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Machine Gun America theme park

Machine Gun America theme park

(4:23) For the tactically minded tourist passing through Orlando, Florida. Machine Gun America opened in December 2014 and has a minimum age restriction of 13 years old.

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Guest: Beau Guest (1277 days ago)

Hey Merka, you're missing a trick! The state of Utah has just reintroduced the firing squad as a back-up for executions as and when they run out of poison (those pansy Yooropeans refusing to make and sell the stuff to them). So... put two and two together... oh no, sorry, that's asking too much of you. So to put it plainly, send all your bad guys to Machine Gun Merka and have your own (good guy) citizens shoot them. Plus, you'll make a hundred bucks on every execution!

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Hey Merka, you're missing a trick! The state of Utah has just reintroduced the firing squad as a back-up for executions as and when they run out of poison (those pansy Yooropeans refusing to make and sell the stuff to them). So... put two and two together... oh no, sorry, that's asking too much of you. So to put it plainly, send all your bad guys to Machine Gun Merka and have your own (good guy) citizens shoot them. Plus, you'll make a hundred bucks on every execution!

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Guest: politics=corruption (1277 days ago)
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Inspirational thinking. have you tought of going into Politics ?

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Inspirational thinking. have you tought of going into Politics ?

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Guest: MB (1278 days ago)

So sad! worse thing is they do not even comprehend how mental it is! bless them they to stupid to put it all togther and work it out. On a seperate point i'm betting the average length of the managers/owners dicks are a good percetage smaller than the average. Also what's this "curiosity we all have" statement NO WE DONT its only dumb americans who have such curiosity and why they, and no one else, are 10 times more likely to be shot by the gun then own - doh!

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So sad! worse thing is they do not even comprehend how mental it is! bless them they to stupid to put it all togther and work it out. On a seperate point i'm betting the average length of the managers/owners dicks are a good percetage smaller than the average. Also what's this "curiosity we all have" statement NO WE DONT its only dumb americans who have such curiosity and why they, and no one else, are 10 times more likely to be shot by the gun then own - doh!

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Guest: politics=corruption (1278 days ago)

Everyone should have a gun.

The population explosion we are seeing at the moment would be solved in a jiffy.

GO OUT AND BUY THE BIGGEST GUN YOU CAN FIND NOW !!

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Everyone should have a gun.

The population explosion we are seeing at the moment would be solved in a jiffy.

GO OUT AND BUY THE BIGGEST GUN YOU CAN FIND NOW !!

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Guest: (1278 days ago)

i want do shoot some machine guns, and then i want to shoot my load in them chick's butthole!

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i want do shoot some machine guns, and then i want to shoot my load in them chick's butthole!

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Knobette Knobette (1278 days ago)

Do you have to be hot to shoot a gun?

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Do you have to be hot to shoot a gun?

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DrOfnothing DrOfnothing (1278 days ago)

This is ****** up in more ways than I can possibly count. I wonder when they'll open their "Experience Columbine!" attraction? Guns are not toys or amusements, they are tools designed solely for the purpose of killing. That so many take such pleasure from them is a sure sign of how little we have evolved from chimpanzees, and how much farther we need to go before we are safe from our own worst instincts.

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This is ****** up in more ways than I can possibly count. I wonder when they'll open their "Experience Columbine!" attraction? Guns are not toys or amusements, they are tools designed solely for the purpose of killing. That so many take such pleasure from them is a sure sign of how little we have evolved from chimpanzees, and how much farther we need to go before we are safe from our own worst instincts.

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WalterEgo WalterEgo (1278 days ago)

I wonder how they decided the minimum age should be 13. Why not 12?

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I wonder how they decided the minimum age should be 13. Why not 12?

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