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Best Bar Mitzvah speech

Best Bar Mitzvah speech

Brave coming-of-age ceremony speech, questions some biblical stories and the entire god thing

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Guest: BremboDaLegend (4134 days ago)
Well done, he has got alot of courge, fare deuce to him
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Well done, he has got alot of courge, fare deuce to him
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Guest: (4101 days ago)
You've got balls kid... ... ... i like balls.
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You've got balls kid... ... ... i like balls.
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Guest: fgffg (4087 days ago)
someone wrote that for him...hes a young jerry siendfeld
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someone wrote that for him...hes a young jerry siendfeld
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Guest: Tom (4540 days ago)
Isn't that Howard Stern? He's obviously still pissed about his circumcision.
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Isn't that Howard Stern? He's obviously still pissed about his circumcision.
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Guest: (4070 days ago)
i was expecting his voice to break mid speach
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i was expecting his voice to break mid speach
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Guest: (4103 days ago)
God revealed Himself to me and now I trust in Him.
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God revealed Himself to me and now I trust in Him.
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Guest: (4040 days ago)
Latest comment: was it in a dream? cos then it probably was a dream. Was it by a voice in your head? Then get yourself checked out by a psychiatrist.
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Latest comment: was it in a dream? cos then it probably was a dream. Was it by a voice in your head? Then get yourself checked out by a psychiatrist.
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guziel123 guziel123 (4096 days ago)
God is happiness and sadness. All human emotion really. If god is a real entity is not necessary because we are all sons and daughters of God. That is why a proper name for God is irrelevant. Life death sickness health are all one.
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God is happiness and sadness. All human emotion really. If god is a real entity is not necessary because we are all sons and daughters of God. That is why a proper name for God is irrelevant. Life death sickness health are all one.
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Guest: Merl De Clerc (4074 days ago)
y'know it'd be nice if I could go onto the web without having some FCKIN KIKE JEW FRO SHOWING IT DOWN MY FROAT! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY ARE TRY TO CONQUEST THE ME THROUGH THERE MEDIA OUTLETS, WHY CANT I watch it in peace, huh?
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y'know it'd be nice if I could go onto the web without having some FCKIN KIKE JEW FRO SHOWING IT DOWN MY FROAT! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY ARE TRY TO CONQUEST THE ME THROUGH THERE MEDIA OUTLETS, WHY CANT I watch it in peace, huh?
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Guest: Guest (4072 days ago)
Why did you click on a video with this title then? Did you think "Best Bar Mitzvah Speech Ever" was going to be highlights from an Arian rally?
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Why did you click on a video with this title then? Did you think "Best Bar Mitzvah Speech Ever" was going to be highlights from an Arian rally?
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Guest: (4049 days ago)
HAHA!!
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HAHA!!
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Guest: paxo (4165 days ago)
your bound to be a bit bitter when they just cut the end off your cock.
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your bound to be a bit bitter when they just cut the end off your cock.
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Guest: (4098 days ago)
true dat
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true dat
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Guest: (4081 days ago)
First, he wasn't bitter at all, and second, he was circumcised shortly after birth. Thirteen years later isn't "just happened."
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First, he wasn't bitter at all, and second, he was circumcised shortly after birth. Thirteen years later isn't "just happened."
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flingthecow flingthecow (4540 days ago)
The Rabbi was funny.
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The Rabbi was funny.
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Guest: Derek (4088 days ago)
A lot of common sense for some one so young I applaud you
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A lot of common sense for some one so young I applaud you
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Guest: (4098 days ago)
You don't need to believe in God to act morally, you just need to act as you imagine God would want you to if he existed. True, true.
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You don't need to believe in God to act morally, you just need to act as you imagine God would want you to if he existed. True, true.
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Guest: Spacepope (4040 days ago)
At my confirmation I also said I didn't believe in God (which kind of defeats the point of the confirmation, but whatever) only I wasn't as funny as this kid.
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At my confirmation I also said I didn't believe in God (which kind of defeats the point of the confirmation, but whatever) only I wasn't as funny as this kid.
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flingthecow flingthecow (4540 days ago)
Funny.
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Funny.
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