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God reveals next president to Pat Robertson, but...

God reveals next president to Pat Robertson, but...

Unfortunately, God also stipulated that Pat Robertson should not spill the beans, so election campaigning continues. God did however reveal a few things for 2012. Pat Robertson reads his notes on his conversation with the Lord himself.

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Guest: (3671 days ago)
This guy has psychosis. Why in this scientific era do we listen to a man that claims, an unproven invisible being is talking to him. The mind boggles how irrational some people are today but can still get away with it.
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This guy has psychosis. Why in this scientific era do we listen to a man that claims, an unproven invisible being is talking to him. The mind boggles how irrational some people are today but can still get away with it.
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Guest: (3671 days ago)
Yes that's right Pat, God popped in to our insignificant planet to give his opinion on our man-made system of money. That was just after he had finished expanding the Universe, creating a few more worm holes, black holes, exploding a few stars and creating some new ones, having lunch with the Leprechauns, dinner with Santa and a fumble with the fairies...
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Yes that's right Pat, God popped in to our insignificant planet to give his opinion on our man-made system of money. That was just after he had finished expanding the Universe, creating a few more worm holes, black holes, exploding a few stars and creating some new ones, having lunch with the Leprechauns, dinner with Santa and a fumble with the fairies...
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Guest: believer (3670 days ago)
Pat is telling the truth. I was in Walmart with Bhudda, Odin, Jove and Ba'al looking for broccoli and they agreed with him!
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Pat is telling the truth. I was in Walmart with Bhudda, Odin, Jove and Ba'al looking for broccoli and they agreed with him!
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Guest: DeltaWhisky (3671 days ago)
Are we supposed to believe that this geriatric is the only person to whom God speaks? This man is just another in a long line of charlatans who claim to be in touch with an all powerful entity who, by the way, hasn't demonstrated in any way shape or form that he/she/it actually gives a damn about the creatures supposedly created in its own image. I daresay Pat Robertson has become very wealthy spouting his own opinions, dressed up as the word of a supreme being, and that the gullible and faithful will keep sending money to him because as we all know, the church (in any disguise) NEVER has enough money. I cannot understand why so many people in this more enlightened age insist on listening to nut jobs like him.
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Are we supposed to believe that this geriatric is the only person to whom God speaks? This man is just another in a long line of charlatans who claim to be in touch with an all powerful entity who, by the way, hasn't demonstrated in any way shape or form that he/she/it actually gives a damn about the creatures supposedly created in its own image. I daresay Pat Robertson has become very wealthy spouting his own opinions, dressed up as the word of a supreme being, and that the gullible and faithful will keep sending money to him because as we all know, the church (in any disguise) NEVER has enough money. I cannot understand why so many people in this more enlightened age insist on listening to nut jobs like him.
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Guest: Kerry (3670 days ago)
Nut case!
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Nut case!
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Guest: Jehovah (3670 days ago)
This guy should be in an institution. Basically anyone could follow his example, and spout their own crappy rhetoric, and claim 'The Lord' told them..... Hold on, that would be the Pope then. So this guy is an American Pope? Staggering that TV clutters itself with this insanity.
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This guy should be in an institution. Basically anyone could follow his example, and spout their own crappy rhetoric, and claim 'The Lord' told them..... Hold on, that would be the Pope then. So this guy is an American Pope? Staggering that TV clutters itself with this insanity.
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Guest: Dontletsantorumtalktokids (3670 days ago)
Latest comment: I played this back a couple of times. Did he really say that God was talking to him? Really? Maybe I should have celebrated a little more when Bachman was knocked out of the GOP fruitcake selection circus. Thankfully there are no more religious nuts left in the race to the Whiteho... uh oh!
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Latest comment: I played this back a couple of times. Did he really say that God was talking to him? Really? Maybe I should have celebrated a little more when Bachman was knocked out of the GOP fruitcake selection circus. Thankfully there are no more religious nuts left in the race to the Whiteho... uh oh!
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Guest: Rick (3671 days ago)
Robertson is symptomatic of the problem with America gone wrong.Is he sane ?
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Robertson is symptomatic of the problem with America gone wrong.Is he sane ?
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Guest: Lynch (3670 days ago)
Do you even need to ask? In most societies, people who admit, in public, that they hear voices are ridiculed, medicated, locked away or tortured to rid them of the demons in their heads. What makes this man any different?
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Do you even need to ask? In most societies, people who admit, in public, that they hear voices are ridiculed, medicated, locked away or tortured to rid them of the demons in their heads. What makes this man any different?
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Guest: God-Pah (3671 days ago)
look at how stupid this man is. Then look at how well dressed he is and how powerful he is. He has the right idea. Use religion to overcome your stupidity and to use other people's stupidity.
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look at how stupid this man is. Then look at how well dressed he is and how powerful he is. He has the right idea. Use religion to overcome your stupidity and to use other people's stupidity.
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