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Cypeq Cypeq (4221 days ago)
nothing proves intelect like debate with urself you allways know who is the smartest guy in the room... btw. theory of evolution nowhere pointed that humans evolved from monkeys.... as far as i know it states that we evolved from less inteligent and more furry humans...
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nothing proves intelect like debate with urself you allways know who is the smartest guy in the room... btw. theory of evolution nowhere pointed that humans evolved from monkeys.... as far as i know it states that we evolved from less inteligent and more furry humans...
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
The word God means Almighty or all powerfull. Yah as in Yah Veh means Eternal....work it out!
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The word God means Almighty or all powerfull. Yah as in Yah Veh means Eternal....work it out!
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Guest: Becoming Angrier (4229 days ago)
I'm obviously not condoning this abhorrent display of Christian fundamentalism, but If you're really ignorant enough to think that's how we all are, you have to go think about your own ideals. Preferably in someplace private where not everyone has to hear your complaints.
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I'm obviously not condoning this abhorrent display of Christian fundamentalism, but If you're really ignorant enough to think that's how we all are, you have to go think about your own ideals. Preferably in someplace private where not everyone has to hear your complaints.
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Guest: christfullest (3041 days ago)
Latest comment: Dear Friends, Please take time to read all that is written here!!! This is for your info and please share this to all your friends with or without e-mail... Thank you and God bless... DO YOU KNOW THAT BILL GATES' REAL NAME IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES III? HIS OFFICIAL REAL NAME NOW IS BILL GATES III. SO WHAT'S SO EERIE ABOUT THIS NAME? OK, IF YOU TAKE ALL THE LETTERS IN BILL GATES III AND THEN CONVERT IT IN ASCIII CODE (American Standard Code for Information and Interchange) AND THEN ADD UP ALL THE NUMBERS YOU WILL GET 666 WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!! SICK!!! COINCIDENCE HUH? NOPE. TAKE WINDOWS 95 AND DO THE SAME PROCEDURE AND YOU WILL GET 666, TOO! AND THE SAME GOES FOR MS-DOS 6.31!!! SICKO, RIGHT!!! OK THAT'S THE FIRST PART. NOW FOR THE SECOND PART... FOR THOSE FELLOWS WHO STILL HAVE THE OLD EXCEL '95 (NOT OFFICE '97) TRY THIS OUT: 1. Open a new file; 2. Scroll down until you see row 95; 3. Click on the Row 95 button, this will highlight the whole row; 4. Press tab to move to the second column; 5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about microsoft excel; 6. press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously; 7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR WITH TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS... This is eerie ... it has doom style format and you can walk around the hall ... and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls... 8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE EXCELKFA... this will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off... when you get to the end you will see something really eerie.. At this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified this point... it's really an eye-opener. It could be a joke by MS Programmers or is it really? Wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates is "The AntiChrist." After all, it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. Bill Gates definitely has that kind of power in his hands. More than 80% pf the world's computers run on Windows and Dos (including those at Pentagon!) If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like the Hall of Tortured Souls) that can give him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over the world, etc... all from his headquarters isn't a far-off reality! Just using Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. perhaps the endtimes are near and this is just the tip of the iceberg! "HE ALSO FORCED EVERYONE, SMALL AND GREAT, RICH AND POOR, FREE AND SLAVE, TO RECEIVE A MARK ON HIS RIGHT HAND OR ON HIS FOREHEAD, SO THAT NO ONE COULD BUY OR SELL UNLESS HE HAD THE MARK, WHICH IS THE NAME OF THE BEAST OR THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME. THIS CALLS FOR WISDOW. IF ANYONE HAS INSIGHT, LET HIM CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, FOR IT IS MAN'S NUMBER. HIS NUMBER IS 666...." - Revelations 13: 16-18 This is an e-mail for us to think about... The Bible, in the Book of Revelations says, without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc..... and... the question boggling us is whether Internet is now a necessity in doing business?? The Internet also bears the sign... Note that the internet is also commony known as the World Wide Web or WWW... One way to write WWW is V/ (VI): WWW V/ V/ V/ 666 Something to ponder upon, right? Isn't it that everything's going towards the Internet? Isn't it that Microsoft is always on the move to have monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet... Revelations also say that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's hand and one's forehead... Of the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast, aren't we all starting to carry it in our hands and foreheads??? Screens (foreheads) and mouse (hands)??? Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild?? Remember, THE DEVIL CAME TO CHEAT, STEAL, AND TO DESTROY... SO BE VIGILANT! About Bill Gates and Microsoft: Proof that Bill Gates is the devil: The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means order of the third (3rd). In converting the letters of his current name to ASCII- VALUES: B - 66 I - 73 L - 76 L - 76 G - 71 A - 65 T - 84 E - 69 S - 83 I - 1 I - 1 I - 1 ------- 666 ------- THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL.... We might ask, How did Bill Gates get so powerful??? Coincidence?? or... Is it the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? To agree or to disagree on the WWW or the beast is not the argument... What if WWW is 666 or Bill Gates the Beast? What will you do? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates? Shut down all Windows 95 forever? It will not do you any good.... A Christian friend of mine had sent this to me and I feel the urge to share the same to all of you... I am not convincing anyone to believe whatever is written here... who am I to judge anyway? But let us all think about this and pray.... pray really hard for God's guidance and intervention... Never stop believing! God bless us all!
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Latest comment: Dear Friends, Please take time to read all that is written here!!! This is for your info and please share this to all your friends with or without e-mail... Thank you and God bless... DO YOU KNOW THAT BILL GATES' REAL NAME IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES III? HIS OFFICIAL REAL NAME NOW IS BILL GATES III. SO WHAT'S SO EERIE ABOUT THIS NAME? OK, IF YOU TAKE ALL THE LETTERS IN BILL GATES III AND THEN CONVERT IT IN ASCIII CODE (American Standard Code for Information and Interchange) AND THEN ADD UP ALL THE NUMBERS YOU WILL GET 666 WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!! SICK!!! COINCIDENCE HUH? NOPE. TAKE WINDOWS 95 AND DO THE SAME PROCEDURE AND YOU WILL GET 666, TOO! AND THE SAME GOES FOR MS-DOS 6.31!!! SICKO, RIGHT!!! OK THAT'S THE FIRST PART. NOW FOR THE SECOND PART... FOR THOSE FELLOWS WHO STILL HAVE THE OLD EXCEL '95 (NOT OFFICE '97) TRY THIS OUT: 1. Open a new file; 2. Scroll down until you see row 95; 3. Click on the Row 95 button, this will highlight the whole row; 4. Press tab to move to the second column; 5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about microsoft excel; 6. press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously; 7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR WITH TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS... This is eerie ... it has doom style format and you can walk around the hall ... and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls... 8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE EXCELKFA... this will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off... when you get to the end you will see something really eerie.. At this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified this point... it's really an eye-opener. It could be a joke by MS Programmers or is it really? Wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates is "The AntiChrist." After all, it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. Bill Gates definitely has that kind of power in his hands. More than 80% pf the world's computers run on Windows and Dos (including those at Pentagon!) If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like the Hall of Tortured Souls) that can give him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over the world, etc... all from his headquarters isn't a far-off reality! Just using Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. perhaps the endtimes are near and this is just the tip of the iceberg! "HE ALSO FORCED EVERYONE, SMALL AND GREAT, RICH AND POOR, FREE AND SLAVE, TO RECEIVE A MARK ON HIS RIGHT HAND OR ON HIS FOREHEAD, SO THAT NO ONE COULD BUY OR SELL UNLESS HE HAD THE MARK, WHICH IS THE NAME OF THE BEAST OR THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME. THIS CALLS FOR WISDOW. IF ANYONE HAS INSIGHT, LET HIM CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, FOR IT IS MAN'S NUMBER. HIS NUMBER IS 666...." - Revelations 13: 16-18 This is an e-mail for