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It's official, soccer is gay!

It's official, soccer is gay!

The Onion is relieved to report that soccer has at last come out and admitted it is gay. A proud day for football fans.

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Guest: (3752 days ago)
its called soccer not football. it is gay. how many clips exist of players acting like they got hurt and falling down trying to get a penalty. until the pansies stop doing that it is a gay sport. its boring to watch. its as entertaining as a nascar race. i would rather pull teeth out of my skull. and the country who invented the sport cant event beat the country that calls it gay.
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its called soccer not football. it is gay. how many clips exist of players acting like they got hurt and falling down trying to get a penalty. until the pansies stop doing that it is a gay sport. its boring to watch. its as entertaining as a nascar race. i would rather pull teeth out of my skull. and the country who invented the sport cant event beat the country that calls it gay.
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Guest: NeilH (3751 days ago)
I agree completely, and I'm European. The stupid diving and play-acting (Oooo... ref! I broke a fingernail!) makes me want to puke. And *nobody* seems to be able to explain to me if it's a physical contact game or NOT.
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I agree completely, and I'm European. The stupid diving and play-acting (Oooo... ref! I broke a fingernail!) makes me want to puke. And *nobody* seems to be able to explain to me if it's a physical contact game or NOT.
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3751 days ago)
I agree with the cheating side of things...makes me sick. Of course it is a contact sport...as long as you intend to, and get the ball before the player. You can break his leg as long as you get the ball.
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I agree with the cheating side of things...makes me sick. Of course it is a contact sport...as long as you intend to, and get the ball before the player. You can break his leg as long as you get the ball.
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Guest: (3752 days ago)
oh and before you post something about it being called football look up your history. the country who invented the sport called it soccer when they invented it.
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oh and before you post something about it being called football look up your history. the country who invented the sport called it soccer when they invented it.
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Guest: (3751 days ago)
Don't be daft. They called if Football, later it was known as Association Football and subsequently 'Association' was shortened to 'Soccer'.
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Don't be daft. They called if Football, later it was known as Association Football and subsequently 'Association' was shortened to 'Soccer'.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3751 days ago)
sure the diving is annoying but its less often than the amount of clips might suggest it. And has more to do with 'bending the rules' to the own advantage than with being a wuss. And in every sport people try to bend the rules to their advantage.
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sure the diving is annoying but its less often than the amount of clips might suggest it. And has more to do with 'bending the rules' to the own advantage than with being a wuss. And in every sport people try to bend the rules to their advantage.
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3750 days ago)
I don't mind a player 'highlighting' a true foul...but any kind of dive without proper contact is cheating. If the game can't be won fairly it's not a win. The best match of the world cup so far was Brazil-N Korea because the Koreans are so very honerable..hand shakes, players helping each other up...no diving...it was nice to see. Also it simply was the best match so far....sadly.
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I don't mind a player 'highlighting' a true foul...but any kind of dive without proper contact is cheating. If the game can't be won fairly it's not a win. The best match of the world cup so far was Brazil-N Korea because the Koreans are so very honerable..hand shakes, players helping each other up...no diving...it was nice to see. Also it simply was the best match so far....sadly.
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3730 days ago)
Oh by the way, to the idiot who claims football is actually called soccer, It is called football ....Fact, it's our sport, our invention, our word and the WORLD loves it.
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Oh by the way, to the idiot who claims football is actually called soccer, It is called football ....Fact, it's our sport, our invention, our word and the WORLD loves it.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3752 days ago)
And its truly a sport for everyone! you donīt need a helmet. you donīt need a bat. you donīt need a basket hanging around. you donīt need a sports hall. you donīt need an iced field. you donīt need any equipment. Just your legs (at least one) and something similar like a ball - even a piece of garbage might do the job. thats truly democratic, isnīt it?
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And its truly a sport for everyone! you donīt need a helmet. you donīt need a bat. you donīt need a basket hanging around. you donīt need a sports hall. you donīt need an iced field. you donīt need any equipment. Just your legs (at least one) and something similar like a ball - even a piece of garbage might do the job. thats truly democratic, isnīt it?
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3752 days ago)
thats the way kids play this all over the world and thats why football is the only true global sport... No contest about that. never! it brings everyone (except us americans) together.
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thats the way kids play this all over the world and thats why football is the only true global sport... No contest about that. never! it brings everyone (except us americans) together.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3752 days ago)
to see how desperate and cheap us americans try to discredit football is quite funny sometimes. Acting like a child whoīs never invited to his classmates birthday parties. :D This sports shows the biggest variety of athletic requirements, creativeness, technical skills, passion and fighting spirit of all sports.
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to see how desperate and cheap us americans try to discredit football is quite funny sometimes. Acting like a child whoīs never invited to his classmates birthday parties. :D This sports shows the biggest variety of athletic requirements, creativeness, technical skills, passion and fighting spirit of all sports.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3752 days ago)
