LYRICS:

One, two, one two three four
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can set them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)
This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve
Which makes it great for noobs
It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)

Your mom loves it
Mine does too
Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)

Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (SING!)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA

Here is a trick I have learned
To avoid getting burned
When you piss off your chick

If you sing this on key,
Immediately shell forget that you're a dick (Try it!)

LA LA LA LA (Im still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?)
LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)

Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
If you love it, you probably have a uterus!
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What if Tetris had lyrics

What if Tetris had lyrics

Trying to communicate that women like the game a lot.

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Guest: Guest (4333 days ago)
Sexist Bitch! There i said it! I dont like it but i am a female! I think it is borin!
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Sexist Bitch! There i said it! I dont like it but i am a female! I think it is borin!
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Guest: Jack (4333 days ago)
Works with Sims too!
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Works with Sims too!
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Guest: smokey mcpot (4333 days ago)
re: lamb will you marry me?!
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re: lamb will you marry me?!
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Belgian Belgian (4332 days ago)
Latest comment: I thought it was pretty good actually. I like the dainty brain part.
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Latest comment: I thought it was pretty good actually. I like the dainty brain part.
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Guest: lamb (4333 days ago)
im female and thought it was funny! well i had smoked a spliff lol :)
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im female and thought it was funny! well i had smoked a spliff lol :)
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (4334 days ago)
could have been better but some of the lyrics were quite good. a bit late though...was'nt this the first ever game. p.s i know it was'nt the first ever game.
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could have been better but some of the lyrics were quite good. a bit late though...was'nt this the first ever game. p.s i know it was'nt the first ever game.
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