us to think about... The Bible, in the Book of Revelations says, without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc..... and... the question boggling us is whether Internet is now a necessity in doing business?? The Internet also bears the sign... Note that the internet is also commony known as the World Wide Web or WWW... One way to write WWW is V/ (VI): WWW V/ V/ V/ 666 Something to ponder upon, right? Isn't it that everything's going towards the Internet? Isn't it that Microsoft is always on the move to have monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet... Revelations also say that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's hand and one's forehead... Of the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast, aren't we all starting to carry it in our hands and foreheads??? Screens (foreheads) and mouse (hands)??? Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild?? Remember, THE DEVIL CAME TO CHEAT, STEAL, AND TO DESTROY... SO BE VIGILANT! About Bill Gates and Microsoft: Proof that Bill Gates is the devil: The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means order of the third (3rd). In converting the letters of his current name to ASCII- VALUES: B - 66 I - 73 L - 76 L - 76 G - 71 A - 65 T - 84 E - 69 S - 83 I - 1 I - 1 I - 1 ------- 666 ------- THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL.... We might ask, How did Bill Gates get so powerful??? Coincidence?? or... Is it the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? To agree or to disagree on the WWW or the beast is not the argument... What if WWW is 666 or Bill Gates the Beast? What will you do? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates? Shut down all Windows 95 forever? It will not do you any good.... A Christian friend of mine had sent this to me and I feel the urge to share the same to all of you... I am not convincing anyone to believe whatever is written here... who am I to judge anyway? But let us all think about this and pray.... pray really hard for God's guidance and intervention... Never stop believing! God bless us all!
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Guest: Aztec (4229 days ago)
"I wanted to watch the gay men f**king". I have heard loads of atheists mothers say that. Those atheist mums are so freaky naughty!!!!
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"I wanted to watch the gay men f**king". I have heard loads of atheists mothers say that. Those atheist mums are so freaky naughty!!!!
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Guest: andrew (4229 days ago)
Woohoo! Hookers, pot, abortions, gay voyerism and ritualistic sacrifice for everyone!!
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Woohoo! Hookers, pot, abortions, gay voyerism and ritualistic sacrifice for everyone!!
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glortman glortman (4229 days ago)
Okay, that was gold! Yeah, pretty disturbing that the text came from fundamentalist online forums, but the extreme comments of any group in isolation are always scarey.
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Okay, that was gold! Yeah, pretty disturbing that the text came from fundamentalist online forums, but the extreme comments of any group in isolation are always scarey.
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Juniper Juniper (4228 days ago)
Excuse me - I have to go and watch the two gay men in my bedroom.
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Excuse me - I have to go and watch the two gay men in my bedroom.
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
lol i found it funny but then at the end when they said it was word from word of some forum i raged
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lol i found it funny but then at the end when they said it was word from word of some forum i raged
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
Dimwits! Maybe the guy commenting on Dioxy Ribo Nucleo Acid should get an education to realize that your body in fact is made up, partially that is, by acid.
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Dimwits! Maybe the guy commenting on Dioxy Ribo Nucleo Acid should get an education to realize that your body in fact is made up, partially that is, by acid.
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Guest: Becoming Angry (4229 days ago)
If you honestly think that these men are the classic Americans, you should probably go get an education yourself. We landed on the moon first because we've got some of the, if not the best minds in the planet working in our country for mutual advancement.
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If you honestly think that these men are the classic Americans, you should probably go get an education yourself. We landed on the moon first because we've got some of the, if not the best minds in the planet working in our country for mutual advancement.