I guess the football bashing in the usa goes on because the sports industry&media wantīs the people to spend their money on the established us american sports. but with increasing percentage of latin-american origin the interest in football may rise and maybe maybe someday even the football team of the usa will be approximatly competitive on a global scale.... Na... just kidding, their team will never be competitive. hehee...
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I guess the football bashing in the usa goes on because the sports industry&media wantīs the people to spend their money on the established us american sports. but with increasing percentage of latin-american origin the interest in football may rise and maybe maybe someday even the football team of the usa will be approximatly competitive on a global scale.... Na... just kidding, their team will never be competitive. hehee...
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Guest: (3752 days ago)
still the biggest sport in the world unlike the most boring thing on the earth the nfl that is just shit rugby
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still the biggest sport in the world unlike the most boring thing on the earth the nfl that is just shit rugby
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3751 days ago)
It's just a little dig by a few little Americans who can't accept that baseball is a glorified game of rounders and American football is a game for poofs when compared to the brutality of rugby. It's jealousy plain and simple. The WORLD loves football...no one gives two sh*ts about American sports.....accept some Americans and that's only because they don't know any better. People wouldn't state these facts about American sports if the relevant people just shut their arrogant, know nothing about the world mouths.
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It's just a little dig by a few little Americans who can't accept that baseball is a glorified game of rounders and American football is a game for poofs when compared to the brutality of rugby. It's jealousy plain and simple. The WORLD loves football...no one gives two sh*ts about American sports.....accept some Americans and that's only because they don't know any better. People wouldn't state these facts about American sports if the relevant people just shut their arrogant, know nothing about the world mouths.
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Guest: (3750 days ago)
i would agree except every rugby player i have played against (in rugby) screams like a little girl when they take a hit from an american football player. one thing you can deny about americans is our size. and it hurts the larger an object is when it hits you. thats why the pads exist. we break bones and teeth in the us. do pads make hockey gay too? you guys are the ones falling down in soccer crying and wearing turtlenecks when you play baseball.
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i would agree except every rugby player i have played against (in rugby) screams like a little girl when they take a hit from an american football player. one thing you can deny about americans is our size. and it hurts the larger an object is when it hits you. thats why the pads exist. we break bones and teeth in the us. do pads make hockey gay too? you guys are the ones falling down in soccer crying and wearing turtlenecks when you play baseball.
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3750 days ago)
errrrrr....o.k....good luck with that.
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errrrrr....o.k....good luck with that.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3751 days ago)
i totally agree with that.
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i totally agree with that.
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Guest: (3750 days ago)
hear hear!
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hear hear!
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forrester106 forrester106 (3751 days ago)
I wouldn't rush into labelling this as another piece of american "soccer" bashing. I think its more focussed on a gentle encouragement for some americans (the bullshit segment) to embrace their inner fag.
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I wouldn't rush into labelling this as another piece of american "soccer" bashing. I think its more focussed on a gentle encouragement for some americans (the bullshit segment) to embrace their inner fag.
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3751 days ago)
Hahahahaha.
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Hahahahaha.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3751 days ago)
hehehee...
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hehehee...
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Guest: GAYNESS PERSONIFIED (3747 days ago)
titter titter wet fart...
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titter titter wet fart...
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IID1E4 IID1E4 (3730 days ago)
Latest comment: Gafore
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Latest comment: Gafore
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Guest: Note the lower case 'a' (3752 days ago)
NFL..Just rugby played by pansies who cant take a hit without the sporting equivalent to body Armour! Oh and an even sillier points system to rugby! Numpty americans
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NFL..Just rugby played by pansies who cant take a hit without the sporting equivalent to body Armour! Oh and an even sillier points system to rugby! Numpty americans
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Guest: Mr. American (3751 days ago)
I don't know if I would call it gay but it is definitely metro-sexual. I love Onion News Network.....these guys are always funny.
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I don't know if I would call it gay but it is definitely metro-sexual. I love Onion News Network.....these guys are always funny.
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3751 days ago)
because you only know beckham and ronaldo (the portuguese)?
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because you only know beckham and ronaldo (the portuguese)?
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Guest: tse germanz fo tse win! (3751 days ago)
because you only know beckham and ronaldo (the portuguese)?
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because you only know beckham and ronaldo (the portuguese)?
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Guest: smells like onion (3750 days ago)
They're not talking about football, just "soccer" so it doesn't matter, since soccer only exists in the USA. Fkin yank remtards
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They're not talking about football, just "soccer" so it doesn't matter, since soccer only exists in the USA. Fkin yank remtards
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