR
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TL;DR
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Guest: dick butter tree (2238 days ago)
titty sprinkles
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titty sprinkles
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Guest: anon (2322 days ago)
I'm sorry but while a bunch of these are funny, there are more that are completely idiotic and annoyed me to read. IE: ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune because it uses a perfect 5th interval to create a catchy melody making the songs easier to remember. Star Wars theme starts out with the same interval, as do many other songs. Ponder this: How much harder would it be to teach young children the Alphabet if we taught it in monotone?
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I'm sorry but while a bunch of these are funny, there are more that are completely idiotic and annoyed me to read. IE: ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune because it uses a perfect 5th interval to create a catchy melody making the songs easier to remember. Star Wars theme starts out with the same interval, as do many other songs. Ponder this: How much harder would it be to teach young children the Alphabet if we taught it in monotone?
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Guest: Trio (2315 days ago)
I vote we change it up and teach kids the alphabet in 11/8 time signature (for example, Wax Simulacra). More interesting, though kids would probably go mental trying to sing it :P
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I vote we change it up and teach kids the alphabet in 11/8 time signature (for example, Wax Simulacra). More interesting, though kids would probably go mental trying to sing it :P
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Guest: GUEST (2301 days ago)
actually not that difficult. Music rings within the body which is why perfect fifth is one of many melodies. meanwhile the children learning the song is just repeated instruction and has nothing to do with pitch (although teaching it in monotone would suck quite a bit)
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actually not that difficult. Music rings within the body which is why perfect fifth is one of many melodies. meanwhile the children learning the song is just repeated instruction and has nothing to do with pitch (although teaching it in monotone would suck quite a bit)
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Guest: hello? (1899 days ago)
i was never taught the alphabet in a tune, i dont know anyone outside of america who did. it isnt that hard, as young children learn quickly.
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i was never taught the alphabet in a tune, i dont know anyone outside of america who did. it isnt that hard, as young children learn quickly.
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Guest: Ben (2277 days ago)
Nope, the Star Wars theme starts with a perfect 4th. Nice try though.
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Nope, the Star Wars theme starts with a perfect 4th. Nice try though.
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Guest: O-Bass (2236 days ago)
Actually, you're wrong. it's a perfect Fifth. listen to it again ;)
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Actually, you're wrong. it's a perfect Fifth. listen to it again ;)
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Guest: (2827 days ago)
If we're descended from apes, how come they're still around ?
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If we're descended from apes, how come they're still around ?
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Guest: The Dude (2583 days ago)
Common ancestor shared by both humans and apes.
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Common ancestor shared by both humans and apes.
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Guest: anthropologist (2466 days ago)
Humans *are* apes. Take a primatology or anthro 101 course.
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Humans *are* apes. Take a primatology or anthro 101 course.
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Guest: (2456 days ago)
Read the bible
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Read the bible
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Guest: (2315 days ago)
hahaha win!
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hahaha win!
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Guest: Say what? (2072 days ago)
yes, just as credible as college accredited classes. May as well read the Quran or Torah, they cover the same topics
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yes, just as credible as college accredited classes. May as well read the Quran or Torah, they cover the same topics
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Guest: you're all idiots (2051 days ago)
I'm sorry, but saying "read the bible" in a logic dispute is like asking Helen Keller...anything. It's literally the worst place to get an answer. (I know I'm probably going to hell. but again, not real)
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I'm sorry, but saying "read the bible" in a logic dispute is like asking Helen Keller...anything. It's literally the worst place to get an answer. (I know I'm probably going to hell. but again, not real)
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Guest: YouFakeDick (2338 days ago)
No we're not. you definitely didn't attend your anthro classes. and you are definitely not an anthropologist.
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No we're not. you definitely didn't attend your anthro classes. and you are definitely not an anthropologist.
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Guest: you are an idiot (2336 days ago)
yes, we are. LINK
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yes, we are. LINK
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Guest: O rly? (2325 days ago)
Wikipedia is not a credible source...
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Wikipedia is not a credible source...
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Guest: duh (1804 days ago)
Wikipedia articles list sources... Those are what you read up on and cite.
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Wikipedia articles list sources... Those are what you read up on and cite.
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Guest: markmmm (2324 days ago)
Actually, Wikipedia has been studied by numerous Universities and it's generally considered very credible. The problem is that it's reality based and this therefore makes it the bane of people like creationists and Faux News viewers.
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Actually, Wikipedia has been studied by numerous Universities and it's generally considered very credible. The problem is that it's reality based and this therefore makes it the bane of people like creationists and Faux News viewers.
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Guest: Ian (2314 days ago)
No credible university accepts wikipedia as a reference point, but it is useful to get a vague grasp of something before doing research. Incidentally, this ape/human arguement is silly :P we are in the same family tree as monkeys and apes, but we never used to be as they are today.
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No credible university accepts wikipedia as a reference point, but it is useful to get a vague grasp of something before doing research. Incidentally, this ape/human arguement is silly :P we are in the same family tree as monkeys and apes, but we never used to be as they are today.
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Guest: Phizzi (2262 days ago)
Most universities, however, accept the Journal articles referenced in many Wikipedia articles as credible sources. As a teacher, I actually encourage students to use wikipedia as a way to find credible sources - after teaching them what a credible source actually looks like (even in college a lot of people don't really understand what a credible source is though, and even after all that you should probably have more than one credible source to really say you know something). Since that's a lot of work to expect from most people, it's enough to hope that they will go read wikipedia and at least be getting more reliable information than most news agencies provide.
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Most universities, however, accept the Journal articles referenced in many Wikipedia articles as credible sources. As a teacher, I actually encourage students to use wikipedia as a way to find credible sources - after teaching them what a credible source actually looks like (even in college a lot of people don't really understand what a credible source is though, and even after all that you should probably have more than one credible source to really say you know something). Since that's a lot of work to expect from most people, it's enough to hope that they will go read wikipedia and at least be getting more reliable information than most news agencies provide.
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Guest: Arielle (2236 days ago)
Thank you for not being retarded.
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Thank you for not being retarded.
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Guest: Wutnoww??? (2238 days ago)
more like DIFFERENT FAMILY!!! HOOOOOOO
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more like DIFFERENT FAMILY!!! HOOOOOOO
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Guest: (2160 days ago)
ummm pretty sure were aren't look at the scientific name...yeah definitely not the same, similar, but not the same
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ummm pretty sure were aren't look at the scientific name...yeah definitely not the same, similar, but not the same
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Guest: anthropologists need not apply (2135 days ago)
As an evolutionary biologist I can confidently confirm for you that humans did NOT evolve from apes, but rather from a common ancestor from which apes also evolved. There is a HUGE distinction.
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As an evolutionary biologist I can confidently confirm for you that humans did NOT evolve from apes, but rather from a common ancestor from which apes also evolved. There is a HUGE distinction.
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Guest: zac (1992 days ago)
so u are claiming that you are an apes..you are one of them..lol
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so u are claiming that you are an apes..you are one of them..lol
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Guest: **** america (2295 days ago)
clearly there are a handful of quite intelligent people that would research and debate moot points on a page on the internet intended for the blissfully ignorant, innocent, or stoned rather than go get a productive job in society.
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clearly there are a handful of quite intelligent people that would research and debate moot points on a page on the internet intended for the blissfully ignorant, innocent, or stoned rather than go get a productive job in society.
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Guest: sandara (2602 days ago)
just love god and thank him
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just love god and thank him
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