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Guest: h (4229 days ago)
I dobn't think it is fake. Go to some christian websites and take a look. Although this is definately not the norm, but you will find comments like it
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I dobn't think it is fake. Go to some christian websites and take a look. Although this is definately not the norm, but you will find comments like it
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Guest: poo (4229 days ago)
They had to get really smug actors in didn't they. Not that i agree with fundamentalist christians but this video is just stupid.
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They had to get really smug actors in didn't they. Not that i agree with fundamentalist christians but this video is just stupid.
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Guest: harry (4229 days ago)
ofcourse we do, but these comments should be non-existant!
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ofcourse we do, but these comments should be non-existant!
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
the guy with the hat is pretty funny! "DIE CHRISTIAN!"
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the guy with the hat is pretty funny! "DIE CHRISTIAN!"
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glortman glortman (4227 days ago)
Well, proud atheist, you are not doing a very good job of selling atheism as a bastion of intelligent thought.
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Well, proud atheist, you are not doing a very good job of selling atheism as a bastion of intelligent thought.
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
Fake
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Fake
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Guest: Ludo (4229 days ago)
Strawmen all.
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Strawmen all.
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
you lot realise these guys are enacting out 'choice' fundamentalists posts found online...
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you lot realise these guys are enacting out 'choice' fundamentalists posts found online...
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Guest: the godfather (4229 days ago)
So where does your "God" come from? Surely he didn't just appear, did he?
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So where does your "God" come from? Surely he didn't just appear, did he?
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Guest: Tweak (4229 days ago)
Clearly a pisstake. dont get wound up about it :) *waves*
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Clearly a pisstake. dont get wound up about it :) *waves*
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Guest: h (4228 days ago)
I wonder if the guys in this purposely dressed up to look like creepy fanatics.
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I wonder if the guys in this purposely dressed up to look like creepy fanatics.
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Guest: (4228 days ago)
People who believe in a God are ******* idiots, this video proves it. What stupid ******* arguments. I'm a proud atheist through and through
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People who believe in a God are ******* idiots, this video proves it. What stupid ******* arguments. I'm a proud atheist through and through
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Guest: (4229 days ago)
IAnd these are the average American christian youth -how did this MOFO nation ever manage to land on the moon. They are no different to muslin fundamentalists - stupid american, is this how you bring your kids up?
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IAnd these are the average American christian youth -how did this MOFO nation ever manage to land on the moon. They are no different to muslin fundamentalists - stupid american, is this how you bring your kids up?
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Guest: Andy (4229 days ago)
Americans landed on the moon first because they got to Werner Von Braun before the Russians did, at the end of WW2.
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Americans landed on the moon first because they got to Werner Von Braun before the Russians did, at the end of WW2.
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Guest: Lucifer (4229 days ago)
If all Christians were like that I'd gladly nail them to a wooden X, after I'd finished with the Hooker, obviously! Million year old Monkey was a classic, loved that. I remember when I was little, swinging from a tree, eating bananas! happy days
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If all Christians were like that I'd gladly nail them to a wooden X, after I'd finished with the Hooker, obviously! Million year old Monkey was a classic, loved that. I remember when I was little, swinging from a tree, eating bananas! happy days
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Guest: guest (4229 days ago)
This is the funniest and most terrifying shit I've ever seen
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This is the funniest and most terrifying shit I've ever seen
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Guest: Aztec (4228 days ago)
Juniper you atheitst mums are just so duuuuurdeee! im off to smoke pot and have an abortion now. enjoy the gay men f**king, im sure it will rile up some prudish chreestians. There loss!!!!! GO ATHEISM!!!
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Juniper you atheitst mums are just so duuuuurdeee! im off to smoke pot and have an abortion now. enjoy the gay men f**king, im sure it will rile up some prudish chreestians. There loss!!!!! GO ATHEISM!!!
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Guest: Pot Smoking Atheitst (4228 days ago)
Damn ... they've found out about the hoods!
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Damn ... they've found out about the hoods!
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