A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snowglobe
A Smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy... your knick-knack
Just check... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy... your tchotchkes
Sell me... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


by Weird Al Yankavich

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sofieofie sofieofie (3547 days ago)
Funny....there's another e-bay song by Unlucky Fried Kitten (My Life On E-Bay)
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Funny....there's another e-bay song by Unlucky Fried Kitten (My Life On E-Bay)
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Guest: kath (3811 days ago)
woo this is ace i luv it
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woo this is ace i luv it
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Guest: Miss Louise x (3734 days ago)
This song is just sex. love it.
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This song is just sex. love it.
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Guest: Rhian (2866 days ago)
Dude this song is awsomee!!!1
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Dude this song is awsomee!!!1
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Guest: zuhaib (3811 days ago)
the best everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr
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the best everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr
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Guest: tom (3810 days ago)
Brilliant 10 stars!!!
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Brilliant 10 stars!!!
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Guest: bobby (2877 days ago)
Song is amzing i luv ebay lol :)
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Song is amzing i luv ebay lol :)
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Guest: fan!!! (2481 days ago)
Latest comment: :D i love eBay!!!
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Latest comment: :D i love eBay!!!
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Guest: Kelly (3672 days ago)
Funny need I say no more.
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Funny need I say no more.
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Guest: lolbo1 (3071 days ago)
Its Well,Rubish,But I Am Someone That Likes Songs Like This;eg:OwlCity Fireflys;Alot Of PPl Say It Is Cr&p,But I LIKE IT! xD
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Its Well,Rubish,But I Am Someone That Likes Songs Like This;eg:OwlCity Fireflys;Alot Of PPl Say It Is Cr&p,But I LIKE IT! xD
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Guest: guest (3471 days ago)
How did you do it
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How did you do it
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Guest: addy (3550 days ago)
yo this song is ace and i am the sort of person that does this aswell
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yo this song is ace and i am the sort of person that does this aswell
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Guest: Nick (2732 days ago)
That is....... AWESOME!!!
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That is....... AWESOME!!!
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